/brit/
lol
6PM - 2AM: The normies, students and teenagers have returned and are gagging to post their gimmicks. Thread becomes unintelligable, full of gfs, social drug taking, 'going out' and university. JFs and tripfags run wild, taking (You)s at will.
>spitting
grim third-world behaviour
long weekend
I'd rather talk about shagging than spend 5 hours arguing about mobikes, virgins.
Alri lads.
Threw one earlier
The United States is third world
my hobbies include drinking, hanging out with people I don’t like, doing coke and posting on Jow Forums
no no no let's talk about mobikes
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>I'd rather talk about the same normie shite every single day than talk about a new different topic every day
this is how we know you're low IQ
the argument about mobikes genuinely made it feel like 2016 /brit/ again
>mobike
someone photoshop that marathon negro on one
sucking a cuckio
...
thoughts on female streamers? i bought her an entire crate of her favourite energy drink for her amazon wish list, then i found out he was a coal burner, and liked the nastiest ones. she's also a trap. now i feel likei deserve my money back
>talk about shagging
sounds virginous
just shag, don't flap about it
...the good old days
Fidry infuan itt
>mobikes
>new topic
As someone with a very high IQ, I 100% agree with this post.
Hobbies? Sorry mlady, I'm too chivalrous for that
I really hope this is a joke
posted with no comment
this current era of /brit/ being full of wankers trying to pretend like they're Chads is better than the obnoxious political era of 2017-2018 but it's still pretty terrible
>female
Should've looked into her more before buying it you gimp.
NOOOO NOT A PRIVATELY OWNED MOBIKE HOW COULD YOU THROW THIS CHEAP CHINK SHIT IN THE RIVER TYNE NOOOOO
Link?
Jeez, just finished watching Threads from 1984, fucking dark shit lads.
should we have a right to throw mobikes in the river
Pretty sure I'm the only lad ITT that has had a shag in the past 24 hours.
Want to smoke weed but scared of heavy metals
lmao imagine being some stupid prat riding around on a mobike
so er.. this one time I was shaggin yeah? And I was all like uh uh UH and she was bent over like Oh oh oh. and then like i came in her. yeah mate true story
Weekend? The week just started for me
why was Dave defending mobike again?
grug put long flesh stick in gruguina
grug now write endlessly about stick in grugina on village rock
hello fellow video gamer
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fucking lol, why do i always miss these great threads?
My twin he tends to be me
He walks abroad
He like the broads
While I soak and shake alone at home
I don't need no bit of faith
Need no human race
hello
fuck off to desi you paki
Shagging and mobikes, PEAK british culture
Games? Sorry mlady, I make poorly drawn flash animations
The psychologist. Did it a couple of weeks before radiation treatment.
Desi? Sorry to break your heart mlady I am pardesi at heart
the original qualm was with the antisocial behaviour surrounding throwing mobikes in rivers rather than mobikes themselves
ah yes I see your mobikes and I raise you... the Milton Keynes self driving pod
not racist but think whites are superior to every other race
>Your girlfriend would have cheated on you if she saw my mobike world record throw
i wish it was. i bought her a bunch of stuff and told her my online name so maybe could be a moderator for her or so that she would notice me in chat more often. instead, she likes to ignore me and read the chat of all the assholes who insult her, she has pretty funny responses but still
Nothing antisocial about it, it was just banter.
This little scrote was using his a level philosophy book to argue throwing a mobike in a river was nihlistic self destruction (it wasnt)
Business idea: shagging on mobikes.
Maybe they gave out the results keeping the African Africans' IQ above 100?
kek what a little neek
twat thing to do yeah but not nihilistic self destruction
Favourite one:
>when i threw my mobike in the river i was able to throw it the farthest by what can only be described as hammer throwing it by grabbing the wheel as my mates watched it go spiralling into the air, and cheering and jeering when hearing a massive splash in the river
Who are some kino traps?
Redpill me on Fani, m8
Will we have another Bangladesh 1999?
your dad
Has anyone been to the peak district? Meant to be having a hiking holiday but dunno where to go
any of you aware of how much of a weirdo you are? if so what was the moment of realization
I don’t realise it but my dad told me before I’m the weirdo because I describe everyone else as weird so it must actually be me
It's thursday you dip.
know my way around a fani me
evil, pure evil
I think east coasters will be able to tell better. I was in the south west coast yesterday and while the weather appeared rainy it made me sweat non stop
never really fitted in my entire life.
very funny
mmmmmddddrrrrrrrr
Reflection on the past actions
we should give up all our overseas territories
first time i went out on the piss, 4am all my mates were getting in taxis with slags they were taking home to shag and i rang my mum to come pick me up
They're predicting 250km/h winds to hit the East coast.
we should start conquering nations again
Post sounds too much of a joke, not buying it.
I don't have any
do you like lithuanians?
This except Gibraltar and the Falklands.
starting with....
i realiesd i was a weirdo when i thought i wasnt a weirdo
Should have asked your mates if they wanted to go two's up with a lass
nuking Israel
do you think blokes with small willies get willy mogged in prison showers or is there some rule where you're not allowed to look at other men's willies or you're fair game for bumrape?
you ever see that russian twitchthot who has her brother feel her boobs and dry hump her
pretty hot ngl
Cubicles mate. Cubicles.
No, I've had sexual intercourse
with your sister?
How many of you are well rounded individuals with a solid group of friends and varied interests aged between 18-28?
Jersey.
link
take a look
how do benders like trannies? it's just a man in a wig wearing make up? even calling them "trannies" is really confusing it more than it needs because it's quite literally just a man wearing girls clothing in a wig putting on a high pitched voice
no, yours
Cannot possibly fathom people being aroused by incest, some essential part of your brain must be wired back to front