based 80s babes edition
/brit/
Been smoking crack for 2 days straight now.
mrs gave birth on friday and i’ve told her im taking no maternity leave because i want full pay and shes refusing to talk to me
wish i could win the lotto
thats pretty cool
and what are you planning to do with that money?
When the porn ban comes in they should only allow blacked to stop racism.
Asian gf edition
doing a poo (pre-toil mix)
Its only the Hispanics with lots of European blood, pure Hispanics literally look like short Native Americans.
Payday soon
Got a 69 on average now in uni and improving my grades to get a 70 at least.
I want that first lads
into my savings and maybe put towards a holiday
in the uk if you get a 69 they’ll probably give you a first anyway
keep matching with the exgf's friends on tinder
feel like a bit of a shithead ngl
What's a job I could do? I quit my job as a web developer because I was shit at it and now I don't know what to do.
But here they don't give you anything unless you get at least an 80
Plus I heard from people from the UK that uni here is so much more difficult with material etc and we have even worse standards than in the UK.
Turtle.
Alri light Yagami
Bin man
I have so much savings and stocks pay day is just a toil for me. I have to make sure money gets transfered through to different accounts and different things get paid off
Similarly there is no joy being to afford things i couldn't before the payday.
lol literally all i want is a 2:1
pleaae god
Shall NOT be clicking on this virus you street pooing poopman.
very surprised the "I-I miss u ;_;" tactic worked. it was a 50/50 chance of coming off as a pathetic beta or as a cute lonely guy
not a morning person and i want to earn more
got a billion dollar idea for thailad when he gets back
yeah i’m going to click this link
in fact i clicked it already
browsing it as we speak
Gay
University?
I get what I need to know from Dave down the pub
80s babes lads.
80s babes.
don't you think spending time with your new born baby and mother of your child is more important than a "holiday"?
bin man (night shift)
Love high wasted bottoms
yeah, why
Rorke actually put prager U under his education subheading in his CV
got a first at the university of life and 4 a-levels at the school of hard knocks (11 gcses at watford gramar school)
>high wasted bottoms
"hey bro, pass the muchies..."
Then you'll love 80s babes
I love it
you mean the lad that drives around at 3am in the little electric car to not wake anyone up? is that the bin man or what? never knew what he was up to.
Somebody soy this joker
>Somebody soy this joker
might do workaway to escape this neet life. cant deal with the parents hounding me anymore.
haha why so you can kiss the baby and fondle his little toes? fag
live
laugh
love
simple as
Why do british women look like fat lardy goblins
don't like my job
don't think i'll go anymore
bong genes. we're all cursed by them.
Enlightened neets. In my holiday time i could get up out of bed as soon as i liked and i couldnt resist distraction hence i missed gym and read a lot less than i would on a toil day.
How do you enforce structure without the toil master's dagger hanging over your head?
because they already look like gobins, and also eat a lot
Are these "bong genes"? Be honest.
no, these are
we don't.
neets don't actually read philosophy and hone their physique, that's a meme you fucking retard. they smoke weed, tiddle their todger and play video games
Become an indie dev
These are British genes
>inb4 hurr she's French
I quit my job because I was shit at web dev so I doubt that would work out.
Me? I'm an INTJ
same
that’s the runt one yea?
trips say start a band
celtoid genes, English people are not Germanic. Middle Class and upwards have more French admixture so they look better on average.
INTP me
become a software dev
no that one's IMFR(ench)
haha
These are French genes.
INTROVERTED JEW
INTROVERTED PAEDOPHILE
>thought the myers-briggs test was a good use of time
>came out INTJ/INTP
wow I am shocked
british girlfriend
youtube.com
I can tell that you're a humourless sore loser and that your life in a nutshell is "trivial pursuit"
French women are indeed peng.
looks like an ugly tranny
*squishes you beneath my boot like the worm you are*
Imagine the smell
is that the kike bitch from inglourious basterds
finland, I.....
no sorry
based
this might be one of the stupidest posts i've ever seen on here and that's saying a lot
That's because you watch too much tranny porn, lad. Lay off that stuff, it's not good for you.
bloated face
hum it appears the saffer thinks orherwise sorry sweatie ta
taking an mbti test
place your bets
For me, it's Jiskefet
Why yes I fuck niggers how did you guess
looks like she's carrying nectarines in her cheeks
extroverts should be arrested
INT(J/P) 80%
INFP 20%
Emma.
Dank, duizendmaal dank hiervoor!!!! Internet dagen afgestruind, marktplaats afgezocht, allemaal voor dit stukje!!!! Waanzinnig!!
Maybe i should be aiming for a 4 day week rather than full neethood
Or a chilled out easy job
it looms
blog on you uninteresting cunt
so stop unmatching you moron lmao
not on purpose atleast. teenfidelity and girlsdoporn are ok
>How do you enforce structure without the toil master's dagger hanging over your head?
you don't
you can immediately tell a larper on here whenever they talk about neetdom like it's this amazing freeing experience
wheres melvin
experiencing a grim comedown at toil a aaaaaaaargh I want to be dead set me free toilberg
snort some more gear lad