Why is the rest of the world obsessed with us?

Why is the rest of the world obsessed with us?

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They hate us cuz they ain't us.

Because they are jealous.
Why do you keep spamming this picture that you drew? How proud of it are you? Lol.

fat vagina

Because when you're number one, everyone below you is always going to be critical.

Don't let it get to you Ameribros, you'll always be number 1 in my heart.

God Bless America!

you are like a parody of a western european country

you are like a parody of an islamic caliphate

>be american
>get shot
>get raped
>get forced to work 12 hours a day
>get cucked
>get shitted over
>get sued
>get arrested for no reason
>get scammed
>get fired and replaced by machines
>get beated by the police
>get anus inspected by the FBI
>get personal data sold by facebook
>get brainwashed by media
>get surveilled
>get snackbar'd
>get nigger'd
>get jewed
>get governed by a nigger
>get AIDS
>get diabetes
>get overweight
>get ebola
>get abducted by aliens
>get mauled to death by bears
>get balls ripped off by toilet alligator
>get frozen to death
>get killed by earthquake
>get struck by lightning
>get invaded by mexicans

look, the monkey is trying to talk

cringe

>italian feet
cringe

>OOH OOH OOH AHH AHH AHH
What did he mean by this?

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uma delicia sopa de macaco

Watching the USA is like watching a reality TV programme for the rest of the world. You have this full spectrum of different types of people all under one flag and when these extremeties clash it's highly entertaining.

The down side is that when you watch enough of something you start to adopt the behaviour and there are few countries outside of Africa whose culture I'd want absorbed here less than yours.

Don't you laugh at fat and dumb people in the US? It's normal here

Because your fat

OBSESSED

You're exactly like us

You keep fucking up so bad that you're constantly making the headlines. It's like a bachelors or big brother show, a trainwreck you can't look away from. If you want to think of it as obsession to cope then by all means, but do realize that you're deluding yourself.

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You like mobility scooters.

>get fired and replaced by machines
Not even sure where you were going with this one.

Cuz you are loud and fat, so everyone sees and hears you involuntarily.

Germany? More like cuckmany LOL amirite?

Rent free.

Are you mental? Just look at this or at the catalog
Brazilians can't post without being called macaco

>loud and fat
But what if I am the opposite of these two things?

because we're jelly and irrelevant

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But not sugar free

Watch out chimpzilian, here comes the pimp hand to put you in your place.

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Because goblinos are funny

Try being us malaka...