Come to Canada please

Come to Canada please

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No

No

ok omw but why?

dont come here they make you into slaves

Can you take our fags and boipuccis please they are causing us troubles

Not even if I were paid. You have French Canadians there.

What for? Do you have anything interesting to see?

The largest beaver statue in the world

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Fuck off were full

Hey.. Hey okey OP.. Just don't be so rude goddamnit...

The largest moose statue in the western hemisphere

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The largest lobster statue in the world

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I will go there to kill Justin Trudeau

Is this the refugees welcome thread?

No problem! Send me their info, I send plane tickets.

They literally have a containment zone though, just don't go in it.

The largest dinosaur statue in the world

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No

would you even want a mexican in?

The largest paperclip statue in the world

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The largest fiddle statue in the world

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based

Yes of course

heyyyyy I've been in that thing
drumheller is unironically a really comfy place

I wish. I want to ice skate, desu. :T

Do I need a visa like the fag US or is my passport enough?

I never have a good reason. I would like to visit again, but there is no one attraction that draws me there. Plus the cities are so far apart.

just gotta be a really good swimmer

The largest axe statue in the world

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Damn. Based!

Why?

I wouldn't be able to live on the same soil as those "people." I honestly don't know how regular Canadians put up with that shit.

lmao the only country that can't use that excuse .

Canada is after Phelp's WR
CAN'T HAVE EM

b-but it's so cold user

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The largest nickel coin statue in the world.

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why are nickes so important for Canadians?

It's legal tender?

Grave of the largest and tallest non-pathological giant and non-obese person in the world

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Wow! Canada has everything!

i am moving close to the border and plan to visit for the first time once I do, first time using my passport since i was a baby too
what should i do there, i will be near toronto area

"One for my Baby"

No but we do have the world's largest and most valuable legal tender coin, worth $1,000,000 but they actually contain $5,800,000 worth of the purest gold bullion ever refined. One was stolen in Germany or Austria

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Hahaha imagine walking into McDonald’s and throwing that on the counter and shouting “GIMME McRIBS NIGGA! ALL THE McRIBS!”

Nope

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They aren't, but Sudbury is a city literally founded on nickel mining and had the then-largest nickle mine in the world. It used to be the single highest producer of nickel ore in the world. So they memed themselved into being Nickel City

very based :3

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Because in 1919 we passed the nickel resolution that ended the aristocracy in Canada. Now nickels serve as a symbol of our independence and freedom from the class system.

>McRibbs

With that kind of money you can afford to eat the fanciest of McFoods

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no, stay out, go home, we're a cold shithole and nobody wants you here.

i was in banff mid aprill and had 3 different girls sit on my face
canada is very nice.

>tfw monaco has the same flag as indonesia

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Ok
I'll come to Québec tho, not the *ngloïd parts of Canada

I have a Canadian gf, she is cute and nice

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>toujours le Québec jamais l'Acadie en le nord de beau nouveau-brunswick

suicide-toi

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imagine being THIS low iq

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Did already once and only once.

Why?

give money for tickets then

I'm in New England so i probably will visit some day. Is Montreal shit or no?

montreal is great if you want to get drunk, get fucked or listen to very loud music in a club. If you don't feel like contracting herpes, then the only real reason to visit Canada is the natural environment, like camping, tours, roadtripping, etc. Quebec City is very nice though, you could have a touristy time there in the Old Town.

Montréal isn't terrible but Québec City is better. As a New Englander might like the Maritimes too, especially if you are a fan of history.

>american flag flying
X

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Where should I go? I've met a guy from Calgary in Niseko but he told me that it's ruined now.

But we are Mongols from central Asia. We can't come.

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I am.

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I'm convinced

what do you think of chinks?

Alright, I'm sold. How expensive are things over there?

Everyone please send your cute brown women to Ontario

Based

I want to kill myself

Fuck off we are already full

Sure, what is there to do in Canada for vacation?

I've been to that one

Im sorry, i hate cold weather

only in the winter. summer time it gets quite warm and if you live in places like Vancouver the coldest it gets is -1

You will have Canadian women begging to sleep with you. Please come and impregnate them.

It too rainy now

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Fuck off, we're full. Only japanese are welcome.

I will! I'm coming to Manitoba at the end of July. I think I posted about this before on Jow Forums. We have a cabin rental for a week at Victoria Beach, the little summer beach resort that bans cars. I look forward to being able to relax and swim and maybe do some fishing with an outfitter.

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Whatever you do, stay away from the bleak heavy industry hellscape known as Edmonton

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So basically it's counterfeit? I've submitted a report to the CIA

Don't forget the largest tin soldier statue

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I think Canada and New Zealand have a mutual fondness for each other. I would love to visit - especially British Columbia and Quebec.

I'm certainly very fond of New Zealand and the people, hunting there is one of my biggest life goals.

You are welcome anytime fren :)

why the fuck

I will literally pay your flight ticket, give you 1000 canadian dollars, give you access to my car and my own bedroom so that you can bring women home and impregnate them.

lad.

have sex.

thanks for offering though.

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Come to Canada and fight me 1v1

I read this book I'll kick your ass

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My dream is to stare down a kea before it destroys my rented car and cheekily fucks my wife in front of me.

Thanks
I would like it if CANZUK took off so we could all have freedom of movement.

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>karate
>not okitchitaw, one of Canada's 2 distinct martial arts styles

Shameful

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Alright dude, I'm here. Where's your house?

Fuck off, we're full

ahem

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