One glass of American champagne please

What does Coca-Cola taste like

based SOVTHRON BVLL

>an all-American imperial feast? say no more

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ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

That unironically looks delicious. I would get 1 of everything and chomp only a bite of each

Based, finnish cuisine is russian and Swedish shit

salty carbonated corn syrup and phosphoric acid

actually Russian and Swedish cuisine both originated in Finland

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Sure, Pekka, sure.

No, only finns eat reindeer shit and call it pudding

umm try again sweetie

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We had to make some hard decisions after independence. For example Finnish pasta pockets came to be known in Russia as pelmeni and in Italia ravioli.
Finnish invention, pitsa, became known as pizza (another concession in order to be acknowledged as a sovereign, truly European nation)
"Swedish" meatballs? actually Finnish
Russian samovar teapots? Finnish invention going back to the days of Rurik (Finnish)
The original kebab meat was also invented by the crafty Finnish people over 1100 years ago,
Hell, we even made use of primitive technology, the first electric lamp was used in Finland in the 16th century and was powered by a hydroelectric generator

One of these statements is bullshit, guess which one

main flavor is kaffir lime which is kinda like licorice but it also has cinnamon and orange in it

the rurik bit. he was actually karelian

wrong
Rurik was from Häme, he is my ancestor

the main flavor is caramel dumbass, kaffir lime is the main flavoring

Fuck Rotschild backed multinational company sugar water
SME traditional drinks FTW

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>Serving fast food salad
Wtf?

>what flavor?
nonsense. here they would just give you the standart except if you specify zero or light

>looks delicious
>just packages
ok