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Like it when you're that perfect level of high where you can just sink into something and just smile or laugh at nothing, but not too high

*Frees them all from prison*
How can burning a freaking PLANT be illegal???

It's only the early hours if you intend on staying awake otherwise this is just evening for the rest of us

Hosting a barbecue in 2 weeks for my coworkers, and I'm going to fuck them up with food. I'm going to be a pit master deluxe. I'm going to impress them so badly my boss will be jealous (toilberg's not invited). Things I'm grilling at the barbecue:
>Steak
>Pork chops
>Bacon
>Burger patties
>Wild boar sausages (homemade, 10 kilos)
>Deep fried chicken thighs (I also have a portable deep fryer)
>Eggs
>Onions
>Garlic
>Mushrooms
>Toast

There's gonna be juice, punch, soda, milk, champage, beer, whiskey, fireballs. My friend's even bringing over a whole bunch of coconuts for pina coladas and shit. It's gonna be sick. It's gonna be dope. Toilberg's gonna be fucking seething when he sees out snapchats aha. We do this every year at my house, and Toilberg has not once been invited.

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sounds gay

yeah well said
nice thing to do right before bed and just drift off
much easier with the pen as well

You should get a nigger to dance and entertain, they typically have such funny quips and the queerest demeanour

Can you summarize it for me please. Didn't bother reading all of that.

t. toilberg

You seem to know a lot about what is and isn't gay.....