/cum/

>I like to collect rocks

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In Venezuela they have hot dogs made from real dogs - not some cheap knockoff like here in the USA.

I just click a bunch of wrong shit and it gives me a different type of captcha after.

Post /cum/ classics buds

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haha the homos are surrendering to CFA

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>I hate captchas

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getting really tired of rush limbaugh saying literally the same exact thing every day

you mean like /cum/?

svenn and i irl

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no because /cum/ is entertaining

have you been waiting for someone to ask you why you're listening to rush limbaugh everyday or something?

>/cum/ is entertaining

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i keep watching this guy play stellaris
he's been playing it since it was released yet he never seems to get any better

dam you're old

faggot dog puked everywhere

Resurrecting the dodo bird

He probably ate something that didn't agree with him

*cracks open tab*
that's right
*slurps*

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would you date your trap cousin?

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I actually enjoy making these
i'm probably unironically autistic

i was the one who made that post you know

does he have a nice tight bp??

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I envy that swede

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yea. the longer we dated the more we switched roles though. in the beginning i was always the top and i never sucked his dick. somehow its been completely reversed by now without my knowledge. i miss his warm mouth around my pp

Lucky bastard

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what a fucking idiot

yeah ur bamboozlin me

How often did you nut inside that ass, brother.

finally got a good recipe for chicken thighs
tastes yummy

Dogs do dumb things sometimes. My family's sheepdog would sometimes eat as fast as possible so she could eat the other dog's food too, but she would eat so fast she'd get indigestion or throw up.

oops meant for
U R bamboozlin me

twitter.com/bcnopenbs/status/1120298220855361536
how do i find someone that can translate catalonian

2 many 2 count
yeah but so is the guy in your screencap. he even posted about it in our thread calling ever1one who replied a retard

can we all agree that saltines with peanut butter is good?

>finish writing song
>decide to shower before recording
>fingers are all soft now and won't sound good on the guitar

Get a drum set. Banging on drums sounds fun

>when ur a huge faggy fag mexican but gotta pretend to be tuff

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Based and thighpilled.

i'm not a lesbian

엘 고블리노 엔 로스 에스타도스 유니도스

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gay face is real

Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see 'em again till the fourth of July
I knew a lady who came from Duluth
She got bit by a dog with a rabid tooth
She went to her grave just a little too soon
Flew away howling on the yellow moon
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see 'em again till the fourth of July
the people cry and the people moan
Look for a dry place to call their home
Try to find some place to rest their bones
While the angels and the devils try to make their own
Where do bad folks go when they die?
They don't go to heaven where the angels fly
They go down to the lake of fire and fry
Won't see 'em again till the fourth of July

it is, there's some decent evidence for it too.

that pete buttpirate guy running for dem nom has a terrible case of it

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Who is in the mood for a burger? I am

based

im in the mood for a burger(person)
chaturbate
.com/princessofyourdreams/

want to make something like this

do it

sitting on a log in the forest
reception is kinda shitty

am at school
maybe later

if the log rolls over
will you die?

Say, are you that broccolibutts couple?

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no
it would be extremely painful

youre a bug guy

thingken about making blueberry pancakes. idk how really but i'm just finna put blueberries in the batter and see if it works

for (You)

you could just fuckin use the internet and find a recipe you braindead tard

No

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that's no fun

...

i'm a Marxist

>i'm a Marxist

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I’m bored

I'm floored

what's an Easter worshiper?

i'm horny

sounds like a pagan?

Imagine being a Soviet soldier who had the ability to look into the future, and seeing the kind of people who are carrying on their legacy. Jesus christ dude.

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>/sp/ thread deleted in two seconds
wew

the fuck does any of that even mean

The silliest and weirdest way to describe a christian

nice leak about casual games noone cares about loool

are you Lithuanian?

Sirs, Have you considered helping the needful and release some videos of you nailing that ass?

youtube.com/watch?v=Us3_8FxoAls

yes

if it's not a boring soccer post he won't be having it

what makes you think I haven't already? It's up to you to find them~

wonder if any politicians post on Jow Forums

>The films world premiere at the Toronto International Film Festival 2018 has caused multiple walkouts during it's screening because of how graphically disturbing and provocative it was. Despite it's divisive reactions from the audience, the movie was well received from film critics attending the festival.

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ya wassup
truedeau here

Do the needful sirs and provide with sauce

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i am the minister of silly walks

what do

=) for all you know you might have already found them. there's no guarantee im not broccolibutts

better do somethin'

has the new carbon tax doomed trudeau? gas here in BC is like fucking $1.70 a liter now, it was $1.25 just a few months ago