/brit/

janny is not your personal army

She has William’s forehead and the Queen’s jaw and chin.

rorke on the ropes

that's not that bad of a salary (depends on age again tho), assuming you don't have any dependants you should be racking up decent savings. remember as well that your phone computer etc have value even if it's a lot under what you paid for it. car/bike etc included

fuck off frognigger

wow york looks like THAT

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no

rorke bickering with his imaginary friend 'leftypol' again

make me big boy

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Jewish esoteric demoralization

>dat 95 kylie
holy peng

Why should it feel like a crime if I want to be with you all the time?

your thread broke the rules
janny should delete it by rights

At least 20% of it's external area is permanently covered in scaffolding, because if they ever stop "restoration work" then they will lose millions in Lottery grants. So the work never ends

MISSING!

rorke’s marbles

reward offered for safe return!

Hey frogger, what's happening with that national symbol that crisped?

meet me outside york minster in 30 mins if you want your jaw rearranging yank

once again i subvert the political animosity with cute webms of animals and stuff
and maybe later with other kinds of webms (not gore)

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She looks identical to the queen.

Inbred runt

are "antifacists" who embrace symbols of facist symbology (the most amusing to me in recent months was the people waving the european flag) a reimagining of mythology in a simliar fashion to black people calling each other nigger?

Enjoy your life of exile in Monaco or wherever, British is a republic now sweaty X

P.s. your father was a blading philanderer, and your grandad a monumental wet-end

P.p.s. can I have your mum's number?

>ended up threadsplitting the French general because they got sick of foreigners
loving every laugh

aka pop culture

rorke stuck on repeat

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Yeah pretty much

>bank holiday weekend
more like DANK holiday weekend!

want to sing like this
youtube.com/watch?v=pE4EoAPIOgU

I wonder if a capybara would make a good pet. Doubt they would without tremendous amount of selective breeding but it'd be neat to walk a rat the size of a great dane around the town.

leftypol at home on a Friday night

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what rules would that be

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this one is a gif

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york on the ropes

*tucks rorke into his straitjacket*

What are some meats that taste like chicken?

>schizo lad called Dan
>smoking with him and he flicks his cig and it lands in the bin
>he looks at me and says with deadly seriousness "i did that with my mind"
>see him stood in the garden at night looking up at the sky while watching an alien documentary on his phone
>he keeps pointing up the sky trying to show me the UFOs, obviously i cant see them because they arent there
>once saw him smoke an entire pack of cigs in the space of 30 minutes, his fingers were always bright orange he smoked that much
>saw him in the telly room staring longingly at a magazine with cheryl cole on the front while gently caressing it, saw him put it under his shirt and walk back to his room with it
>we were talking and he asked me what i did at school, i told him and he instantly replied with "i drew a picture of a worm once"
>having a cig with him and he suddenly started absolutely pissing himself with laughter, ive never seen anyone laugh that hard. he was stood in the pissing down rain just laughing at nothing for at least 10 minutes.

>schizo lad, didnt know his name
>he spent all day every day walking down the hallway like a robot until he passed out at night and the nurses had to drag him to his room

>schizo guy who was a bit of a psycho
>used to smoke indoors, but the nurses never even tried to stop him
>would skip down the hallways mumbling about killing every one
>was having a cig and saw him come skipping outside with an empty plastic cup
>he placed it in the centre of this brick circle in the garden and skipped around it a few times
>he stopped, jumped on it and flattened
>went skipping back inside while mumbling to himself

>old schizo guy
>mind is complete mush
>never made a sound apart from screaming his head off at night and chanting "LIVERPOOL, LIVERPOOL"
>once opened the toilet door and saw him shitting on the floor

ok, be there with your crew
serious. if you aren't you'll only prove what a blackbellied worm you are

Does he really deserve a statue?

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>aridzona
sensible chuckle

thats unbelievable really

no news until page 7
there's also an unwritten /brit/ rule against shit news which yours is a spectacular example of

Mate every cathedral needs a fuck load of work it's not just for the money

>yank education

Off to toil lads

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y*rkshire"men" love to worship their conquerors

we shall see what the great unpaid one have to say about this shan't we

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*mogs rorke*

It's like a cuckstamp on the region

york loves romans and vikings and anyone else foreign

love girls like this

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was this in uni halls or an institution of some sort?
Appreciate the stories though

yes

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Annoying mentally ill deranged attention seekers? Interesting

rorke needs a fuckin slap

not up at the minute obviously since if he was your thread would have lasted mere seconds before being obliterated

The mandem

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Holy fucking BASED

What, ones with a knob?

oh baby

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rorke slipping on ice

these stories suck booo

work on your material

are you actually from russia?

psych ward
no problem. i have way more but i hit the character limit

>ten thousand Jews
i see they've been at this game for some time

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Leftypol getting lip fillers

kek

my high school had a farm with goats
loved spring time at school me

i'll leave the next one to you if it's any consolation

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love knobs

Im from Yorkshire, mate. Ergo I'm harder than you. Ergo, steady on ye?

aye you fucking will
should make it now just to spite you

Reported for illegal pornographic content

Leftypol mincing about like a bloodeh fairy

want to pet a rabbit someday

Gay.

Pay up piggie

Good post

>yet another /brit/ thread made by a foreigner
state of /brit/

i won't stop you

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You are English so de facto you are not

less moaning more webms

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Shut up you ugly bastard

step back, hard manx man coming through

*boxes your ears*

Sonic the Hedgehog

York is nae a hard place, ahm from Edden-burra and there is nae tougher place ya wee coont!

Come down Wakefield way and say that. See what happens.