l'm going to have a part-time job of Uber Eats
L'm going to have a part-time job of Uber Eats
prepare to hate your life
I miss LWA.
isn't that basically slavery???
I heard they pay really badly!
Good.
l live in TOKYO
legend says you can earn 20 euro per hour at the lunch and dinner time
sounds comfy but I bet it gets tiresome after a while
hope you make a lot of money friend!
I want to make retarded babies with Ako.
Do the Japanese use the euro? :3
1. l will get down to 66kg
2. earn tons of money
Dude she's like 14.
n-no l just roughly changed yen to euro so you euro boys would get it in no time
>1. l will get down to 66kg
stay fit not fat!
skinnyfat for the time being, sad!
well I'm just skinny skinny so it could be worse...
how much do you weigh
俺もフロリダにUberEatsやってます!頑張ろう!
フロリダ*で
1. how much do you earn per hour?
2. have you lost weight?
I'm so sorry.
$15ぐらい
アメリカで自動車でやらなきゃ
55kg...
Does Uber have retarded uniform like our Yandex and DeliveryClub?
lmao he's a fucking precariat
Get in the cage wagie
>Uber Eats
って難しい仕事じゃん、頭大丈夫なの? 最近Rouenでは彼らの数が増えてるが、全員惨めに見えるよ
>全員惨めに見えるよ
仕事なんかするからそう見えるんだ
俺みたいに適当にニート生活したら万事オーケーだぞ
自動車使ってんの?俺自転車だよ
you are skinny af then ٩(๑>
try not to die on your first course
yeah I know...
good night amigo, and good luck at your new job!!!
it's a part time job and l'll work for 3 or 4 hours at most per day tho!
boa noite~
>ニート生活
いいね... ニートになりたい...
>Légende dit que je peux gagner 20€ per heure
Tu as besoin d'argent de poche?
Il y a beaucoup de raisons pourquoi je commencerai mi-temps, plutôt le frais de scolarité.
>plutôt
Surtout*
ganbare, baito boy
Merci
そっか... 無茶はダメだよ、体を大事にして
でも応援する...
Can you speak normally? There are people reading this thread that don't speak Chinese.
Honnêtement c'est le premier temps que je me sens que j'ai de la chance d'être né à Tokyo, il existe pas mal d'occasion de l'argent...
Et toi? Tes mi-temps marchent bien?
>>>Jow Forumsrules/2
>Et toi? Tes mi-temps marchent bien?
La paie est plutôt bonne mais je commençais à avoir des pensées assez sombres vers la fin de la journée, hier... 公務員が全員嫌いとか...
>La paie est plutôt bonne
Tu as dit que tu pourrais gagner 1.5k pour travailler sans les weekends
>公務員が全員嫌いとか...
Aa même en France ? J'ai un ami qui travaille comme un fonctionnaire et il jouit très bien, mais "fonctionnaire" est littéralement "une partie fonctionnant de la société" et c'est pas de sorte de travail que je peux convenir...
Pourquoi tu ne le kiffe pas?
I would sooner consider prostitution.
Dans le Bois de Boulogne ?
>Tu as dit que tu pourrais gagner 1.5k pour travailler sans les weekends
うん、それと2.5日のcongé(?)があるよ :3
m.youtube.com
>Pourquoi tu ne le kiffe pas?
Je vais te répondre en français car mes sentiments sur le sujet sont très, très intenses...
En fait, les tâches qu'on m'a donné étaient assez ingrates(ce qui est assez normal étant donné que je ne suis là que pour un mois), mais à côté ils n'avaient pas l'air très travailleurs, prenaient des pauses un peu trop souvent et ne semblaient pas pressés du tout de finir leur travail. Ils étaient assez paresseux, ce qui m'a semblé assez inconvenant étant donné que leur travail est essentiel au bon fonctionnement de la société.
>うん、それと2.5日のcongé(?)があるよ :3
paid holiday?
>le moyens les fonctionners sont aujourd'hui
Je vais te répondre en anglais car mon francais n'est pas assez bon.
j'ai pense que c'etait l'exact contraire car je suis du Japon mdr. so there's some kind of dilemma that your co-workers live la vie paresseuse with little fatigue while you feel like you have to make up for what they don't want to do. c'est naturellement fatigant et degoutant peh. it's kinda like a rookie under an incompetent commender and unreliable comrades-in-arms, then. tu peux supporter jusqu'a la fin...?
I'm going to Japan with my friends for 10 days in December, we will stay mainly in Tokyo, pls give advice on what should we visit :3
>Tokyo
assuming you must already know famous spots like Shibuya Scramble, Sky Tree and Akihabara, lemme give you a couple of shit you newbie gaijins don't know.
1. parasite museum
kiseichu.org
2. Hanayashiki, the oldest amusement park in Japan
hanayashiki.net
3. Kusatsu, one of the best onsen towns
japan-guide.com
3 is especially recommendable
>paid holiday?
Yes... socialism can be quite nice...
> there's some kind of dilemma that your co-workers live la vie paresseuse with little fatigue while you feel like you have to make up for what they don't want to do. c'est naturellement fatigant et degoutant peh. it's kinda like a rookie under an incompetent commender and unreliable comrades-in-arms, then.
エクザクトマン! On a brighter note, the people are very friendly to me when they're not giving me the worst tasks. I joked around with the director, celebrated a coworkers' birthday with the whole team, and the woman who takes care of the mail became really fond of me for some reason. Ah, there's some workers around my age too and I find it crazy as a student how experienced they are.
>tu peux supporter jusqu'a la fin...?
Oui, mais je le supporterais mieux si tu étais la première chose que je voyais en rentrant chaque soir...
Thank you Nippon-san, I will save this.
Also we plan to spend 5 days in Tokyo and the rest is some smaller city or town, is there some interesting place to recommend?
I did it for a little while. Stopped because I almost got my car towed.
I was thinking on doing that this winter midbreak. It seems to be very profitable
well if people are nice it's still redeemable, ne c'est pas...? l managed to pull through part-time jobs only because of the factor lol
>the woman who takes care of the mail became really fond of me for some reason.
you are a qt, are you the type of peson grannies like?
>Oui, mais je le supporterais mieux si tu étais la première chose que je voyais en rentrant chaque soir...
sounds like l'm a pimp who makes you work... Tu retournes chez nous, et je dis "okaerinasai, ma chérie" et unzip- on prend le bain ensemble, je lave ton dos...
akshually Kusatsu is outside Tokyo, so
1. Kusatsu for onsen
2. Kamakura for old temples
you can count on me
t. genuine tokyoite
where do you live? how much do people earn in your city? seems Tokyo is great when it comes to Ubereats
yeah, ikr? plus l want to get down to 66kg
>how much do people earn in your city?
with Uber Eats
>where do you live?
London, Ontario. City of about 400,000.
> how much do people earn in your city?
I'm not really sure. In 2017 I think I earned roughly $2000 in 2 months. I wasn't driving full time hours, just when I felt like it.
I don't explained myself. I want to read the posts but I don't understand what you're saying.
>well if people are nice it's still redeemable, ne c'est pas...? l managed to pull through part-time jobs only because of the factor lol
It certainly helps. You won't have coworkers this time though...
>are you the type of peson grannies like?
I think so...
>sounds like l'm a pimp who makes you work... Tu retournes chez nous, et je dis "okaerinasai, ma chérie" et unzip- on prend le bain ensemble, je lave ton dos...
mon chériとお風呂? uwu
じゃ背中頼むね、僕は君のペニスを洗う (≧◡≦)
ああそれと、なんでそんなに体重が減らしたいの?
do you know where l live? TOKYO, CITY OF ABOUT 10000000
> I earned roughly $2000 in 2 months.
isn't it fairly enough if you work only when you feel like it? l heard you can get about 3 or 4 offers in the lunch time and dinner time, each of which gives me about 7 ~ 8 euro plus area boost.
knock knock, uber eats desu
Oh, sorry for shooting you down then. I think Google Translation can translate our posts pretty well, we're not talking about anything complex.
>じゃ背中頼むね、僕は君のペニスを洗う
>You won't have coworkers this time though...
TRISTE!
>じゃ背中頼むね、僕は君のペニスを洗う (≧◡≦)
Oui mon chouchou! Je savonnerai tes cheveux pubics et shave them doucement~
>ああそれと、なんでそんなに体重が減らしたいの?
Ah tu connais golden week? Du reste l'empereur a abdiqué et on a 10 holidays ce semaine, et je mangeais un peu trop beaucoup...
to that Czechianon,
ana-cooljapan.com
this island is epic, it's a ruins of a fortress of the Japanese Empire and it bears pretty anime-ish vibe
I can't imagine what the situation in Tokyo would be like. I had no issues getting enough work, the issue was parking. Uber Eats would allow businesses to join up regardless of whether they had parking or not. Some of the most popular businesses were downtown restaurants that had no parking, which forces you to gamble with parking.
They probably need the bright colors so they don't get hit by dumb and drunk drivers as often.
ah you have to deal with the parking problem... l use a bicycle so l can get away with it... why don't you go with a bicycle too
Don't eat my order, Shinji
>TRISTE!
I'll give you all the "comforting" you need to pull through this predicament...
How long do you intend to work?
>Oui mon chouchou! Je savonnerai tes cheveux pubics et shave them doucement~
へへへ~
疲れる二日だったよ、風呂でマッサージしてくれぇ...
>Ah tu connais golden week? Du reste l'empereur a abdiqué et on a 10 holidays ce semaine, et je mangeais un peu trop beaucoup...
うん、ゴールデンウィーク~
On dirait que tu t'es bien amusé, et puis avec le changement d'ère le Japon est en période festive donc je trouve ça normal que tu aies gagné un peu de poids.
I'm not even sure if that's an option here. My city is a typical North American suburban waste-land. Everything is too spread out here and biking is too dangerous because of the lack of infrastructure for it.
>How long do you intend to work?
like... until l earn 4k euro? l can't have a long-term vacation so at least it'll be in the long run(pun intended)
>疲れる二日だったよ、風呂でマッサージしてくれぇ...
*shampooes and massages your head with my fingers*
>un peu de poids
+ 5kg
homo
auch that hurts bro, l'm going to start it partly because l can use a bicycle. it still pays a lot compared to other part-time jobs in Japan tho
Akko is CUTE
CUTE
GOOD LUCK OP
no sono homo!
arigato
>like... until l earn 4k euro? l can't have a long-term vacation so at least it'll be in the long run(pun intended)
>20€ an hour
>4 hours per day
>50 days to earn 4k€
Modern slavery...
>*shampooes and massages your head with my fingers*
快楽です。。。
>+ 5kg
けっこ多いね、あんな短時間で
いやでも、減らすの急がないでよ、無意味だから (´• ω •`)
Not the same user but you def are a homo, at least for someone in particular
well 4k euro will mostly go to my school expenses...
>快楽です。。。
je veux faire la chambre de sport mais je ne peux pas en ce moment, et tu vais te coucher bientot (il est 4 heures deja en France?)...?
>減らすの急がないでよ、無意味だから (´• ω •`)
(´• ω •`) l REALLY WANT(NEED) TO GET BACK TO THE HEYDAYS(2 years ago) WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY STOMACH
あっ 画像付けるの忘れた
h-homo erectus
>je veux faire la chambre de sport mais je ne peux pas en ce moment
Pas de problème, je suis juste content de te voir. Tu n'es pas chez toi?
>et tu vais te coucher bientot (il est 4 heures deja en France?)...?
Je me suis couché vers 19 heures par épuisement, donc j'ai déjà dormi 6 heures... je vais sûrement me rendormir naturellement dans quelques heures, rien ne presse.
>l REALLY WANT(NEED) TO GET BACK TO THE HEYDAYS(2 years ago) WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY STOMACH
Like when you were only 66kg? That's not very heavy, I could probably give you a piggyback ride for like 60 seconds.
>Pas de problème, je suis juste content de te voir.
Moi aussi mon chaton, je suis satisfait de te voir aussi
>Tu n'es pas chez toi?
Ouaip, je suis en librairie, si tu me donnais un "lève de Durandal", je ne pourrais rien faire! En puis je irai à un barber, and registration of Uber-eats comme registration of the decrees du Parliament
>Je me suis couché vers 19 heures par épuisement, donc j'ai déjà dormi 6 heures... je vais sûrement me rendormir naturellement dans quelques heures, rien ne presse.
Ahah d'accord, mon bébé se couche comme un enfant mdr.
>Like when you were only 66kg?
oui, bah TU SAIS POURQUOI JE VEUX DIMINUER MON LOURDEUR, my weight (before the golden week) was still in the proper BMI tho!
it's kinda surprising my French has ameliorated to the point l can reply to you in French much more
>Ouaip, je suis en librairie, si tu me donnais un "lève de Durandal", je ne pourrais rien faire!
じゃあ普通に話そう、それにsportをするつもりじゃなかった
ただ君とリラックスしたかった
>En puis je irai à un barber,
新時代の新しい髪型?
>Ahah d'accord, mon bébé se couche comme un enfant mdr.
そう、でも一緒に寝る時は恐らくさらに簡単~
>oui, bah TU SAIS POURQUOI JE VEUX DIMINUER MON LOURDEUR, my weight (before the golden week) was still in the proper BMI tho!
Um, so you feel uncomfortable with additional kilos. What's your target BMI?
Tu m'épates. *headpat*
>ただ君とリラックスしたかった
on va faire ca :3
>新時代の新しい髪型?
prolly 2 block, summer is coming around, but honestly l want to keep my Araragi hairstyle 2bh...
>そう、でも一緒に寝る時は恐らくさらに簡単~
l'll be the bigger spoon Um, so you feel uncomfortable with additional kilos. What's your target BMI?
slightly below 20, and l need to be en bon etat pour you... (´>///
I ordered from uber eats last time in tokyo.
Trying to tell the driver to wait in front of the hotel with the little japanese i knew was interesting.
Oh nvm
It was one of these circlejerks
>prolly 2 block, summer is coming around, but honestly l want to keep my Araragi hairstyle 2bh...
Aah, well it'll grow back. I saw your hair that one time you messed up and posted your reflection, it looks soyeux and nice to play with...
Also, 2 block is pretty nice tbqh. Mine is side swept.
>l'll be the bigger spoon ///
>it looks soyeux and nice to play with...
it's still messy and not strictly straight heh
>Mine is side swept
ah European chad hair, do you gel it?
>What a way to start the day... Csq on peut le réaliser littéralement
>あう時にsport de chambreで君の体重を減ら... ああダメダメ、flirtingは禁止
trekking instead
>it's still messy and not strictly straight heh
Does it smell nice? I bet it does.
>ah European chad hair, do you gel it?
ううん、I use wax. I like it better than gel.
>trekking instead 72.5kg to 77.5kg, bordel de merde
どれくらい食べたの?
>Does it smell nice?
it smells like... average men's scalp ( ͡ ͜ ͡ )
>I use wax. I like it better than gel.
je vois, l'd like to see you with a bit long hair as well tho... (´・∀・`)
>君と熊野古道、お楽しみ
there's almost no tourist, you can count on me.
>どれくらい食べたの?
Goku-after-training tier, it really went too far
Did someone say "eat"
yes?
>je vois, l'd like to see you with a bit long hair as well tho...
Well it isn't long but it isn't short either, it's been a few months since I went to the barber so my hair on the sides has largely regrown. Don't worry, I'll have enough hair on my head when we meet. But I want headrubs in exchange.
>there's almost no tourist, you can count on me.
じゃ二人だけの旅行になるね >//<
>Goku-after-training tier, it really went too far
Lel, well it's good that you like eating, mon chouchou. We agreed to eat lots together after all.
Why do cute girls never deliver food?
>tfw if flirting wasn't 禁止 I could hug you and be surrounded by your "average man's scalp" scent
>Don't worry, I'll have enough hair on my head when we meet.
oo~ what a qt... but come as you are apres tout
>But I want headrubs in exchange.
l will headrub, cheekrub and neckrub you like a cat, that's a given...
>じゃ二人だけの旅行になるね >//
ah l'm finishing Madame Bovary, the last 5/5 part is just painful. l think this "reading together" session is pretty fun, so l want to do it again with you. l want to read Moby Coc- Dick or something, but it's a bit too long lol anyways バイバイ
>oo~ what a qt... but come as you are apres tout
君もね...
>l will headrub, cheekrub and neckrub you like a cat, that's a given...
l will let you, in return for it, l will do it to you too with my hands underneath your shirt tho!
ÙwÚ this just gave me a nice idea, I'll tell you when I see you again then...
Good luck with your new job then, and yeah I know you'll become better. You've already progressed a lot.
The problem with Madame Bovary is that I've been so busy that I wasn't able to progress at your rate. I'd like to do another reading session with you next month, I really love the concept. And this time I'll read regularly so we progress at the same rate.
じゃ、またね、mon chéri
Oversaturated service, you will get tired of it really soon, even being an Starbucks cashier is way more exciting and profitable.