How to sleep with french/swiss girls

ok lads, here is the deal. I will be living in French part of Switzerland for some time, in order to learn the language. French is a difficult language, but what is more difficult is the girls. They're fucking hot, don't get me wrong, and I am actually kind of turned on by how aloof and pretentious they are. But how do I fucking talk to them? How do I fuck them? Any advice is appreciated, especially if it comes from a Frenchmen or a Suisse.

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forgot your proxy, pierre-jean mohammed dumas ?

>forgot your proxy
proxy?

>posting about needing to learn the French language
>from France

just moved here. read the OP.

but perhaps you could lend some advice, guy who also has a french locations.

They lay eggs on top of mountains I've heard

what does that mean

>But how do I fucking talk to them? How do I fuck them? Any advice is appreciated, especially if it comes from a Frenchmen or a Suisse.

be attractive
dont be ugly

well, this is typically unhelpful of the french.