How to sleep with french/swiss girls

ok lads, here is the deal. I will be living in French part of Switzerland for some time, in order to learn the language. French is a difficult language, but what is more difficult is the girls. They're fucking hot, don't get me wrong, and I am actually kind of turned on by how aloof and pretentious they are. But how do I fucking talk to them? How do I fuck them? Any advice is appreciated, especially if it comes from a Frenchmen or a Suisse.

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forgot your proxy, pierre-jean mohammed dumas ?

>forgot your proxy
proxy?

>posting about needing to learn the French language
>from France

just moved here. read the OP.

but perhaps you could lend some advice, guy who also has a french locations.

They lay eggs on top of mountains I've heard

what does that mean

>But how do I fucking talk to them? How do I fuck them? Any advice is appreciated, especially if it comes from a Frenchmen or a Suisse.

be attractive
dont be ugly

well, this is typically unhelpful of the french.

what kind of advice you want ? there is no magic tricks its the same in every country you retard (except perhap muslims shitholes) if you are attractive girls look at you and stare, smile then you say hi and start the conversation wichh lead to " its was nice to talk with you do you have a number or snap ? so we can talk again ? " and the next time you fuck her, simple. Now if you are ugly or average its going to be really difficult french women are princess cunts they make it easy for chads and handsome but the other thay can die lol

You remark that french women are princess cunts -- you see, i have a similar experience and so i am wondering how to "break" that façade. I am decently attractive and have success in my home country, but the French girls are uniquely difficult to approach imo

>get male french friend
>try to network through him
>get drunk together

At least tell us your ethnicity/background so we can give you some advice or tell you to fuck off if you're brown

Keep writing OP

white, blond, anglo

>Anglo
>Also known as subhuman
>Wants to force himself upon pure, beautiful, French goddesses

Not so fast, Anglo scum. You will be dealt with, using rope, before I allow you to infect poor French women with your subhuman stench.

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aww shucks! and this coming from the igloo dweller.

>have sex with male friend

Following

So, you'd rather the Muslim/Arabs to own your women?
LMAO, c uck.

i want to know it too you know i too havent figure it out yet

If you're a relatively handsome dude like pic related you will have your chances, the french girls usually like blond guys because they're not that common over here. But in order to attract local w*men you have to bring something to the table that local men don't have (blond hair being one of those), could be your funny accent or some shit idk.
kek

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Take that Anglo cock out of your mouth

What, you don't know the centuries of not just French but other continentals allying with Middle East powers against Britain?

Women. You have to go there and leave your sperm then a baby grows

korean. do i stand any chance?

If you're american it's already over, you will always have that goofy accent

based

Just talk to them

No only with hookers