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One for the rook and one for the crow
One will wither and one will grow

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fat westernized paki gfs ooooooooooo aaaaaaaaaaa yes please

Don't be bitter, be better

Wonder if I post my full face if I’ll still be mouthyank

I just want to be alone lads

love strolling under the rain in my waterproof jacket and seeing the runts skitter off for shelter

last weekend I was "out on the town" as they say, and I asked an english girl for a cigarette, she replied "fuck off you scavenger", I was taken aback by the sheer rudeness, I got a cigarette off the next person I asked but it just goes to show

and that's my blog for the day

My favourite part of spring is watching the cherry blossom float around all the puddles

No, not possible

I love all women

I'll tell ya the propaganda must be quare and strong in British schools.

Oh MY

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All of them?

hermione was supposed to have been frumpy and unattractive in the books

This

racist bigot doesn't want to live in a shoebox with 200000 third world neighbours! we'll show him wont we lads? import em!

Go home you baghead

I'm Canadian

What should I wank to? Any good videos? Big fan of POV me

Now my favourite part of summer is calling the ice cream van man a nonce then running off

yes, women are beautiful

You should be careful. Some people out there poison their cigarettes

Fuck off you dirty clown. I'm colonising this land.

to love women you need to hate them

Reading a treatise

r/gonewildaudio

Very though provoking post

you should be locked up

Virgin incels love women like a dog and its owner, they are the dog
You wouldn't fuck your dog

do u think the fact that low IQ people outbreed smart people means we're inevitably fucked

You cant even colonize the crackden you live in

Just saw a young lady in a hijab walking her dog

Integration works, sorry rorke

how do you know she was young

she hadn't grown a moustache yet

That was part of her appeal though.

morning cunts
haha morning you sacks of shit

This face makes the irish uncontrollably shit themselves

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She was wearing New Balance trainers

Smoking a ciggie and thinking about life

not smoked in two days me

The last time I checked Irish Travellers have the highest birth rate in Europe. They estimate there are 15,000 travellers in the UK. It's more than that. Probably around the 25,000 mark. With our birth rates We'll reach quite a significant number soon enough. Then there are the Roma gypsies, the scottish tinkers. kek, we're only going to get stronger from here on out, nige. Put it this way, if all of us moved to one place we could easily take it over.

Shant be reading that

>The victim has told officers that she was raped by her father as a punishment for living a Western lifestyle.

>Both dad and daughter are from a non-European background but live in Norway.
vibrant, diverse

have a job in 10 minutes

was wanking it to porn before and i noticed that the woman in it hadn't shaved her pits

completely killed the mood, guess my nofap streak will endure

tablespoon of salt straight down the gullet
ready to face the day

Moistness in the air
Not quite drizzling but certainly my phone screen has a few drops on it

I wouldn't expect you to you council house boy

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Good luck.

you need to stop dribbling is what you need to do

Did they win?

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Why did you type it then you daft twat

the unironic breakfast: hummus & tomatoes on soya and linseed toast

How long are you on holiday in britain for

oxford bender

are you really arguing about that shit at 8am? what are you a nerd? don't you have something to steal? get on with the day lad

Obviously you read it you sauce bottle. Also, there are more people here than just you and I

I came inside a girl and now I'm terrified she's pregnant. What do?

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Good patter

i only said i done it so they'd take me willy out the light socket

I really didnt

come outside of her

As a matter of fact I do have something to steal. Englands pride. I'll have to get flight back to Ireland and try and nick it from the RA when they're not looking.

born and raised, bitch

i'm a certified shagger and built like a brick shit house to boot

any proof that mikey is in fact a pikey?

well the first thing on the list would be to fuck off normie twat

>terrified of having a child
soyjak.exe

he did a vocaroo and he had a thick accent that sounded like those pikeys in the british series

Want this tattooed across my back but I’m afraid that kind of linework would get all muddled together over the years

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Two minutes silence this lunchtime for Nigwit

any photos?

Wut?

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What position were you in when the insemination happened?

O. M. G!!!

*nips down shop to pick up 'Closer' and a cheeky bar of choccy haha*

Listening to the conversation of the cute chubby milfy lady who sits near me on the train
Assumed she wasn't married as she has no ring but the conversation she's having might contradict that

On the plus side, she is having an argument. Swings and roundabouts

That was me talking slow. You wouldn't be able to understand a word if I were speaking normal pace.

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sexy

Missionary. I told her I was about to come and she opened her eyes, nodded and wrapped her legs around me.

isn't she on the pill?

Big Joe's Davy Joyce. He likes the ol' bare knuckle

Any duchesse man in

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cider from Bourgogne?

Just ask them to draw you up something similar but a little bit less busy

beer

Idk. She told me after she's married but her marriage is in a bad place and she's asked for a separation. I don't know if she'd be taking the pill.

anyone remember pnglad

>she opened her eyes
terrifying

don't think i've read a magazine or a newspaper since about 2004

[hat]

Even if she wasn’t on the pill isn’t the chance of pregnancy only something like 15%?
There’s a reason couples TRY for a baby, can take a while before girls get pregnant.

unironically rarely cum when i shag

must be the only male on earth who fakes orgasms

Hitler was the Billie ELLISH of his generation

heading out with the lads to look at girls but probably not talk to them
aha x

When you think about it aswell it's funny isn't it. Like that absolute eejit a minute ago terrified at the though he impregnated a woman. Why I ask myself. Oh yes, because he doesn't want to fuck up his future. Future of what? Being a slave to the corporate system. It's amazing how brainwashed people are these days. No time for a family at all. Just work, work, work. I'll tell you one thing and believe me you'll remember it. You'll be a very regretful man on your deathbed if you actually think like that.

You would hope if the marriage is in a bad place she wouldn’t want to get pregnant

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My dad has some classic car magazine subscriptions
They're 50% adverts of people trying to hawk their old vintage cars they're tired of trying to keep intact