Tfw my new roommate will be from one of these cunts

why

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No my old roommate leaves before summer break so i will get someone from a non eu country doing a german crash course before the next semester

if dubs you get aids ridden apezillian tranny

if dubs you get aids ridden amerishart tranny

Pls stop

If you end up having a hue-mate, get ready to have your personal space invaded

if dubs you get a smelly and fat mexican alcoholic

If dubs you will get a Japanese roommate and axis again.

Everything seems like it'd be cool and interesting, except pakistanis in my experience are kind of insane.

If dubs you get a qt devout orthodox ukranian qt

and where are you from? this is for college right?

Monaco?

this is a good thing. congrats OP

The best one would probably be a skinny, japanese virgin nerd who just watches anime and plays osu all time

where was your old roommate from? was he cool?

If I had to choose one from those I'll choose Thailand srs. Pakistan sounds good too, potentially.

such nerd don't go to overseas.

It's literally a red circle, if you're seeing a prolapsed asshole you need help.

Just hope it's not a nigger. Maybe you get a buff roommate that you slowly bond with when you try to teach him some German words and then you two have sex each evening.

what?
do you have to have a foreign roommate in germany or something?

why do you have a list of countries about where they might be from?

I would beat the living shit out of such faggot

rest in peace brotha

>I would beat the living shit out of such faggot

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hot

If they're learning german they're probably cool, regardless of country of origin.
Or they're nazis.

Azerbaijan mentioned

>roommate
stop memeing, this is illegal in Germany

I get my place to live from my university

I had a Pakistani roommate for a few weeks when I lived in China.
Even though he was pretty westernised, wearing western clothes and listen to western, albeit old music, he would shave in the bathroom and get his hair all over the fucking floor and sink and not clean it up, and when I bought a kettle for us to use he would put his tea INSIDE the kettle, ruining it for anything else

He'd also bring home his girlfriend or escort he paid for every so often. Now that wouldn't be too bad if we didn't live in what was basically a hotel room so they'd sit on their bed listening to music or shit when I was in the room late at night. They'd eventually leave but it was still fucking annoying. Fortunately for me, we eventually got single rooms and I never had to see him again besides in the lift.

Do only we Europeans use kettles?
good god why is rest of the world so uncivilized

Here its rare for a female being okay with having a male room mate that she doesn't know. If they are friends before hand then its not uncommon but a female rooming with a male who is a total stranger? No way

I have this exact same problem right now. My room mate is some hipster faggot with long ass hair and he always leaves his hair in the shower and never cleans up. The sink is always full of his beard hair that he never cleans. If I dont clean it he never will. Im stuck with this nigger for a year.

No, Asians use it too
t. Korean

If dubs based kazak bro

Prepare your butt

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if dubs you are going to get eaten by a colombian when you sleep

> mentioned

People use it here, and probably in the rest of mena too.

> no Canadian

Pray for a quiet Japanese or really anything but a Paki.

Having roommates is already bad enough. Even if they were fellow germs you are still VERY fucked.

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Sorry bro, let's hope you get the kiwi and not a mutt

I agree, having flatmates is bad enough but I would probably go postal having to share a fucking room.

japanese are only quiet cause just like anglos they tend to be monolingual, but unlike anglos they are too introverted to share their thoughts

My experience in Japan is that even if you speak a bit of their language they are still very shy.

Women love tall white guys though. I don't think I have ever had an easier time getting laid in a country without resorting to whores.

nobody is doing that anymore, silly

if trips you get a retarded brazilian who's always late to the joke

wtf is that xbox looking flag

Lol, it's actually very close to India.

kyrgyzstan?

Just hope you don't get the American (;

No, they are still pretty popular here

Correct.

oh no no no no no

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

you got a 3/16 maybe 4/16 that your roomie will tell you that hes actually german