/brit/

elaborate

any sensible bruce man in

>lena headey will never suck your left nipple
why live

i'm not denying anything i was agreeing with you

do they not teach reading comprehension in the school you went to?

Goulash is nice

she's gay

ur gay

no you are

Maybe its just the way my mother made it, but I am not a fan.

>happy all week at work slaving my life away for Toilberg's new yacht
>depressed sitting at home chilling in my room on weekends
what did my brain mean by this?

Wash your penis

Haircuttoil
Shavetoil
Datetoil

I'm Australian whose family has been here since 1794, can basically thank me for creating Australia

link patreon

You have nothing to do so you get depressed.
Its just like when old people retire and die, they have nothing to dream/strive for so they just lose grip of it and die

Australia is rightful Sino-Mediterranean clay

>Having to wash your penis

wanktoil
tescotoil
walkthedogtoil
probablyanotherwanktoil

>Spend 2 seconds washing your penis
>Not just amputating a important part of your body in context to sexual pair bonding
>Mfw

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Wanktoil
Pootoil

>12 minutes by car
>50 minutes by bus

Fuck sakes

procrastinationtoil

Enjoy not having any sensitivity down there because you have some weird Jewish practice. Seriously, why do Americans get circumcised?

takes me 25 mins to get to work by car, 1 hour 30 minutes by public transport, and i have to walk 15 minutes, switch from bus to train to bus.

needless to say i'm fucked if i ever lose my licence which is a genuine possibility

doing a big poo

Dateburg isn’t getting another penny out of me. If she wants food, she’s paying for it. It’s 2019.

Every time I hear about 5G it sounds like satire.

My date suggested we go for drinks

Shant be buying her food.

>This post when I already implied exactly what you were saying
>Asking me why when you already know why

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wish someone would explain to me what the fuck it is

20 minutes by car to toil
15 by bike
40 by bus

Why do the royals get circumcised?

telegraph.co.uk/comment/10201882/Circumcision-is-one-of-the-oddities-of-the-Royal-Family.html

Me? Let’s see...

Can’t drive, never had sex, got phimo

Next question?

screeching
twitter.com/scottygb/status/1124221717776424960

hard times are ahead of us lads

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toilberg was being a dickhead to me yesterday cause I refused to use americanisms when serving the customers and shouted 'would you like fries with THIS?' before sticking his head in the deep fat fryer and now he's DEAD

Based

Fascinating
The more you know eh

ah, we'll be reet

She wants a man who tells her to fuck off when he's in the middle of his video game that can't be paused

hard times give way to good times or so the saying goes

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i like it stinky though

stop talking like a bong you fucking cringeworthy anglophile

bronze dragons slayer task again lads
bloody fuming

Just did a massive stinky poo and heard my mum go into the toilet not long after haha poor mum

hat

how do i learn a manc accent

have a stroke then try to speak

Might have this for breakfast

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why on earth would you want to do that
watch Shameless I guess I think that’s set in Manc

tryingtogetbacktosleepforabittil9toil

Mate that expired 3 months ago

guacamole is good eatin, makes everything better

sounds like a nice sandwich to be fair

>hoverhand

Foy

hate waketoil, me

Well from what I saw they were suggesting that every devise could communicate with each other, and cars and traffic lights could communicate and shit. And there was a bit about cows in a field with 5G chips saying when they're ready to be milked or something.

like cow tinder

Love looking at local cat and dog adoption pages whenever I feel sad

going to relax by playing some counter strike dust 2 casual games

FIFTEEN DOLLARS ($15) for this Hungarian milsurp field jacket

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cows are very majestic animals

pretty eyes
grim arses though

sheep are very majestic animals as well

can't even bring myself to play video games anymore
rather just watch someone else play the video game i used to enjoy playing on twitch.tv
might get back into the weed game, it might reignite what was once my burning flame

pigs for me

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the meme about sheep being complete retards is actually true

You can do something about all of those.

Learn to drive, put yourself out there, see a doctor.

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im not very good at video games
just died in one just now

sometimes they get so angry with the simple life they lead

are girls

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Thanks Charlotte

Mental how having blue eyes adds attractiveness no matter what race

watching game of thrones

>not being up since 6
lazy cunt

i wish i was the bath tub

Apologies, good sir. My reading comprehension was poor. Have a fine day.

*hops into /brit/*

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owle

thank god every day that i was the twin born with blue eyes meanwhile my sister has br*Wn eyes (gross)

Hottie on the right gets Yanked every night

vile gremlins

owls are very sinister animals

No problem. I believe in you.

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These things happen I suppose.

Mad how the tabloid press absolutely despise Meghan duchess of Sussex
What’s she actually done wrong apart from being mixed race and attractive

*roley poleys into brit*

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The North = Scotland
The Riverlands = The Midlands
The Iron Islands = The Hebrides and Isle of Man
The Westerlands = Lancashire/NW England
The Crownlands = Home Counties
The Vale = Wales
Dorne = Cornwall
The Reach = West Country
The Stormlands = East Anglia

fucked black guys