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practice.

Yeah, fugazi, fogazi. It’s a wazi, it’s a woozi. It’s…fairy dust. It doesn’t exist, it’s never landed, it is no matter, it’s not on the elemental charge. It’s not fucking real.

I'm not racist

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Hey /cum/ do you know how to dance?

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Leave room for Jesus

cha cha cha charmin

hoes mad

me and crystal water making friends

when did nicholas juan fuentes move to canada

literally who

nazbol nick

why are JBols so obsessed with e-celebs LOL

finna smoke some weed then jo

75% white nationalist

What are you doing on this fine Friday evening?

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I hate Fridays

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im fat

having hopeless existential thoughts as usual :/
vidya and books only distract temporarily

shalom

anorexia speaks

heyt

>match with qt religious girl
>within 5 messages mention how im questioning faith

Probably to heavy, I'll learn from my mistakes

gonna watch "click" in a few mins

Laundry

How do I fake being a Jew so I can get a free Birthright vacation?

Are you the porn jew?

im not anorexic, im just fat

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no

I remember reading that there were 55 million people around the world who have Jewish heritage they don't know about. Get a dna test

eating soft serve

me too, please, Lord, while you're at it

I'm a Marxist

I’m currently looking for a girlfriend for the sole reason of us renting a one bedroom apartment together even though I kind of like being single

No, I'm a Marxist.

can i get some (you)'s on this

עליכם שלום

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need two bedroom for computer space idiot

just saw a photo of a girl i liked in the past and now my pee pee is hard af

Only computer I own is a laptop

fuck you idiot

I’m definitely 0% Jewish. Just trying to find out about the free trip.

Nothing makes a pussy drier than seeing a big ass computer

it's 2019 moron

I can become a citizen through Birthright or whatever it’s called
Do I have to get snipped if I want to become an Israeli?

LOL BASED

ancom gang gang

Why would we ever offer a free trip to non-jews?

I have arrived.

>choosing "pussy" over vidya
you don't belong here

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>big computer ass niggas

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Ok based

I'm an ancap user my suggestion would be to not care about politics too much. Help out your community (something I still need to do)

I own a PS4

Ummm sweatie see my original post
>HOW DO I FAKE being a Jew so I can get a free Birthright vacation?

if you're Jewish or a refugee.

Lads I woke up multiple times during the night due to the roomie snoring. Not good.

I’m not religious but I’m technically Jewish (my maternal grandmother was Jewish)

>Do I have to get snipped if I want to become an Israeli?
That's not a requirement, though it's obviously very common. IIRC some of the Russian immigrants that came in the 70s are intact, largely because circumcision was illegal in the USSR.

/cum/ precedent dictates that this general is for people too depressed to enjoy vidya

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Birthright is the complimentary vacation

>get a long nose
>practice your new York accent
>make sure your last name ends in berg
>forge a dna test

how do you make more tom yum broth to add to my take out order

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youtube.com/watch?v=O3L-m7syRyI

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Do they have penis inspection day to see if I’m circumcised or can I just hide it

this is the exact reason i cant leave my current gf
not until i maintain another gf at least to the point of moving in together - rent is just too expensive and i refuse to put up with flatmates (multicultural city)

Imagine getting yourself stuck like that

how the hell should I know. I was born here. shouldn't you already be circumcised seeing as you're in Canada though

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finna gonna dab on some folk

When you serve in the military they'll notice but it's not a requirement to be there.

>y’all brokeass poorfag niggas who can’t afford a one-bed to urselfs
smdh LOL

I will never experience the gf.

my parents pay for a studio

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I already live in one and I’m in fucking SF I just want someone to help pay rent

The majority of Canadians are not circumcised. The overall national average for newborns in 2009 was 31.9% (and falling), and some provinces are at a rate in the single digits

GAY
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I feel u, I’m on the lookout for a gf to split the rent with, but I’m not haemorrhaging money so fast that it’s a top priority (wanna make sure I find a good candidate, so to speak)

Last time I rushed into moving in with someone it was a fucking disaster

Yeah in Quebec something like 3% of adult men are circumcised. Based frogs.

Btw how much are you paying for a 1-bed in SF? I’m always hearing about rent being completely bonkers out there

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cum play

it must be higher

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Cringe Albertans are the highest in Canada at 44.3%, and Based Newfies’ numbers are so close to zero that the statisticians can’t form an actual figure. The most based province with an actual number is Nova Scotia at 6.8%.

Yeah Quebec is at 12.3%, probably in no small part due to the massive population of Jews in Montreal

catholics

My work, ideas and way to see the world will change the world and my image and name will be more influential than Shakespeare