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FAT

>recycling
I bet OP is a green.

mum caught me asleep in front of tingting asmr

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Me? I burn my trash

why would you not just shave your hair off when you have a hairline like this

>you can just tell he's an angry passive-aggressive incel with a superiority complex

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would rip her bag off her and tell her her dads burning in hell for raising a communist then kick her in the kneecap and dump the contents of her bag around her and tell passersby theres a cleanup in aisle one and run off

this hairstyle is actually chad

rorke smokes lambert and butler

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he took the Bill Bailey pill

Yeah, I'm thinking boomers are based.

but why

>voting

any vote for a party other than tories/labour is a waste of good paper, and I have so LITTLE confidence in either of the 2 parties that I really see no point, neither are fit to lead the country

How is this a """""democracy"""?

A poo! A niggardly poo!

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youtube.com/watch?v=fGDQ9IukMOc
*Ahem*
YEAH, I'm thinking boomers are based

rorke on the ropes

bbc.co.uk/news/uk-48146305
haha christcucks btfo

really imagined I would be working at a petrol station in my mid 20's when I was part of the gifted and talented group at school haha

is this really her? what the fuck happened?

As if you wouldn't hate anyone living right next to you with their speakers directly faced to your wall, blasting dogshit techno and liquid DnB unbearably loud. Torture to the ears.

i can actively not vote for labour to push them back to the centre left if they ever want to be in power again

my magnanimous intellect is not expressible using this weak language that i share with you quivering apes
would that latin was still spoken!

>I refuse to vote
>this means democracy isn't working
Ok

you're so boring michael

rorke eating raw fish with bovril and cows pus (or milk as he calls it) to stick it to the vegan cuckolds

scottish genes

Blast music, no consideration, don't think of others in the room beside them, generally rude, nasty, disrespectful to live with.
Nasty, nasty women

she hit the wall

love how in debates with atheists you literally have to explain to them what their own position is because they don't even understand their own arguments

unfathomable brainletism

>was
were

you're a degenerate
do you watch tittystreamers on twitch too

wombling

whens the last time you sustained eye contact for more than three seconds

don't bother mate, you're talking with mummy's boys living at home

rorke practicing theresa mays dance moves in his bedroom

of course i look at boobies on the internet
are you gay or something?

Wank before work? Nah, that's not me!

im fucking blind you fucking prick

kek this is me

she was peng just a few months ago wtf

Ew, neoliberal Labour is worst Labour.
How long will fallacy that centrism is good continue?
Maybe once every penny has been sucked out of the plebs pocket?

You're entitled to think that. I appreciate your honesty.

Thing I've noticed: English people are actually massive pricks in internet comment sections, even worse than my compatriots

At my wit's end

nay she werent

It's not so bad... but life used to be better. I used to have a routine, you know? Dolores would be around... she'd want to go... out on a Saturday. She'd want to take the paper and go read it in the park. And now that Dolores isn't around I... I can still do that but it's just... sometimes it's hard to convince myself to go outside... so I decide to stay in. And it's not bad! I have one of those recorders that records the channels on the TV... so I can watch all my favorite shows and I never have to worry about missing any of them, which is wonderful. But... yeah, no, like... I... I can't lie. I can't lie and say I don't miss Dolores every once and a while. But, yeah, it's mostly just the little things, it's like when you're eating dinner and you look across the table and you expect your wife to be there but then you remember that she's dead. That's tough. That kind of stuff is tough.

nah been was starting to turn probably a year and a half ago mate

coffee mug needs sandblasting

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I usually pop over to the disabled for a quick polish when I arrive
don't like wanking before as I might end up late

why dont you put them in their places and stop letting them take advantage then

yeah dont know what thats about iah

Yeah, they're bitter snarky cunts. The yanks are usually upbeat and light hearted. Especially the boomers.

Dolores Edd

I am absolutely dreading this part of life
really hope I go first

what are you on about

A pint of tea while spreading the gospel about Sports Direct?
Sounds PERFECT

I've done all I can, they just take no notice. The one that lives to my left has changed her tune but the one to my right is the same unruly, rude, slob. No matter, two months and I won't ever have to see them again.

sick of cheery deary people
just fuck off and be miserable like the rest of us you CUNTS

just remarry brainlet

do that sometimes but usually after lunch whilst I poo. I always wank and poo so I cannot be suspected of being a freak who wanks at toil. if it smells like poo, they won't know

Compiling a blackpill pastiche google doc of all the most depressing truthbombs i have ever read

have sections marked out for sex, love, religion, death, careers and art

when i finish all the sections i will kill myself and leave it as my suicide note
so far im done with love and careers

>sainsury's sold out of coconut rice pouches

Brexit britain at it again

haven't been single since I was 15
would have to be one of those 70 year olds on First Dates

The only goal in life is to earn enough money so that you can can get a 45 year mortgage to move to a nice area where the house price starts with a £5xx,xxx away from the 90% of population that are complete and utter scroats, and then have one child who you pour all your resources in to in this little middle class bubble in hopes they succeed

This is life in 2019

NEED a big batty black girl to sit on my erect cock

Official boomer test is whether you watch HIGNFY or not.

haha this is exactly the same as me
I always wank first and then poo, don't like wanking with the smell of poo about

the stupidity of atheism
one of my favourite subjects

Your life maybe, not mine?

dutty gyal wine pon cocky

Breaking: Mark live on his 3rd channel, getting steaming as a rocket

youtube.com/watch?v=IT9JJr8w5DA

kek this is me

the stupidity of a non-position?

asked what i was doing this weekend and said "eh, not much i don't think"
she goes off on one about how she's going for drinks with her mate and she's taking her kids to the park and how she's going to watch coronation street as if this constituted things that she was "doing"

everyone does these things love, you ain't special. i just choose not to bore you with such insignificant bollocks

>coconut rice pouches

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>haven't been single since I was 15
lmao what?

I've cracked the governments plan. I have fucking solved it. YES.

It's all so clear now. More immigrants, less houses, so build more houses, which will employ many people. Brilliant.

mitzo the skitzo at it again

He's one of those needy mongs that needs to constantly be given love and affection.

"God does not exist" is a firm position

When will this meme die. Atheism is by definition not believing in any god. It's a position.

screaming and flapping my hands thinking about giant black willies clapping my face

I want to live in the woods desu and start a blood-clan
My gf wants the rural life as well so there is hope

business idea: kil myself because instead of just having shingles I now have infected shingles and need to take even more giant tablets

just got a nice falaffel wrap from pret, £15 what a bargain, provincials need not reply, this is normal when you work in the city(of london that is haha)

what you need to do is wait till theyre drunk and sleeping
then you sneak into their room, bind their hands and gag them
then you video yourself penetrating and threaten to upload it to the internet and then send it to all of their friends and family on vha

Shagging nines and sniffing lines

might go the thailand and become one of those lads...

fookin 'ell ..jus found out that I'm bloody banned on /tv/ lads, smeg dem arse and chebs innit