I can hear my roommate having sex with his amorphous blob of a gf

I can hear my roommate having sex with his amorphous blob of a gf.

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In my old apartment I could hear my neighbour fuck his wife :D

was she hot?

Is he a fatso too?

Christ almighty, no thank you. She's gross as fuck dude.

Just start beating off and moaning as load as possible like madman.

Strip naked, crack open the door, poke the head of your penis just past the edge, and start stroking. That'll teach 'em.

Yes but she was old, like over 40. It was really weird to hear. Now my neighbours is a family with children.

Yeah, but nowhere close to as much as her. I'd guess she is close to 500lbs (226kg)

What the fuck peo0le like that actually can get laid? Not just getting a partner but someone who can get into all the fucking grease

how do americans even achieve such sizes?

She fucking never stops eating, and everything she eats is filled with sugar.

Is he Japanese? You should tell him about whaling laws.

How fat is your roommate? Does he have some sort of fetish?

do you hear them have sex too?

Holy fucking hell. How does he even manage to find the hole?

He's probably around 340lbs (154kg). I don't know about fetish, maybe he's just racially predisposed to liking white whales.

>500lbs (226kg)
Does she have a scooter?

yo post some pics

I'd be traumatised for life if I were you

Lol, surprisingly no. Though she spends almost all of her time here in his bedroom.

I wouldn't subject you to that, Portufriend.

Imagine the smell