/brit/ with Chinese characteristics

一带一路 sub-edition
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belt_and_Road_Initiative

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Get yourself a nice, white grill.
And never, ever let go!

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More like /chebs/ with big characteristics

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T H I C C

>tfw not relevant or identifiable enough to have a personality ascribed to me

after all these years... why...

iconic

arent you spacky bruce

big chebs with chinese characteristics

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Based CZ worked in McDonald's and now he's worth 1.2 billion

God we really are screwed aren't we

i've been called a lot of things, precious few were accurate

what's foing on here then

Doing a poo in unitoil

>taiwan in red

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procrastinating lads

How can we deny at this point that Asian women are the future???

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Can smell this picture

for me, its small chinese boys with buzzcuts, thick legs and artistic pretensions

looks like germany (yeah i know it's britain, shut up)

having the time of my life in the ol' /got/
forgot how much fun that place is

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my gf is half finnish and shes fluent in japanese so basically i have an asian gf at this point

>tan lines

is he in

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thinking about lei feng~

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>shopped tanlines

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Virginal posts

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forgot pic

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>uses brit as instagram
>constantly blog posts
>good poster
fucking retard you are the problem with brit

You're throwing a wedding in Germany for your British wife and her family. There will be British, American, and German guests, and half of the Germans will be Chinese folks, and half of the Americans will be of the latin persuasion. Pick a catering menu. Pricing and food quantity is not an issue:

Oriental:
>Chinese chicken salad
>Shrimp fried rice
>Oyster sauce cake noodle (crispy disks of fried cake noodle w/ fried oyster sauce chicken)
>Crispy fried gau gee and/or Shrimp, Pork, and Taro dimsum
>Egg drop soup
>Peking duck
>Honey&Walnut Shrimp
>Deep fry fish filet with sweet and sour dipping sauce
>Black bean spare rib
>Mapo tofu and/or Sugar pea and mushroom stir fry (Chinese sugar peas stir-fried with mushrooms, onions, bok choy, and savory mushroom sauce)
>Chinese mango pudding

Italian:
>Caprese salad
>Garlic bread
>Arancini
>Lasagna
>Spaghetti w/ meatballs and sauce
>Spinach and cheese ravioli
>Chicken and mushroom fettuccine alfredo
>Fried calamari
>Coda alla vaccinara (some sort of oxtail stew in a rich tomato broth, along with carrots, onions, herbs, and other stuff)
>Battered eggplant
>Gelato
>Cannolis

Mexican:
>Taco salad
>Spanish rice
>Refried beans
>Fresh warm tortillas
>7-layer nacho dip
>Taco station and/or Milanesas (tenderized, battered, and deep fried chicken, beef, and/or pork cutlets, like schnitzel)
>Lechon asado (crackling whole pigs, apparently cooked over an open fire)
>Elotes (mexican corn on the cob with mayo, seasoning, and spices)
>Horchata
>Churros

American:
>Caesar salad
>Cheese and smoked/dried meats
>American biscuit w/ butter, jam, honey, and sausage gravy
>Beef stew and/or Chili
>Mashed potatoes and/or French fries
>Meatloaf and/or wild boar sausages
>Bacon cheeseburger sliders (beef, cheddar, bacon, tomatoes, onions)
>Steak and beef grill pit w/ added carving station
>Dry rub, slow barbecued pork ribs (full racks)
>Kentucky-style, deep fried buttermilk chicken thighs
>Chocolate fountains w/ assorted fruits

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stop posting this you weirdo
youre eroding my street cred on /brit/

He's in

time you enjoy wasting is not wasted time

Oxford pls you're gonna get AIDS and other nasty illnesses

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you would like this book

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reddit.com/r/RealGirls/top/?sort=top&t=all

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got some tofu roasting in the oven to go in my stir fry later. yummers x

gamer gimp cope

oxford "bender" has never even kissed a man let along noshed a willer

im sorry miss jackson ( i am for real )

Oxford bender is Dave

104587382
not reading any of this but italian food is probably the most overrated cuisine of all time

putting my foot down now
YOU are the problem with brit
you and your whinging and your policing
dont care what your imaginary perfect thread looks like
fuck off

have never dated anyone with their parents permission before
have always just dated them secretly until eventually i am introduced to the parents as already being their boyfriend

do parents really do that "bring her back by 9pm young man!" routine i see in american high school films?

i shagged his arse last night mate

haven't played a video game in over a year unironically

ive kissed the entire coast of the south china sea you larping dickhead

He was 10x the poster you will ever be lad

dad wrestled my last gf

HOLYYYYYYYYYYYY PEEEEENNNNNNNNGGGGGG

he snogged Summer remember

just seems like normie humor and observations
find it freaky actually

"american" menu looks fucking dire
italian is the only one that makes sense

vile whore

gf's mum used to tickle torture me

i heard turt died in the sri lanka bombings

Foy I'm only serving extra salty chips and prawn cocktail crisps. If the guests don't like it fuck em more for me

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHH

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corrrrrr

used to have 3somes with the ex and her mum

The ex introduced me to her parents and her dad hated me instantly. He said all of that "make sure she is back here back by 10 or there will be trouble" but what he didn't know is that I fucked her brains out and returned her at about 5pm, and then went out elsewhere with my mates lmao

*TING TING TING* AHEM

reddit.com/r/RepressedGoneWild/
reddit.com/r/RepressedGoneWild/

Never had a girlfriend

I'm a high school substitute teacher. Thoughts?

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agggghhh

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kill yourself my man

hope you're the lazy sort that lets the kids slack off

>Wanking to pics of random naked girls whose face you can't even see
State

best traditional way to cool down a room?

ooooooooh

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holy cope blog posters and instgrammers, why dont you fuck off back there.

UUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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exgf's dad liked me so much he sorted me an internship once even afterwards i dumped his daughter without telling her ho ho

why

vaccuuming the hot air out of mine as we speak

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spray water on the outside wall

shut up

speak calmly and reassuringly to it

just get HIV already

blog on low iq

nonce

>All these fucking whores on the net
Its too much. How can a man not hate women

cringe
based

once a gamer gimp always a gamer gimp

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There's literally no proof of that you cunt.