WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING? I FUCKING HATE SILICON VALLEY COMPANIES
WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY THINKING? I FUCKING HATE SILICON VALLEY COMPANIES
Aiden Jackson
Mason Edwards
Oh fuck.
David Jenkins
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Blake Green
>using Facebook
Alexander Stewart
Henry Carter
It's a prank right? RIGHT?!
Caleb Sanders
>Oh noes now I can't stalk women online!
Stop being creepy and get a life.
Zachary Morris
not as bad as it sounds though, it's literally tinder
you select someone from your friends list as your crush or whatever and if they select you aswell you both get a notification
they're not giving you data about how many times someone visits your profile or anything like that
Gabriel Bell
Nathan Wright
Facebook is the niggers of social networks
Logan Harris
vox.com
theverge.com
Not really
You must be retarded to perceive the text literally
Jackson Hill
this is dumb, if we're friends and we were interested in each other we'd have known by now, and something would have happened. maybe this is aimed at high schoolers or something, but i didn't think kids still used facebook.
Lincoln Reyes
this tbqh
Jordan Davis
This. Cyber stalking is more of a zoomer thing and they aren't on fedbook.
Cameron Miller
British teens don't use Facebook? I didn't know that. What else do they use?
Daniel Peterson
i dont use faceshit can someone explain
Jordan Davis
snapchat and instagram as far as i know. glad snapchat wasn't a thing when i was young, that app looks like pure cancer.
no, no, i prefer my internet cancer in Jow Forums form thank you very much
Isaiah Sanders
read the thread dumb frogposter.
Justin Gonzalez
Instagram has become more popular with that demographic. Probably because of all the adults on facebook, who wants their mom to see every stupid thing they post?
Brandon Morgan
>if we're friends and we were interested in each other we'd have known by now, and something would have happened
I don't think you realize how many people cant pick up on clues from an interested person.
Ethan Wood
uh so you can select up to 9 of your friends as your secret crushes, which are not shown to other users and if your secret crushes also have you as a secret crush you get a notification kind of like matching on tinder.
the virgins in this thread are freaking out because they haven't read the article and are perceiving the new feature as "you can now see which greasy incel stalks you" but that is not the case
Joshua Collins
That's just a lie you know that? There are a few guys who are dense but most of the people who claim to not pick up on clues are just saying it to save face because they're too pussy to reject the person because they like getting the attention, but not enough tp reciprocate it.
Cooper Bell
oof
Adrian Turner
This, you deserve it
Carson Parker
third post /thread post (?)
Juan Ramirez
BLACKED
Tyler Lewis
>facebook
Nobody under 25 uses this anymore
Oliver Ramirez
Exactly.
Adrian Price
italian*
Camden Bell
Now I can finally hook up with that qt suicidal goth chick
Ethan Hill
444 Arschfick in Trier!
Und keine faulen Ausreden!