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I'm not religious but my Polish gf makes me attend Catholic mass with her every Sunday.

Thoughts?

Woah

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Mad that your thoughts are like pictures you can't actually see or a voice you can actually hear.

HEY NOW

HEY NOW

DON'T DREEEEAAAAM IT'S OVER

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If you have kids they are going to get nonced.

imagine the smell

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what we drinkin tonite then lads?

See deez steetz round ere baz? once they covverd in mighty erd of Mobikes far as the eye can see. Me and the lads used to do a bit of beak and then toss mebbe 200 in da Sacred Tyne every night! OH AYE not makin it up like! Now when ye look tha land is bare o Mobikes. Owah folks traditonal ways ah faydin Baz........ aye go on gizz fag then

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can't help myself, i love women

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Whipped bitch.

Messi... the greatest of all time

been playing fspassengers for fsx
racked up 22 flying hours so now i can fly multiengine prop planes under 5000lbs. it's quite comfy.

Shagged the girl (she's a Brit) on the left at the Knightsbridge Hotel back in 2013

for me it's a refreshing 2007 rioja

feeling like pure shit

hate women, love the female form

People hire personal trainers to watch them on the treadmill

water

may I save this?

3-0 at home
Wow... its literally nothing

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Hhhhhhh.....y-yeeeeees make me into bread

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ah yes suarez, that cunty kid in the park that tries to nutmeg everyone

I'm for the war but against the troops

Thoughts on nurses?

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wonder how Sega feel about having their name on this

Rodney Mullen taught me how to kickflip in a Glasgow train station toilet.

Gordons and tonic

bite everyone*

based if male, cringe if female

>There's footballers, then there's Lionel Messi. GOAT. - BBC Sport
>I feel sorry for people who don't like football. They don't appreciate what Lionel Messi is.

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tea

should be held accountable for the vile abuse they leveled against lachlan

Scottish Unionism.

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You are now thinking about that girl who had a thing for you but you were too scared to act on it

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Also own that shirt but not disabled mind.

ah yes, the so called neutral bbc

>puts her out of her memory
>proceeds to rape the corpse
"unapologetically disabled"

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alri lads?

>unapologetically disabled
what disability is she talking about? is she one of those people that bangs on about "invisible disabilitys"
pathetic.

105012474
cope

how does it work with Messi then/ can he kick the ball extra hard or something? why is he the best?

Think I remember you saying one time when I posted a pic of the Glasgow Queen Street gents.

*headbutts the ref*

stop posting this literal fake image

LOL

Love how messi is a literal autistic dork but at the same time the best footballer in the world

>They don't appreciate what Lionel Messi is.
so this is why my life feels so empty

I need a hobby, any suggestions?

in high school i couldnt tell if girls liked me or if they were just taking pity on me

open.spotify.com/track/2HrDBEDFUmZubpOqemrEYt?si=XNuXS5ncQpq56LSsnN4Ivg
this is the tune we liverpool fans go out to tonight, we go out in style (let's be honest 3-0 down is going out even if it's only end of FL)

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the anti scouse bias in the bbc is fucking disgusting

coin collecting

thanks

you're right, it's not extreme enough
death to all scousers

christorian
start with the classics.
sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler

>high school
Remove thy proxy Yank

grim grim grim

we call it high school in the norf
my school was literally called sutton high

I'm a pretty avid wanker

if a man did this he'd be locked up and have his children taken away

>He doesn't know about Nottingham High School
crinfe

retard

>anti scouse
ah yes, or as i call it, common sense

I let myself believe, I'm not sure why. I fell for the memes and false hope.

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Maggie smilling in heaven right now

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hello i come here after some white cum skin pig shat in mena thread.
just came to say fuck whites.
night!

it could be worse, you could be scouse
eating rats in your council house

Girlfriend got mad I interrupted her and now she’s not talking to me all day

Fucking hate this hyper dramatic bitch every time this happens it stresses ME out, I’m already monkey branching and setting up things with other girls so that when I break up when her I already have other options lined up

Women are fucking insufferable vermin

ABLs out in force tonight

M&S canned mojito
Pretty comfy tonight boys

Just pack a rucksack and fuck off for weeks at a time

>London is majority British
People say this as if they think we haven't all been to and seen London ourselves. Abu Abdulla Khan, 3rd generation Sunni Imam from Brick Lane is not British, neither are his 40 kids or his 270 grandkids.

welcome diane

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Reckon Deano actually is so riled by the last thread he's currently stomping off down the Tyne Quays looking for a helpless Mobike to drown? I hope so anyway

twitter.com/NOT_MOTD/status/1123693073685516292

Anyone remember that lad that sold £50 million worth of fake bomb detectors to Iraq? (Was actually a novelty "golf ball finder" from a joke shop or some shit)

Geocaching

So he doesn't have British citizenship?

Ha ha is funny because they all are!

all Brits. To say or think otherwise is illegal

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a mighty fine ball kick i must say, really quite splendid

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Me and my mates are unironically getting ready to go out after the Barca v Liverpool game for a few bevs. Can't wait to tell them about Mobikes no longer being apart of this beautiful city, they'll be buzzing

>He owned a £5million Regency townhouse in Bath, a £1.5million farmhouse near Taunton, Somerset, a £250,000 holiday home in Florida and a £350,000 villa in Cyprus.
Somerset mentioned

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I want Emma Watson to fart whilst sitting on my face.

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