One (1) (Uno) singular chance at life

>One (1) (Uno) singular chance at life
>Born in the UK

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When i feel sad about things i just remember that i couldve been born in a shithole like venezuela, africa, the middle east, or the UK and i feel a lot better afterwards

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why did god curse me with these bong genes

>average British home

What are you complaining about?

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This would only make England better.

yeah I'm thinking about deleting that post.

Only if you're born rich

Being born poor in the UK is worse than being born in the third world

>I suffer in the United Kingdoms of Scotland, England and Whales

>Whales

lmao how do u know that?

>(UNO)
Did you want to be born in romance language countries?

Come home my IBERIAN brother.
The Ango-saxon Germanic is not your sibbling. He's the son of dogs and he does not love you.

>I suffer in the United Kingdoms of Scotland, England and Whales

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If you're poor and working class in the UK no one gives a shit about you, politicians don't care about you, you have little opportunities in life.

At least in the third world the vast vast majority of people are poor so you have a common brotherhood. Third world countries also have little wealth as a whole. Whereas Britain has much wealth, but it's horded by the aristocracy and upper middle classes.

>One (I) chance in life
>born nonwhite early enough to thrive post 9/11

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Fuck niggers.

why not move to canada or australia

why are brits such utter worthless crybabies? They have two arguably three countries they can just eject to at any time.

so move to rural mantobia or yukon and be a king, they are in short supply there

I could never live in the U.K because of the weather. The overcast skies would slowly drain my soul away.

>just teleport to another country lmao

yeah just like everywhere else in the world, no one gives a shit about you
UK isnt special

why don't yellow best movement happened in the UK,if worker class have large dissatisfaction?

Based, and agreed. I will miss you and your kind when you pass, wh*toid.

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Canada will give you a residency permit after arrival just for knowing English and having a valuable "career" skill like painting or drywalling. They literally do not turn people away.

Australia is the same but only with Britons.

>yellow best
Kek

British people have been systematically pussified over the centuries and so have no desire to revolt, unlike the French/Irish/Spanish/other Europeans

This is why there has never been a popular revolution in England/Wales/Scotland

Very much doubt this. You need a very good career to move to other developed countries in 2019.

>This is why there has never been a popular revolution in England/Wales/Scotland
You're an idiot.

There hasn't in the modern era (1400s onwards). Name one. English Civil War was a dispute between different sections of the upper classes.

>Very much doubt this. You need a very good career to move to other developed countries in 2019.

4/5ths of Canada is empty and not developed. There's no internet in most of the country.

>Name one.

The Irish War of Independence and the Troubles.

I said England Wales and Scotland.

The Irish weren't pussified and still retain a rebellious gene. Funnily enough that remains the case across both Catholic and Protestant communities, both are historically as radical and violent as each other.

In Britain proper, no one would rise up or die for anything they believe in. You would never see a Scottish Republican Army, nor would there ever have been a working class revolution in England. Our people are pussies and don't want to risk their livelihoods for freedom.

>who is Jeremy "Palestine" Corbyn

Parliamentary socialists are not the same as revolutionaries you fucking speng.

>Whales

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>unlike the French/Irish/Spanish
We don't revolt. Anymore that is. Very much a do what we're told kind of people. Even protesting isn't in our nature, just complaining.

Oh it's this whiny cunt again. Get fucked you failure at life. The only reason your life sucks is that you're too dumb and lazy to fix it.

Based as fuck.
>I suffer in the United Kingdoms of Scotland, England and Whales

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What's keeping you down?

Calm down with the nationalism

wish i was born in scotland, the weather is perfect there and the people seem fun

Dude please, atleast you are not born in nigfrica, Russia or other shithole

>one chance at life
>born in Andalusia

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oof

the united kingdom, or, as I like to call it, gay shit land

>one chance at life
>born in lithuania

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Life isn't a cosmic roulette where you come out of a random vagina. You are the subjective experience of your biological entity. If you weren't you, you'd be no one. It's better to be born anywhere than to not be born at all

I beg to differ. I want yo go back to the void, but that's impossible

*To*

>impossible
that couldn't be further from the truth. the void consumes all. it is nothing, and it is everything. it is the beginning and it is the end. you cannot escape it.

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Tolkien, would you give me (for free) some books I can't find in Japan?

Consider this. The universe and you came from nothing, so tell me why would this not happen again? Therefore there is 100% chance you'll reincarnate, and so will the universe. There is no escaping the hell, which is life.

All the more reason to do the best you can
To fail once is to fail every time. You won't be someone else on the next pass

You will be trapped in Lithuania.... forever....

Exactly. I was born a failure and will be one for the rest of eternity...
Feels bad bros...

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He's not lying, Canada literally lets everyone in.

This is a story in the UK
>Parents kicked out a headteacher that improved the school greatly
>The reason was the school was forcing a strict dress code including skirts below the knee
>Parents hated this and wanted their daughters to show their thighs

Simply put working class brits are scum hated by the rich and migrants

>drinking tea with milk

>I suffer in the UK

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it looks gross i know, even the old building are not that nice and the floor is probably dirty i wouldn't eat food off it

What movie it is?

Raul Darl's Nigel and Le Great Glass Butt Plug

>"great" shitain

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So will you come back here this summer? again?

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If you pay for postage I can get you some second hand books if you tell me what you want

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One qt Spanish slag is worth ten fake-tanned Anglo slags

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