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Simpsons suck ass. Read my episode outline for a King of the Hill set in 2020:

KOTH: 2020
>Hank is conflicted over who to support, both Trump and Biden disgust him for various reasons relating to sex and other dems are unpalatable
>Dale is a Qanon boomer who gets caught up in a web of cognitive dissonance
>Bobby campaigns for Bernie with Peggy while his zoomer peers pressure him into supporting Trump
>Boomhauer is vaugely implied to be far right
Subplot:
>Bill joins an IRL incel support group who turns on him when he starts talking about his ex-wife and reveals he’s had sex before

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does it end with hanks conflict ending with him voting for trump?

Think my dad my be an alt right incel freak...

suck his cock then you homo

Drummed n bassed

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I am brown AND I AM NOT subhuman

>But I'm sure you treat all peoples equally?
>Except the Quebecois, and the Newfies. Stupid Newfies!
The Ottawa elites are just assblasted that The Simpsons outed them for treating Newfoundland like shit, which they indisputably do.

Also some Newfies are getting mad because they get made fun of so much across Canada that to some people 'Newfie' is considered a slur. Most don't care though. I guess it depends on whether it's being used maliciously. I think I have an N-Word Pass though because one of my great-great-grandmothers was from Labrador :^)

probably, seems like the most likely thing he'd do

thank u :)

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No.
He was watching some Netflix show about Victorian England and he turned it off because there’s a black man in it and he says it’s dumb and unrealistic lol.
He’s Mexican btw

wrong

Which /cum/ posters do you recognize?

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>there’s a black man in it and he says it’s dumb and unrealistic lol.
>Victorian England

That IS dumb and unrealistic.

if the nigger was speaking than your father is correct.

He sounds based and redpilled

Zando, Ale, fk, the Swede

proofs

the one mexican with the cat tumblr

>ale
>my bitch 'cara'
>dumb german sexpat
>frenposters
>the other AOCposter
>swede

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Your father is smart. Showing negroes as common in historical Europe is such a weird thing, I don't understand why leftists have such a hard on for it.

Who is he? I know only the "the factory" founder who looks similar.

hes a gay guy who likes to sing

asshole is inexplicably itchy. just cleaned it with a wetwipe to make sure there was no doodoo. there was none. been taking huge dumps lately though. maybe I need to eat more vegetables.

many here don't know what leftism is

You said you're brown, ergo...

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educate my negroid ass

liked*

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Basé british lift

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some girls have a penis

millions now living will never die

>you have GOT to be kitting me
underrated

show us your girly penis and prove it

most people have no business fighting. I hope he was at least drunk.

he literally died

Bobby doesn't strike me as a BernieBro, he seems more like one of the jeering kids in the background of The Smirk incident

It's midnight buds
That means it's time to shower

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gotta wash the cum out of your ass?

>drunks picking up fights
Why they do this? Every times I was pissed I never ever considered fighting, nor did I felt paranoid to think that the guy next to me wanted to pick up a fight as well.

I saw someone successfully pull a similar move in a schoolyard fight in high school, with the other guy (a nigger) landing on his neck. Fortunately for him, he walked it off (although he lost the fight then and there, having to stop to pull gravel out of his bleeding face)

proof?

That Smirk Kid just sued NBC news for something like $300 million. If he wins all these lawsuits, he'll have like a billion dollars haha, hope he does win

I have never been in a fight

is it weird to be 21 and to have my internet friends be 17-18
like if one of them was a girl and i was fucking them that would be weird, right? but is it not weird if they're guys and we're just playing vidya?

actually he didnt die he just broke his neck, he was conscious for the punches just couldnt move

not weird imo

literal autism

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cray

brown couples should have 10 children
interracial couples should have 10 children too
white couples and pale asian couples can have 1 child

>brown couples should have 10 children
>interracial couples should have 10 children too
Isn't this the literal plot to "Idiocracy" ???

whites and asians become the extremely wealth ruling class while brown people live in dirt poverty if that happened

exactly

youtu.be/pySfXBnvnTM?t=297

this triggers the non-american

Si, senior.

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>whites and asians become the extremely wealth ruling class
Well I mean, that's essentially how the world is today, with jews thrown in too.

If you remove Asians, the vast majority of people living in poverty today are brown subhumans

I'm going to work for the first time this year tomorrow. Problem is I just woke up and will be up all night before going to work all day LMAO

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traps are not gay

if brown people unironically had 10 children on average today they would live in homeless eating dirt cakes levels of poverty

Mi presidente

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i would love to snort cocaine off AOC's tits with you, user.

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There is actually a genuine argument that could be made for that position.

i'm brown.
why do you want to kill me?
what have I done to you?

Buy a bigass redbull or something

don't ever plan to learn how to drive

youtube.com/watch?v=OdaUDeAGIck

I don't drink that trash. The only caffeine I get is from glass bottles of mexicoke.

>why do you want to kill me?
You're an annoying spammer, you're autistic, and you never add anything to the conservation

ultra cringe

david bowie is ugly

enjoy having a miserable day then

not interested in a literal child's opinions.

how can politicians be this hot:
>twitter.com/shaunking/status/1081039774163431424?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1081039774163431424&ref_url=https://www.nytimes.com/2019/01/04/us/politics/alexandria-ocasio-cortez-dance-video.html
seriously though, the college democrats at my school love her. theyre predominately female so i think they like her because they see her as attractive popular feminist woman, not because they have thought about her policies.
women view politics as a reality TV show and are an embarrassment to the democratic party.

this balding 11 year old is kind of funny

I won't have a miserable day. I'm not some weak wageslave that is unaccustomed to staying up all night.

>not interested in a literal child's opinions

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of course roasties don't care about policy. They care about conformity, and they have to be "feminists" and she's the only one mildly young and attractive, thus they have to stan for this retard AOC

what do you do?

AOC is smart

Had a room change just now lads. Sharing a room with a guy named Sam who hardly talks. Perfect. Haha.

I'm a Vindicare for the Officio Assassinorum

i'm not an annoying spammer

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Now I just got to hope my stuff doesn't go "missing"

lmao ok retard

I like fighting because the adrenaline boost is one of the only things that makes me feel alive anymore; feels kind of like coke but significantly better. I don't pick fights but they come to me semi-frequently when I have nights out, usually from seething roided-out manlets or uppity niggers

>lmao ok retard

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is this a child-tranny LOL

Theoretical: Remove the probability of your belongings being stolen by only owning so much as you can carry.