Edition: Brodie Hampson
/brit/
Jacob Roberts
Leo Rodriguez
Elijah Thomas
the virgin freak paradigm on /brit/ is very similar to the lefty one (in general) when you think about it. the average /brit/ poster assumes you're coming from a place of inceldom, lifelong virginity, and rejection like they are themselves, and so everything passes through that filter automatically, regardless of the post content or the poster.
the poster could be anyone, doesn't matter, could be a pornstar.. but if he posted an anecdote about shagging it would be dismissed automatically, even if it was proven, by the posters (both virgin and non-virgin alike) because the underlying tone (more like the fabric of site culture because it gradually developed out of a site for rejects, etc) of the discussion (any and all discussion) on /brit/ is held hostage by this meme of the r9k incel character, the meme of the r9k Jow Forums incel not a "chad" beta virginwalk loser, which permeates everything. everything is a lie and it never happened. you can't change it. the poster assumes that you live in the same world (the world of being a faggot) as him and that your lives are comparable, and if something is unbelievable to him, then it must be impossible for you in your life.
it's very similar to how say "racism" or gay thing etc in wider society and the media. everything (every conversation you ever have, every movie, every advert, every news broadcast of current day 2019) is set to the backdrop of "was that racist?" or "was he being racist?" and then only after this everything else happens. so the "racism" context idea has already been injected into everything (through culture, pop culture..), and every discussion that will take place after, before any actual back and forth discussion about anything at all has taken place, which is why you see the kind of articles the bbc publishes now. in 1940s germany they probably did this same thing but in the opposite way, if you understand me. it's like a boulder kind of innit, only 50 years ago it was rolling the other way
Blake Carter
what's the ideal willy size to be bummed by?
Brayden Hall
how do u get a racist rorke gf
Jason Cooper
nary a syllable
Bentley Foster
maybe a good post but shan't read it
Jack Young
prospective toilberg seems like a laugh
Jason Gray
the right honourable the lord carl, 1st baron swindon, prime minister of the united kingdom
god it's going to be hella based
Gabriel Powell
one of the post numbers in this thread is 'ctually my phone number
Hudson Rodriguez
Caleb Rivera
you massively overrate the impact of a few pounds, are you female?
Logan Ross
Walk about with a can of Stella and spit at people
Nicholas Anderson
Whose hyped for this?
youtube.com
Nathaniel Gonzalez
You get a normal apolitical gf and redpill her. The process is rather easy as well. Just point out patterns and trends that are pretty much common sense and she'll start to realise you're right about it all. Unless she's an ideological brainwashed lefty who refuses to see patterns, should be fine.
Julian Scott
FOLG (fuck off larper gimp)
Anthony Thompson
Can’t fathom being a virgin past 18, I felt under pressure in secondary school to lose mine. It was a huge weight off my shoulders when I did, one of those now I can get on with my life moments.
All the people saying losing your virginity isn’t a big deal are lying.
The pressure to lose it must be intense past 18 as that’s when it starts to get weird if you are still a virgin, how do you guys who haven’t lost it cope?
Jace Bailey
it wasnt dont worry
Aiden Sanchez
tl;dr this drivel
Oliver Stewart
nah that's just golf for dyslexics
Easton Carter
it’s raining
Christian Hernandez
me on the left AND the right
Jonathan Turner
wonder how many blacks worked in Ukraine in 1980s
Lucas Thompson
yeah like 2h ago lol
Alexander Baker
girl i'm seeing later said that she has had a bikini wax yesterday, is this considered flirtatious?
Christian King
God, the futureheads are crusted dogshit, arent they?
Juan Cox
wow, another dark, serious slow burning character drama tv show. shall be adding this to the list of the 5000 other ones to watch
Hudson Nelson
>i had sex in college validate me lads
Gabriel Rivera
Contrarian.
Nathan Wright
was just thinking about brit and virgins
incel freek
Dylan Young
>college
don't call it that
Levi Morris
parisian slug
Xavier Wilson
looks like literally the opposite of what you said you insufferable pseud
Joshua Jackson
college is a thing of its own, dickhead
Hudson Hill
ricktrolled
Luis Morris
anyone who has ever made a tweet containing the word "nigger" should be banned from politics
Ryder Long
i wasnt mocking virgins in that post but they should be mocked anyway lol
was more just thinking about how something injected into something else early on will change the course of the original thing
Nathaniel Moore
Cringe
Brandon Cooper
what a coincidence visits a nuclear power plant control room not a week ago
Anthony Perez
dream woman. the weird thing is is that thicc girls actually like me, I'm just too autist to do anything about it and work out more to increae my chances
Blake Walker
Tommy Robinson just had a milkshake thrown all over him in Warrington ahahahaha. Don't cry Rorke!
Gavin Cooper
Did you press any of the buttons for a laugh?
Cameron Nelson
nah I call people virgin freaks because they're virgin freaks
Jackson Bell
>teehee i was just pretending to be a spastic :v
one of the worst gimmiques going
jog on
Bentley Adams
James Nelson
Landon Lopez
Joshua Allen
pressed all of them
actually i lied it was the simulator where the people train to man the actual control room
Hudson Martin
thats a fat model though
most fat women are not models, so going for fat women isn't really that good for the most part
Caleb Hill
Absolutely fucking pathetic, joke of a man
Eli Robinson
sic semper tyrannis
Henry Reed
Nice, are you going into the Nuclear Industry?
Juan Bailey
FWEE DOMMY RABBIGDON
Nathaniel Sullivan
>does intentionally aggravating things
>faces consequences
fucking state of these tryhard rorke freaks
Leo Morris
*SNIFF* mustnt cry mustnt cry *holds back the tears* REAL men dont cry!
Carter Stewart
am i being too harsh?
Jackson Campbell
i see plenty of really hot fatties around
Joseph Ward
dear oh dear, what are they feeding those seagulls?
Aiden Wilson
loool
Jaxson Hill
today toilberg was talking about how she likes to fart on her boyfriend and how if she's in bed with him she'll purposefully drown him in the fart with the covers
had the urge to go "god I wish that were me" but then I remembered that I'm not on the internet and it's just not appropriate
Adrian Reyes
Has Carl Benjamin ever used it?
Owen Harris
Someone post the time Mark got shat on by a seagull.
Aiden Wood
feeling like this is a joke
Aaron Martin
Vile fucking pakis
Jonathan Foster
Shit-posting and pooing at work. Reckon I'll earn about £1.50 as I do this, hmmm yes rather good.
John Sanders
ridiculous
Xavier Turner
that's not you for a start but people like that need to realise that extroverts value small talk just as much as you value your precious "alone time"
selfish pricks come in all sorts
Adam Lewis
Post vid x
Jack Moore
Based as fuck, tommeh on suicide watch
Mason Perry
Jonathan Davis
>FWEE DOMMY RABBIGDON
Noah Hill
cackle at the thought still
perfectly sums up are mark
Jacob Lewis
more like signs of any extremism, not really anything wrong here
Landon Miller
The duality of man
Christian Allen
Wepyng and waylyng, care and oother sorwe
I knowe ynogh, on even and a-morwe,'
Quod the Marchant, 'and so doon oother mo
That wedded been
How’s your old English skills?
Leo Ross
what does dress smart de lads mean?
Evan Lewis
>Vile fucking pakis
Jaxson Perez
Stephen Yaxley Lennon
Austin Gray
no just have a mate who works there and he got us in and let us play around
got to see the new EPR simulator too
Jack Rodriguez
fb.com
Want to see tommy robinson get rekt by a sheed go here
Isaiah Thompson
vile fucking nigger
Jacob Moore
why doesn't sara just move into cheaper accommodation
Ryan Ward
SLICED my forefinger clean open with a knife BUT I manufactured a VERY delicious cheese sandwich in the process so frankly I am TORN regarding the whole situation.
Brayden Hughes
>bald ginger
yeah he's just got back from fighting for isis pal
Ethan Baker
50% of pakis are literally inbred. you can literally see it
Tyler Rodriguez
'fraid not, it's policy not to open links on /brit/
*taps the sign waving above*
Owen Baker
If I go to Brighton will I be able to get a decent bf or will they all be awful?
Zachary Rogers
What kind of cheese?
Cameron Bailey
lmao imagine anyone paying more than pennies for second hand books, what year does she live in?
Sebastian Stewart
Never should have come here!
Tyler Young
Based
Noah Williams
Why doesn't she move in to mine and become my cock-sucking maid? She'll have to be naked at all times when inside
Austin Walker
Based rasheed cucking gammons
Carson Baker
Dat hairline.
Grayson Young
Can get 3 of these books for free from local book shop in town
Cooper Miller
50% of the lettuce I eat is literally in bread
Luke James
Pretty sure Manchester is the gay capital of the UK now mate
Joseph Green
is /ourguy/ tommy related to john lennon?
Dylan Hill
wtf why does it change so often?
Jason Morris
seaside mark is a fucking dope thats what it means