I cannot for the life of me understand how people eat this for breakfast

I cannot for the life of me understand how people eat this for breakfast.

Why would you kick start the day to being bloated? Why would you eat fried meat and oil soaked bread and tomatoes in the morning?

I eat porridge, seeds and fruits. Milk is my morning protein and i eat eggs for lunch. I only ever eat meat or fish at lunch or dinner.

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Ideal

Working class breakfeast, you're meant to go do physical work for 10 hours after eating it.

yup

I don't eat breakfast.
>Working class breakfeast, you're meant to go do physical work for 10 hours after eating it.
That makes sense.

Sorry but it doesnt well prepare you for work

You'll constantly be farting and needing because of the beans and fat drizzeled meat and bread

How are milky oats and seeds not a superior breakfast?

>You'll constantly be farting and needing because of the beans and fat drizzeled meat and bread
Maybe if your digestion is fucked up.

Pineapple is the ideal breakfast

You need protein user, my grandfather grew up on a farm and he was fucking ripped from lifting 40kg hay bales all day. He also ate two people's worth of food at every meal, and also oddly enough he doesn't snack.

Maybe. I couldnt eat bacon, beans, eggs and sausages along with fried bread without feeling bloated and lethargic

I imagine id get acid reflux from the bed and my gut would go crazy from digesting all the oil and fat along with the bean's sugars

Fat and protein are better for starting your day. Carbs will make you drowsy.

Milk is protein
Seeds are protein

I lift and eat sufficient protein. I eat loads of chicken and fuckloads of eggs and cottage cheese. But i cannot fathom opening the day on such a meal

Protein fills you up for longer

Oats are a complex carb with fairly high protein and fiber as far as grains go
Fried bread is a simple carb in free radical enfused vegetable oil

And you're a virgin freak who's never done a days work in his life, fuck off

isn't it more of a weekend brunch?
like you sleep until 9, eat a brunch at 11 and then can go until dinner at 6?

my biggest problem with it is it goes with tea or coffee
I would need to drink a bunch of alcoholic or nonalcoholic beverages with that, around a liter
don't get how people can eat without drinking something

Yes but milk with oats or cottage cheese or boiled eggs and roasted seeds is still protein

Its just not fried in fat

Fiber is a meme
It is the cause of constipation and diverticulitis

Studies show that there is a positive relationship between fiber consumption and the presence of diverticula on the colon

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I worked on a farm for a week. I didnt eat fried bacon and bread for breakfast.

I ate oats and milk with boiled eggs and fruit

Looks awesome
However Id have only 1 eggs with either bacon or sausage, not both.
Beside that is a lot of charcoal you have there, they make you unhealthy

If you have the luxury for something like this it's better to eat steamed veggies with boiled fatty pork or beef with a cup of coffee and butter

Maybe a bowl of cereal full of soy milk would be more to your liking?

No you didn't virgy, just admit you're a little virgin freak who can barely open a jam jar

Fat isn't bad for you. If you want to fix the breakfast in the OP get rid of the toast, the beans, the tomatoes, the mushrooms, and possibly whatever those black pucks are.

Redpilled

Fried fats are generally bad for you

I would agree, I eat oatmeal and peanut butter or chicken.

love me beans on toast

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If you want a soy latte and a croissant because that's fine for your office job that's fine, but for those of us with a few hairs on our chest we'll take the full English

>eggs
yes
>toast
yes
>tomatoes
YES
>sausages
YES
>beans
WHAT
>mushrooms
NO
>black turds
NO WHY

>eggs
yes
>toast
yes
>tomatoes
YES
>sausages
YES
>beans
WHAT
>mushrooms
NO
>black turds
NO WHY

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worked on a virgin farm is more like it ya freak show

Based

>liking fungi
people like you should be shot

>im a hardman because i eat fatty lodged bread for breakfast

Id spark you chubby

Do you even own a van? Or a toolset? I'll bet not