/brit/

can't imagine the type of runt or literal child that would consider broccoli bad

Heard you the first time, prick

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE AND I BRING YOU..... FIRE

I mislike the Jow Forums shit posted here

yes
it's true
i'm 49 years old
i'm an associate professor at the university of canterbury
i've had two relationships
i competed nationally in squash in my early 20s
i have lived for 6 months in jodhpur in india
i have 100%ed over 100 video games
i am brit

prefer my own finger thanks
only have got rimmed before
don't think I'd enjoy someone else's finger

Chip butty is a North African invention appropriated by lazy brits

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umm..ya..the so called chhOOOooonus MAXimus....

youtu.be/bAipM6942Xs
x

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oh I thought you meant bad as in unhealthy, but you mean bad as in yucky

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i hope you shave your bumhole

Can't stand Jazz """music""". Don't see what the fuss is about. And, of course, every time I say this to someone who listens to Jazz """"music"""", they tell me to listen to their specific style of Jazz (there are a million and one sub-genres of Jazz """""music""""", or that I need to broaden my horizons.

yeah

How long do edibles take to wear off?

I don't feel high (did earlier) but I do feel very relaxed after about 6 hours.

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wish I was a cute girl aaaaaaaa god damnit

Just posted an absolute belter text in the group chat

Lads are positively HOWLING

fucking hell she is outstandingly peng

t. Theodor Adorno

Alpha = leader by normal means in a conventional way (usual alpha looks, etc)
Beta = follower, runt (ugly, beta male freak, gimp tier personality, low and he knows it)
Omega = Alpha by force of personality or mixture of both (could be ugly, could be handsome, but not a leader in the conventional way purely based on physical characteristics)
Gamma = Stagnated runt, low test (beta male larping, mediocre through and through)

Alpha males: High ranking soldiers
Beta males: Most American men aged between 15-30, star wars fans, video gamers, and so on
Omega males: Politicians, CEOs of tech startups with immense power, top 5% of criminals
Gamma males: Sedated stagnated mediocre average men with low test and no passion, people like kids of rich people

based

But Her Face~~~ButHerFace~~ButterFace

Top tier body though.

Start with the Greeks

THERE'S A MAN WHO LIVES NEXT DOOR

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What's your professorship in lad?

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yeah this isn't a thing

no one gives a fuck dave

Anime

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Good post

Jazz sucks

too doxable sorry lad

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In mice

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alpha males dont exist
beta males dont exist
mewing doesnt work
looksmaxing is pathetic
sex isnt as good as you think it is
now fuck off you sad little incels

Coping incel vermin
You've never even seen a minge, what can you tell me about life? Get to fuck you sheltered freaks. Post Ryan Gosling again

Who are some politicians?

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classic dave strawman, love it.

NOT FAIR
Why can't I have a gf like this??/
I'm the epitome of man

I'm a gammon male

>What do you recommend
What do I recommend? Start with Sequenza III
youtube.com/watch?v=E0TTd2roL6s
>Who are you quoting?
You, shut up

Alpha = as it implies
Beta = second to the alpha, never the first choice or first to volunteer themselves either, a face in the crowd
Omega = complete and utter freak, reject of society, future suicide statistic

You might want to listen to this lad:

youtu.be/vmDDOFXSgAs

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got called an incel on /brit/

told /brit/ I'd be over in a bit for dinner
told the family whatsapp group I was having a wank
:(

I'm an alpha male

I fucking hate the ridiculous spinal contortions they nonchalantly do when posing for a camera.

Would bang obviously

No strawman about it. Most posters on here have so little drive and wherewithal that they can't even bed some fucking slag in 2019

It's embarrassing, Incels should kill themselves out of shame I certainly would

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I really hate how Jazz fans lump Jazz in with Classic as if there are any similarities musically

dogshit
dogshit

Simply wrong mate, although Hitler was Omega and killed himself (allegedly)

got a stomach bug last week and now down to optimal bodyfat levels

Feels strange seeing 80s in HD. Muh like seeing San Andreas in HD

bizarre post
stop projecting

How come she has such walloping big chebs but doesn't have big chebs face?

wtf alibaba is so cheap
why do people even buy from dropshipping sites that resell alibaba merch for 5 times the price - are they retarded?

ain't no bitch in me

why haven't you killed yourself then? LOL

awooooooooooooooo
werewolves of london

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>Hur just say its projecting then it means its not true
Fuck off runt gimp, go outside
I shag whenever I want

I've never been in a group chat

don't have a whatsapp or a snapchat or facebook or any friends

Prog Rock is the most patrician Musical Genre prove me wrong.

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wish i could see a picture of every lad on Jow Forums whose ever called me a beta male

holy
fucking
PENG

based user

Hitler was an alpha male, a leader, powerful orator
Omega, by literal definition, is the lowest rung on the ladder, the runt.

but it isn't true
the reason I'm saying that you're projecting is because it's such an insanely outlandish post that's seemingly come out of nowhere

how do you not have any friends? are you a neet?

need to have a go at having sex with her

They trust the white man to deliver product as expected. Credibility matters a lot

No it really isn't, go read some PUA ROoshV or something you dumb stain
You're delusional

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yet you choose to bere here posting with "posters on here have so little drive and wherewithal that they can't even bed some fucking slag in 2019"
grim af lad.

same

I'm not a genre-ist
I don't see genre

"Alone and a Little Lonely: How I Managed to Complete the First Three Years of Undergrad, Surrounded by Other People Every Day, Without Making a Single Friend nor Connection of Any Kind"

youtube.com/watch?v=qkIqiWk1mCw

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most progrock is pretentious shite made by autists and bellends
and let's be honest, the only times that it is really good is when it's basically just jazz
why not just listen to jazz instead?

its gay

>Come out of nowhere
Are you taking the piss? Lmao!
Not all of them, just some
Plus Jow Forums is a news site

Moron
Stop posting

welcome to dave

Tell her to dress properly
Good
I never did that. One chad recognises other

there is only one genre
the music genre

youre a mess mate
guarentee youre 10 times more "beta" than either of the lads youre replying to

wtf i'm white and even though my own life is pathetic i feel superior now!

>chelshit

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I've got your number kid
Guarantee I'm not though, keep coping you seething little gimp, Post Ryan Gosling again wahahha

why are you in brit then you spastic