Culture Pals - /cp/

Rolling a blunt, who's hitting it? edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (whores), China (smelly) and India (pajeetas) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
Want to banter koreaboos?
Sign up at:
interpals.net/

Website with pastas and scripts:
culturepals.github.io/

Mega with the memes all the cool kids use:
mega.nz/#F!QgY0QCaR!w6gTFL2egnqpOgzHeIPXjw
qtcrawler:
mega.nz/#F!lQkh0A7R!ROpihereOeBAByYtVu_91A

script:
pastebin.com/h5A30AW7 (embed)

javascript, tampermonkey/greasemonkey extension for the betas

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dedpals woohoo

Not rolling anything, but will have hot chocolate

>she has 2k followers on instagram
do I even have a chance?

kill yourself for this waste of a get
No you have no chance with an instathot if you have to ask this shithole thread if you have a chance
fucking virgin....

At the driving school :D

i failed my driving test twice and just gave up

I failed my driving test twice and passed 3rd go.

Good luck

Is it really?
t.was thinking about joining

How? I passed it the first time and didn't even take a class or anything.

>How? I passed it the first time and didn't even take a class or anything.

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good luck Randy!!!!!! I hope you find another qt student :)

we /revive pals/
it dies and someone gives it life again.

if you werent on IP during 2010-2013 then you missed out on the glory days

That's not a response. If you're too stupid to pass the driving test on your own the first try then you're a brainlet that shouldn't be allowed to drive.

aren't American ones stupidly easy?

>2K
so what ? she isn't even a model at 2k
hell I got a mp from a 10k booty model asking if I wanted to fuck her. I said no but she would prob ask me to pay an hotel or smtg, still thots are not hard.

wish there was a database of some sort in which we could share which qts profile's we've gotten nudes from desu.

got stuck with a black guy and he thought I was going to crash despite me being about 8 feet away from the car

Depends on the state

N

Not me

Fuck off m*cchi

The interpals Jap I met last week went back yesterday and I was pretty sad about it desu

Lemme bun dat zoot bruv

180cm and 137cm. It was pretty funny

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Did you have sex

this is a nice pic
it seems the trip wasn't so bad after all

He didn’t

>137cm
???

Lmao fuck that

The first couple of days were strange our relation was initially cold and distant because of what happened before she came, but then we got along pretty well and actually had a really good time and had good memories together

That shall forever be a mystery

yes, she's a dwarf, not definitely not underaged. It said 1991 on her passport kek

That is a child you nonce

may the fourth be with you :)

>137cm
Chile molester

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CHILD** FUCK

I managed to get a date with a girl with 5000 friends on fb
I trashed the date by being me

lol

Basado.

Story

He molested a country

>tfw no country to molest

Don’t worry. Your ancestors already did that with Brazil

No they didn't. My ancestors are the ones that stayed in Portugal, not the ones that went over there to molest

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:(

Every girl I've met on here for the first time is awkward af but I ssomehow bed them on the first day then after it's like we're best friends. Sex is the best ice breaker

I'm gonna molest the both of u

What cunts

What a Chad. And you get to stay in touch with them?

hello fellow flip
let me make it clear, I don't intend to molest anyone.

So, would you say you re-gf'd her?
if yes, congrats :)

>being this concerned

>i’m going to molest both of you
Woah... that’s not fair. Why do they get to be molested by a girl?

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D-do you want to molest me instead? I-I won't mind. But one at a time please

yes please pinay user

Wew u-uh.. I-I need to think about this

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I guess you're the trap one.
molest everyone then except Klep

Okay now bend over the kitchen counter

D-do you not want me?

For someone with a pussy as well, I'm offended Pinay user

You're a disgusting freak pika

except you and Klep

having a karaoke night alone

Big Ben might not be bonging anymore but I am still in time: FUCK BRITAIN

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no Koreaboos?

Niqqa wat

That sounds great right now with drinks and good friends

Basé

I take my statement back
no one should be molested.

FeelsBadMan

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no story, I'm still buttblasted by my divorce and I showed her my true power level

>having a karaoke night alone
is not this the usual in korea and japan?
can you imagine being an extrovert in those countries, you could literally drown in vaginal secretions

>That one British flag who got nothing better to do than to clog on everything that I say or post on an Ethiopian coffee brewers online forum

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Woah. Story

>Chile molester
I can support this

He masturbated with Vanessa last night and fell in love with her.

there is no story buddy, trying to arrange a next date she replayed "I don't imagine myself sharing time with such a negative person"
of course she didn't understand a single one of my jokes but deep down she is right
I fucked it bad because she liked kids and having one it's a pussy dryer
of course now I am even more negative than before, the sky is the limit

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>such a negative person
Oh yeah. I am this way too. My qt doesn’t like it

who is this Vanessa?

it seems to me that there was no chemistry in the first place

>it seems to me that there was no chemistry in the first place
yeah, I don't have chemistry with the opposite sex

It's okay to be mean sometimes Pinay user. Your pastor wouldn't know

Only if Chile is cute

>Your pastor wouldn't know
implying I am not roman catholic on paper.

Dude you know who Vanessa is. The Portuguese turbothot who used to live in Paris. She’s masturbated on cam with like half of /cp/ and fucked a few culture pals too

the fuck are you on about? must be another british flag
you’re getting quite obsessive lad, just let me enjoy myself yeah? settle down haha

>Paris
I didn't fuck her wtf

nah, it happens sometimes. I've been to dates that sucked before too, even some that I had high expectations kek

I've heard about the legend before, but that's it. I didn«t know there was /pals/ that went all the way to Paris to smash an internet camwhore lmfao. sounds pretty hilarious

Like I care what kind of Christian u are

Why do young gays hate women? My old friend from school would say girls are all sluts but now he's grown up he's a bottom for some middle aged paedo

that was the only date I managed to get in 9 months

Stop flexing your chink fetish, pika.

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i have karaoke night alone every night in my room

>the fuck are you on about? must be another british flag
>you’re getting quite obsessive lad, just let me enjoy myself yeah? settle down haha
Dual personalities.. WOAH

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sing us something :3

Stfu macchi

I wish I could sing like this guy

youtu.be/VemR3_L8NEk

Just so you know, this is the first time you’ve accurately spotted me in the past week lol

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what about social apps? no luck?

I meant it’s another british flag that harrasses the portugal flag, I don’t post often in /cp/

I know it's you because you don't shut up about learning French

is your voice close to it tho?

There is another burger in this thread tho that has a french qt and speaks french much better than me

Hell no

>macchi is learning French
How can one man get even more based than that?

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