/brit/

Like it when you're that perfect level of high where you can just sink into something and just smile or laugh at nothing, but not too high

*Frees them all from prison*
How can burning a freaking PLANT be illegal???

It's only the early hours if you intend on staying awake otherwise this is just evening for the rest of us

Hosting a barbecue in 2 weeks for my coworkers, and I'm going to fuck them up with food. I'm going to be a pit master deluxe. I'm going to impress them so badly my boss will be jealous (toilberg's not invited). Things I'm grilling at the barbecue:
>Steak
>Pork chops
>Bacon
>Burger patties
>Wild boar sausages (homemade, 10 kilos)
>Deep fried chicken thighs (I also have a portable deep fryer)
>Eggs
>Onions
>Garlic
>Mushrooms
>Toast

There's gonna be juice, punch, soda, milk, champage, beer, whiskey, fireballs. My friend's even bringing over a whole bunch of coconuts for pina coladas and shit. It's gonna be sick. It's gonna be dope. Toilberg's gonna be fucking seething when he sees out snapchats aha. We do this every year at my house, and Toilberg has not once been invited.

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sounds gay

yeah well said
nice thing to do right before bed and just drift off
much easier with the pen as well

You should get a nigger to dance and entertain, they typically have such funny quips and the queerest demeanour

Can you summarize it for me please. Didn't bother reading all of that.

t. toilberg

You seem to know a lot about what is and isn't gay.....

sounds awesome lad
wish i could be there but im busy then x

G’devening lads

Shan't be told what to do by an Irish subhuman LARPing as a popular Canadian psychologist. Simply shan't.

Sausage is gay

two of my coworkers are black and they're actually pretty chill...

I guess you'd know......

you should invite toilberg. he's a person just like you and me

>subhuman
Says the demonstratable subhuman exhibiting torturous subhuman behaviours
Sort your head out you warped creep

You know some people believe in a god. Some people believe that Moses parted the red sea or that Jesus turned water into wine or that John the Baptist did a thing. A lot of people have their own beliefs.

I believe that Adolf Hitler managed to escape Soviet Berlin and made it to Argentina where he lived out his days in peace and solitude. Now like the others I can't say whether or not it's true but y'know I believe.

Thinking about elevators on the side of big buildings

DAMN thats one hairy boy

Very important video

youtu.be/fbH9tYUSdzY

How many checks have you got?

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t. highly toilberg

Looks like dick.

just tried to expand my linkedin network and got this reply

what now lads

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At least I'm not Irish.

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All of them if by checks you mean (you)s

anyone remember caralad

youtube.com/watch?v=9InBlsjHer8

Lmao what a shitshow from both sides, at least the woman isn't pretending she's some intellectual. Glad I grew out of this shit

Would gladly kick her teeth in.

could someone translate this incomprehensible mess of corporate gobbledygook into parsable english for me

>The defense sounds worse than the crime.

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this wasn't sent to you

yes what happened to him?

Thinking about this

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Sorry, I don't speak Simplified English. Maybe ask a child?

Was the photo necessary

don't test me fool

>i just wanna play with a girls tits and rub alll over her naughty bits all day long....why is that not enough?

Carlus of Swindon

>I am very sorry to the people I have hurt.
>Creating and updating the Cleveland Job Bank listings has been my hobby for more than ten years. It started as a labor of love for the marketing industry, but somehow it also became a labor, and I vented my frustrations on the very people I set out to help.
>Hundreds of people contact me every month looking for help, and as the bottom fell out of the job market, their outreach and requests demanded more of my time. I became shortsighted and impatient, and that was wrong.
>My Job Bank listings were supposed to be about hope, and I failed that. In my harsh reply notes, I lost my perspective about how to help, and I also lost sight of kindness, which is why I started the Job Bank listings in the first place.
>The note I sent to Diana was rude, unwelcoming, unprofessional and wrong. I am reaching out to her to apologize. Diana and her generation are the future of this city. I wish her all the best in landing a job in this great town.
Boomer got btfo

all

heard he killed himself but idk

catyank please jump off a building, literally

Might watch the movie Layer Cake

Wtf does that even mean? Like, they're trying to make construction workers sound less gruff around the public? They're trying to cover up unisightly half-finished projects? Their construction jobs are done with the environment in mind? What does that sign even mean?

What a horrible sket

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lay off catchad

fuck off retard. do you see a cat image next to my posts? do you see me yammering on about my imaginary gfs? if catyank is an angel i am a devil

see

new, fish-mac

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im the football yank

i. am. not. cat. yank.
you're fixing to be well acquainted with the floor pal

nope
thats me

LLLAAAAAAAAAAADDDDDDDSSSSSSS

>her generation are the future of this city.
>Literally denies somebody a job opportunity for being young.

Literally wtf. Are boomers seriously trying to stifle us like this

>measured my dick
>thought it was 22 cm
>it’s only 19 cm

aka the good yank poster

wrong

lol, you have a small dick, haha, become a tranny

Lol, is this considered big for a white person?

Regret being a veggie every day bros :(

t. the bad yank poster

this chapter of my memoirs will be titled 'the good yank breaks bad'

Where can I watch The Trip To Spain?

Which one?

wtf

found this birds insta earlier and my dick is red raw like you would't believe

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Wat??

Millions of people take trips to Spain every year. I assume you have one in particular in mind.

so where is it

>Cm
>Not measuring your dick in feet
Lool poor little dicklet

honestly yeah it's creepy as fuck to do this to some girl in public
but that ass is just insane it had to be done

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lol nigga im glad the freak filmed it

knobhead.

klfjwieu

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she wants a man from manchester

ta

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Lol, what a freak.

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>but that ass is just insane it had to be done

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Do not stand at my grave and weep,
I am not there, I do not sleep.

hes smashing this
i dont care what he looks like
instagram.com/p/BVr8f-oFidq/
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>that face
oh dear

I'm simply stating that someone like you stands a chance, lad.

personal choice that, innit?

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that fucking gap