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Green man of olde Albion edition

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Have not been able to stop eating all day. I've eaten $6 of food already, this is madness.

$6 is a lot for Ameripoors?

6PM Saturday
The dread is creeping in

Watch your fucking mouth povvo, food here is just cheap

you could buy 14 bottles of gaterade for that

life has become an ordeal

paid £15 for a pack of lambert and butler down the paki garage

have had erection for 14 hours

Me? Live on Albion Avenue

would quite like to know more about English folklore/paganism tbqh

bought 4 cans of redbull in paris the other week
it cost me 14 euros

they sell em in packs of 30 now?

>bought 4 cans of redbull

literally why?

Not sure what to have for dinny din dins
In the mood for mushrooms and spinach but not sure what dish

So you’re fat AND poor

Sounds grim

absolute scenes in thailand
wish i was there

bought a pack of fags in bratislava for £1.50 and haven't even opened them

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That's how much they cost anyway
Ridiculous. You used to be able to buy a pack of fags for literally a fiver or less. Now the minimum spend is like £12

Why not

it looms

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For reference that's about 18 bananas

50 grammers used to be 14 quid

bunch of yanks on /ck/ sperging out cause they might not be able to buy maccas and mountain dew with their food stamps/welfare cheques in texas haha

What happened

need a naga munchetty gf

They took her

Thoughts on girls that smoke cigs?

lifting toil looms

dont like girls that smoke

simple as

because it's sickly, runtish swill?

Have a coffee or get some speed up yer, ya wetty boy

You root any women of the night?

playing this rust video games and i made a sign on my house that says fuck nigs

Don't like kissing women with fag breath

What? Half the population of girls?

Sleeptoil looms

king ascended from bender to god or something

Link it then

Still miss 10-packs of cigs

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What a choon

feel like standing at the end of the runway and watching planes take off

got nowt else to do

Grim and I smoke myself
Got my girlfriend to try a cig once and she coughed like when you first tried a cig
Coffee is no better. What's the difference? Redbull and coffee are both horrible

Talk about a freudian slip BBC boi

Coming down with a sore throat. Can feel the mucus building up around my larynx.

Bank holiday on monday
toilberg utterly fuming

the incessant whining about instagram/social media/etc is becoming as repetitive and insufferable as the platforms themselves atp

>hurr I wrote a 30-page double-spaced book about how we should all delete facebook! that will be 25 quid pls

Weird that this is basically socially acceptable special brew, 7.3%

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this
"fuck niggers" pairs fucking with niggers
like when people post "BLACKED" they are just giving them free advertising

marlboro red are £11 or £12
got some cheap ones recently, can't remember which, maybe embassy or John player, and they were a tenner

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hope you recover speedily

>how we should all delete facebook
Been saying this from the start and i don't even have it.

Special Brew is unironically much nicer now it's reduced to 8%

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O. my. Dayz

was going to say the same thing in my last post but I deleted it

Thanks la

nice planties
could use a bit of greenery myself

same with craft stuff, %8 IPAs in a fancy can? no problem. Super Skol? Homeless alchy.

>social media is just a highlight reel!

Yeah, and yours has nothing on it

She looks like an orc

>Still miss 10-packs of cigs

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Don't like porn anymore. Just find it disturbing and sad.

Still miss 10-packs of cigs

I find it weird how some people find high strength beers not to be acceptable

Belgians will laugh at you for drinking anything under 7%

I wonder what's more difficult to make taste good, low or high ABV beers

That can costs 4 quid though so povvo alchies can't binge on it

how happy will your so-called highlight reel make you in 10 years time? stop conforming to what society demands of you, fucking npc

kek this is me when i order a triple decker burger and the sister states there's no way i could eat that
unhinge the lower jaw and in it goes

"Social" media is soyboy npc tier

don't think i'd be that arsed about dying at a youngish age, but i would be very scared about the prospect of living large portion of my life in pain, or with some debilitating disease or something

hence why i don't smoke and i eat good and i exercise

any belgian laughs at me and he goes in the canal simple as

Low. The best beers in the world are high abv. Light beers taste shite

true

though apparently the amount of alcohol sold in Scotland has increased since minimum pricing came in a year ago lol

Tried wanking without porn recently

he really needs a triple gin with ice and lemon

what about boddingtons?

How socially acceptable is smoking where you are from lads?

>eat good
No such thing.
Energy in and energy out it all it is.
You have a liver to process shit - use it and eat anything and everything. Just keep it balanced.
>exercise
Watch your joints and remember that exercise can be addictive.

Its expected at all times

Stockpiling porn before the ban

gonna wash my joints

low (i.e. sub-4.5) is a lot harder. Worlds most highly regarded beers are all ~7%

it's nice enough, but barely tastes of anything at all - it's just smooth.

Oh she’s sweet but a psycho a little bit psycho

Remember people stockpiling mephedrone before the ban

my dad rubs ibuprofen cream on his joints

living my best life
(instantly gratifying myself with ice cream and apple pie as reward for surviving another week of toil)

gf hit me again lads

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Kinky

reckon people will try and sue the government after the "porno ban" comes in when they manage to stumble across a cock in a vagina video online

Sounds like me except cupcakes and beer

well behaved women rarely make history