sexy british girls edition
/brit/
yeah 4/20 man inject smack haha yeah bro
twat (said in a yank accent)
gay
Open your mouth
Now
grumpf btfo
just got a peng new place for a proper low price in london
the oxford bender hates yanks
catyank hates benders
/brit/ makes me forget all the worries of life
Just had quite a large spaz out and smashed my tv and ripped my wardobe door off
>hey stranger I seem to have broken down in the middle of nowhere thanks for stopping. Mind giving me a hand?
Just remember when snapchat first came out and I sent my dick to some random girl, semi on, not even full hard
fuck off rapist
What a steal! I'm so fucking jealous of you right now, pally palster!!
God just imagine being a 9/10 blonde and busty female knowing you could have any man you want and they would do anything, including showering you with gifts just to stick their willy in you and please you and you don't even have to do any work.
GOD I WISH THAT WERE ME
Haha, sure, I'm really good with cars.
Doesn't this look like open legs of naked girl from girl's POV?
twot
Why?
Mong
alri moni
No but I can offer you a finger or two
Very cheeky little Easter Monday Barbie lads wahey
Dunno i feet great now though
what kinda worries
This one.
>not 3 or 4
*looks over my shoulder both ways*
*drags her off the side of the road just there and rapes the fuck out of her*
*call a taxi putting on a foreign accent*
It says that you should remove the tray from the cardboard before lighting, lad.
anyone remember the cuckio meme
oshiete oshiete
yo sono
sikumi wo
May as well just stick your whole hand in at that point
you need locking up mate
dont worry, you expand too
Bluepilled and bent
Women love rape
Of course I wouldn't do that but if I did do that she would be dripping wet
if a bitch thighs look like that ima pull up my pants and leave
Had one on Ilkley moor this weekend, delicious
lmao briters beg to differ but this isn't about me it's about encouraging absolute lowest of the low blog and instagram posting. turtle is no banter you absolute spastic he is the opposite of banter. blogging about your life and instagrammign posting is the opposite of banter you malignant turd. you're a fucking embarrassment get the fuck out of my brit.
Girl power move: Wearing something you've never seen before and then saying "haha, it's old, I just usually never wore it before".
(hint-hint: she wore it for you, and also, it's new)
*some emojis*
catyank tier post
Good post
Turtle is a cretin and a mong. It's a case of sadcase 101
haha might have one of these myself haha might even have 6 and then light them all at once, wait until the charcoal is smouldering then stack them 3-high on stone bricks in the backseat of my car with the window seals taped up with duct tape and then deliberately end my own life by carbon monoxide poisoning haha wahey
wish i could feel what it's like to lay on top of a girl naked
phwaooooooOOOOOARRRRR
Once had a very rare can of lynx deodorant that was limited edition
used it VERY sparingly, I can assure you
turt has done a number on this lad
Knew a guy back in secondary school who used to huff lynx cans in the toilets and get high. He got permanently suspended when they found a knife and marijuana on him a few years later in year 10.
Mmmmmm.
Cor wonder if that would make the food taste nicer
*clicks several thousand times on the way to the shop*
gay cunt
that isn't catyank though. this is
ahah what a spacker
(or whatever we called them back in the day)
Is this how british people have to barbeque? Bit sad tbph. Also take that cardboard try out ya mong.
Stayed up until 5 am again watching seasidemark
How does he do it
I took a knife to school in my sock once because I battered some polish mong and they were all planning revenge
The usual
oops!
Fuck off australian blog poster/instagrammer
aka Fuck off turtle FOT
hitting sheep at high speed can litearlly derail a train
Lool look at you little protein deficient worm, thinking your the spokesperson of /brit/ lmao. Reckon turtle would banter you out of /brit/ forever if he was here to defend himself.
Might marathon kiyoshi Kurosawa filmography
turtle doesnt use capitals and its midnight in australia diego you cretin
man's hubris BTFO
I have one like pic related
never really seen one of those big ones they have in the movies in yankland/aus
only seen Cure but it was based
would be fun as if the world did this
en.wikipedia.org
where would be the nearest fortifiable location to you to turn into a castle? or actual castle for you britons?
banter? the guy can't even get beyond sticking his head in the toliet and cutting around the it as his haircut. the guy has no fucking banter.
it doesn't matter how many times you suck his virtual dick, he will never let you suck his actual dick you salivating faggot.
I still remember getting BBQmogged in primary school
We had a simple two burner affair, worked fine but nothing fancy
My friend had a deluxe Weber with FOUR burners and a side burner for a wok
Was shaken to my bone marrow
(image attached is what I think it was, more or less)
want something lads?
carried a knife to school for a bit for no reason whatsoever
friends all called me a dumb cunt and I stopped eventually
did he say it?
brainlet.jpg
used to catch the school bus in the middle of a ghetto so I carried a ka-bar knife with me
FUCK DENTISTS AND FUCK DPD
imagine posting this and thinking I would even consider opening it
baffling
Yeah bbqs here tend to be pretty big. At least 2 burners generally. But honestly 90% of the time they just get used for fucking snags and onion. Australian bbqs are much more about drinking than eating. My dad occasionally uses his beast like in for making huge legs of pork or beef though.
It wasn't you, it was the knife.
fuck up virgin
Wanked to the concept of time itself
Carried a knot of rope and a knife with me in school. """Friends"""" saw it and called me Chester the Molester all year. I'm not even Chester, they were thinking of the other weird dude, but I was so unpopular in school that they didn't even know me well enough to make fun of me. My real name is unironically Chad.
don't believe a word of this
So what happened? Did they try anything?
why were you carrying rope you freak
who are the people who are reading stuff like erikson's the malazan books of the fallen. who has such low standards that they read books that have over a 1000 pages and are churned out each year.
i.4cdn.org
look at her
Would often go to my Iranian mate's place to enjoy his dad's BBQs
Those shish kebabs were out of this world peng
Also my mate could bunny hop really high on his BMX and hold a wheelie really well
I had a better endo though
kill yourself but for real
No lol
okay now what
wanking to the concept of society