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jealousy towards the bigger jugs

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i bought a 1liter jug last week that was supposed to be good until may 8th, the 4 liter jugs are always good right till the day they have on them, might smell a bit off the day before but they don't curdle like the 1l or 2l ones

maybe your fridge isn't cold enough idk

LOL

Tum tum is full of pizza, nuggies, ice cream and milk. I have to stop this.

will investigate, maybe the temperature thing got bumped

Interesting. some known thot in my feed posted some pics of girls in hijabs but with skirts/shorts/legs exposed >_>. + came after sexy pics.

I only buy gallon jugs because I go through milk so fast, but if I were to speculate, the smaller jugs might warm up faster when you take them out to use them, thereby creating a window of opportunity for bacteria to multiply every time you take them out of the fridge

Vos opinions?

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interesting theory, makes some sense, temperature is set right at medium
i don't drink much milk any more since i dont' go to the gym since there's no good gyms near me

LOL

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Kek

its time
bye

Embarrassing

Why do you think I think it look much better then current flag.

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videogames are for nerds
wat

Jerk Off

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Play chrono trigger. or seiken densetsu 3. or top for psx.

Try slowly eating some protein and fiber and drinking a bunch of water, then promising yourself something sweet. You'll probably be less hungry.

boring af games

Just edge then or play with your aneros that I bet you own

Bro wtf is “Death Positive+” LOL
Is there a lil Dahmer bih 1km away from me LOL

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It’s a tranny btw

i never touch my penis and anal sex is gross

>early modern erotics

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Really? Seems like a shame

You should sew your gross butthole shut so no more poopoo comes out haha

Communism is a cancer

jsjs so funny jaja

What is ther to do in mexico?

What is there to do in Canada?

What is there to do in America?

I cant think of much now but iit is cold and I dont want to go outsides.

Why tf would anyone name their daughter Mallory LOL
>From an Anglo-Norman nickname for an unfortunate person, from Old French maleure, malheure (“unhappy, unlucky”)[1] (whence French malheur), from mal (“bad”) + eur (“fortune”).

blaze it

is it even fucking possible for the conservatives to undo the damage trudeau has done if they get elected?

i feel like it's going to take at least a decade to recover from this retarded government, i didn't think it was possible for someone to completely fuck up an entire country in 4 years

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I finally got both wisdom teeth removed I had to stay with mom last night and watched 3 movies while spitting blood in a bucket and eating ice cream

I was about to message a new match named Mallory but I’m pretty superstitious and I might not. Don’t want to ruin my good luck streak

Just accelerate through the collapse so we can build something new. Sick and tired of this disgusting and gay husk of what once was

mexican dentistry, folks
was this performed by your barber?

Populist practices bring downfall to everyone
The only way out is war with the debtor or selling out the country in its entirety

so genocide ourselves asap and then somehow rebuild something when we're all dead?

do you not realize this makes no sense?

Anyone who doesn't observe May Day is a class traitor and bootlicker

Prove me wrong

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>trudeau
>populist
wut

The burden of proof is on you
>zizek
Ah, no wonder you're too stupid to even think of an argument

no

What's that fat assed bitch Jow Forums loves called? Mallory something?

Do you mean Ale?

>class traitor and bootlicker
Not everyone is a poorfag like you, sweatie

For some reasson I'm strangely enjoying video reactions about that sonic trailer

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And what imaginary damage has he done? Lowest unemployment in history? Most trade deals with 30 years?

why would you make up random anecdotes to defend a prime minister?

If it’s any consolation, the Tories are going to win the election. Pray to god it isn’t a minority so the retarded electorate doesn’t vote them out for not doing shit after 4 years of a minority.

>Pray to god it isn’t a minority so the retarded electorate doesn’t vote them out for not doing shit after 4 years of a minority.
i am so tired of this pattern

canadians are so retarded when it comes to this, they will get sick of a sitting PM and vote for someone else just for the sake of it, with no plan for what happens after
"anyone but harper" movement that ousted him was incredibly short sighted

this may be the cringiest thing i've ever seen

youtube.com/watch?v=n5wm3fY5pCY&feature=youtu.be

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t. "anyone but trudeau"

i specifically want the conservative party to win, so no, not "anyone but trudeau"
i think an NDP government would be just as bad, maybe even worse

I CANT DO THE THINGS I WANT TO DO BECAUSE IM A MAN AAAAAAAAA

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this but the other way around

just become a crossdresser instead. seems a lot easier than taking a bunch of pills and going through surgery

me? I'm a whoa man

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hmmm no sorry i dont want to have the body i have

The entire point of the "Anyone But..." initiatives are to concentrate votes away from minority parties and into the hands of the Conservatives and Liberals, so it doesn't really matter if you don't approve of the minority parties.

In the last election, they were pushing "Anyone But" in order to promote voting for Trudeau since he had the best chance of beating Harper among non-Harper candidates. Obviously there were a few ridings where there was close competition between the Conservatives and a non-Liberal candidate, but not many.

whoa this is DEEP

hmm

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what the fuck is wrong with these people? is this genuine or are they hamming it up?

me in the red

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Some of it is a tiny bit genuine but the bar is definitely hamming it up to increase their views

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more soy there than chinatown

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why would you even want to present yourself this way?

my dad knows the word transgender

what a scholar and a gentleman

Ask him what a "trap" is

is it over for buttigieg? pretty obvious he's rich neo-liberals great white hope, but he's got 2% of the non-white vote

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how many people are running now?

Literally no one has a chance except Biden. He's got a huge lead over Bernie, and the support of the party-elite superdelegates to boot.

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pics like these make me want to grab a scissor and just cut it off

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thats kinda hawt ngl

Joe Biden, Bernie Sanders, Beto O'Rourke, Kamala Harris, Elizabeth Warren, Cory Booker, Kirsten Gillibrand, Amy Klobuchar, Julian Castro, Tulsi Gabbard, Jay Inslee, John Hickenlooper, John Delaney, Pete Buttigieg, Andrew Yang, Marianne Williamson, Wayne Messam, Eric Swalwell, Tim Ryan, and Seth Moulton

also the dream body

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I look like a faggot

fuck u
bernie will btfo both biden and drumpf
and no he does not have a huge lead

hope i meet someone cool at the job that can be my roomate