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Mug mug edition

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What

poltics? more like snoreitics

dont feel like fucking my date but might sleep platonically with them anyway

will they be confused/disappointed? yes
but i dont care

Pooing

fancy a KFC T B H lads i just want want that sweet crunchy succulent chicklen and the batter mm

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Hello all, it’s me, friendly lad
Hope you’re all well
Will be beginning work shortly

nowt wrong with a little cuddle in bed

*poos on henry*

been dating/shagging within my friend/work circle for so many years that I've forgotten how to approach random girls for sex

you just ask them if they want to go for a drink don't you?

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you reminded me of pengest munch
what is that little jiggaboo up to these days

*vossi bops into /brit/*

me? I'll be voting for CHUK

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Vote Brexit Party to give Treeza and The Comrade a kick in the teeth
Don't really care about Farage much these days, he's just an effective captain of the ship. But I'm seeing old Tories and ex-commies and democrats of all stripes join up with the Brexit Party because this really is the fundamental issue and we need to make sure it gets done. UKIP is a sinking ship, it's useless politically now. If we want to get our message across, we need to support the growth of the stronger party vehicle with much more momentum

umm..ya still waiting for pooppeeeelandia to mail me a bottle of manuka honey x

just shit my pants

yeah, but... I don't want to hang out with women, maybe with a group of friends but not dating

rorke just shit his pants

>ex-commies

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No good lad perhaps you should clean yourself

buy australian manuka honey, it's much better than the stuff here

poof

*in a spluttering jowely voice*
Don't really care about Farage much these days, he's just an effective captain of the ship

Right that's the cream of the crop uploaded from the neighbours' wifi. Reckon I won't be attending this voluntary interview. In fact might dispose of the letter and if they turn up pretend it got lost in the post. Deleting all that porn was uplifting.

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Yes. They're our temporary allies against the EU.

o rly

i'm afraid so
there's not much here that isn't done better in australia if i'm honest

I don’t understand what the porn has to do with what you got the letter for though

yeah
maybe not though we will see

Proving anything against you is a lot fucking harder for the police if you dont offer up free information, lad.

Alri

As long as you know what you’re doing

k tabla x

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>rugby

Refer to previous edition

you can tell which website published this article just by reading the headline

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Wacky Bruce using his false flag to sabotage new Zealands manuka honey export industry

what does it mean when a job listing has a range for a salary, e.g. £35'000-£45'000.

ugh
kevin just texted me again, i wish he'd just get the message like i'm just not into him

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Imagine living in Sunderland
utter shithole with no industry, no jobs and a horrificly shite football team
but at least they can count votes really fast!

first shooting up a mosque and now this
what is bruce's endgame?

Haven’t done that since I went there in December

I don't listen to songs like a caveman, I listen to albums

never won a solo game of fortnite

If you are one of these people who complain about how shitty the world can be but don't ever try and improve it, even in small ways, you have no right to complain.

jealous?

me?? it's mixes and sets

youre in for a wild ride, kid

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consider this post hat'd
not got one saved but it's attached to this post spiritually

Just don't want it being gone over by the fucking police
Thanks for the moral support Ruskie

Your level of experience will determine your salary essentially.

Me on the left.

mentioned

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mackem scum

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wacky bruce

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look at her

i bet you listen to studio albums you pseud
real intellectuals listen to live albums

sunderland is better than any pooskin filled southern shithole

Stage left?

yep, she'll be arrested after my coronation

today (friday) i will tell the girl i love her, but first need to go sleep
good night /brit/

god why the fuck would you make a party to defend staying with the status quo and have the idiocy to call it "Change UK"

their vote counting gimmick is pathetic though

impromptu one-off Snake Sesh in 1...2...3....NOW! NOW! NOWW!!!!
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The two main parties want to leave the EU, staying is the edgy alternative route

I love you too

Change UK?
More like chain jew-k

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somebody's a sore loser

when u get caught being a trashy goblin right after virtue signalling about that kinda of behavior

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b&r

STOOPPPPPPP
BREXITTTTTTTTTT

not my business though

this is a masterpiece

is he still goin?

>The two main parties want to leave the EU
no they don't
they're pretty much being forced to at point of gunpoint by their voters otherwise risking electoral catastrophe
neither want to, and they're doing everything in their power to put it off and do the most timid soft pseudo-brexit they can muster

But I agree, cutting away with all that bullshit and just admitting "no we're not doing brexit" is indeed the ballsy and edgy thing to do, I can respect a party that just outright says they don't like democratic decisions

brexit must be stopped!

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leftypol libtards are virtue signalling again, the absolute state of these cucks honk honk lmaoing at these NPCs fellow kekistani deplorables antifa sarkeesian will be fuming because all lives matter haha

this is a normie general not a cringe general yet here you are
why?

Facism

Is whisker here?
I think he is

what is the canadian talking about

>councillors getting punched on the doorstep while campaigning
ah yes, muscular democracy

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Nauseating waft of 'gin 'k -ness from this post.

wow
HRT really works wonders

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honk honk