>American tourist asks for directions
>point him in the right direction because I'm a decent human and don't want him to get a bad impression of the country
American tourist asks for directions
Dylan Edwards
Levi Howard
>American tourist asks for directions
>rob him at knifepoint
Jason Wood
>>point him in the right direction because I'm a decent human and don't want him to get a bad impression of the country
Ian Reyes
>American tourist asks for directions
>kick the shit out of him
Jack Taylor
cringe
based
Tyler Reyes
>American tourist asks for directions
>Say Islington and Hackney are very nice places, especially in the evening
Kayden Perez
>American tourist asks for directions
>Next twelve hours we have a trip to the closest pubs around.
2018 was a good year
Joshua Morgan
>American tourist asks for directions
>point him in the right direction, but make him take the longest possible route, so he will stop being a fatass
Jack Walker
>American tourist asks for directions
>sell his organs
Dominic Murphy
When I was in Berlin we were pointed to the right train at the airport when we arrived. Some other Norwegian thoths who were going to Berlin to party took the wrong train and I didn't say anything.
Wonder where they ended up
Camden Wilson
have sex
:^)
James Perry
somewhere that looks like this
t. from Brandenburg myself
Jaxon Campbell
Looks really /comfy/ desu
I hope they were invited to a barn party
Luis Gomez
>American tourist ask for directions
>pretend I can only speak arabic
Jose Foster
>American tourist asks for directions to anything
>tell him to go south until he sees the sign that says Vous Quittez Maintenant le Canada
>it's just after that
Ian Murphy
>American tourist asks for directions
>look at him with disdain and move away
Parker Allen
>american asks for directions
>ask him to tip me first
>send him in the wrong direction
Ryder Taylor
Well done mate, I still have faith in the human beings.
Justin Young
Gay and bluepilled
Thomas Collins
>american tourist asks for directions
>tell her I'm going the same way
>chit chat during the walk
>once we arrive she asks for my number
>give her a wrong number because she's a fat fuck
Adrian James
I was in Helsinki once and American(I think) tourists asked me for directions. I'm not from there and couldn't really help them and they got really upset and angry over it. Are all Americans like this?
Gavin Barnes
>american tourist asks for directions
>end up in bed with him fucking
Jacob Cruz
>American tourist talks to me for 5 seconds
>asks me if I’m a tourist too
Anthony Sanders
Most of the time they dont even know what country Im from, I've been asked if Im from Ireland/UK. And I met plenty of mainland Eurooeans that sound American/Canadian when they speak English (mostly Dutch and Swedes)
Leo Ward
Girl or gay?
Landon Jenkins
>american tourist asks for directions
>show off all the cool slang terms I picked up while watching all the good stuff from the States >name drop some C tier celebritinies to show how much I'm into Cali culture
>wish my fellow a nice getaway in krautland as I'm about to hop on my flight back to Sweden
John Reyes
>American tourist asks for directions
>rape him
Luis Gomez
>American tourist asks for directio-
>sucker punch out of nowhere
Easton Ross
>American tourist asks for directions
>Speak to him in German
Really looking forward to fucking with them by speaking with them in Japanese
Evan Gonzalez
>American tourist asks for directions
>Ask him how knew we existed
Colton Thompson
>American tourist asks for directions
>proceed to fuck him in the ass
Adam Lewis
dominant bi.
Nathaniel Gonzalez
>be me
>commuting to uni a bit later that day, train is therefore almost empty
>two very obese, sweaty and loud elderly american tourists enter the train
>both sit down right fucking next to me
>"Excuse me, do you speak English?"
>pretend to not speak English so I don't have to do small talk with these creatures
>plug in ear plugs and look out of the window until I have to get off the train
Why are Murricans like this? It's disgusting...
Cooper Gonzalez
Aiden Robinson
Based
Nathaniel Ross
>russian tourist asks for directions in russian
>tell him in english even though I speak perfectly good russian
Blake Davis
cuck
Elijah Wood
>american tourist asks for directions in french
>answer je ne parle pas anglais
Oliver Ortiz
>American tourist ask for directions
>"Well the closest subway station would be th-
>By the way did you know I'm Spanish too?
>"Uh?"
>Yeah I'm American but I'm Spanish. And a third Italian for my dad side too.
>"Do you want me to speak Spanish?"
>No haha I don't speak Spanish
>"Well... if you take this bus you could reach-
>My grandma was half Irish though
Elijah Anderson
>see older lady ask a younger man for directions to a place I know
>he can't help her
>walk up to her and give her correct directions
Carter Diaz
>Flag
Lego.
Aaron Parker
epic