Poor Germany

Caption this... lol

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They literally look like they are trained to prep the bull the absolute state of Germans lol

>Wonka

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At first I thought they must be Poles

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>Wonka

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>France

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thats what happens when the Bundeswehr starts advertising to gamers

>Ah yes every soldier is a 10/10 muscular chad just like my propaganda movies and recruitment ads

>Using AKs as your standard issue rifle
is this the true mark of a shithole?

they look like regular soldiers, what's wrong?

They look like gamers

I’ve trained with german soldiers, and they were very professional.

The german military is badly under-funded though, and the german public is mostly anti-military.

Jap fears the 7.62×39mm

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love the scarf.
faggots will hate this post.

Germans use gamers in their military so they can rise up again

which part of the army are you in? which rank? how long have you signed up for? would you recommend doing army long term as career
I'm considering going back there (just did a few months voluntary service)

the two on the right with glasses maybe

Is it really underfunded?

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>they look like regular soldiers, what's wrong?

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I still fail to see what's wrong, that's what regular dudes look like

Cherrypicking Butthurt & Cope: The comment LMFAO

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What is the problem with this pic? Seriously don't get it. Just random guys, probably at the start of their training...
Or is the problem that Silvester Stallone photobombed them, second from the left?

Anyways, thank god we have this German-French unit pic related. Always on German, one Frog, one German etc.
Guess who is who.

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I’m in the swedish army, but we do a lot of work with NATO countries.

I’m a sergeant in a reconaissance company.

As a percentage of GDP, and in relation to the threat posed by Russia, yes.

We’re in the same predicament here as well.

>reconaissance
most manly branch of an army.
Have you ever read Hans von Luck?

>mfw

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They all look depressed af, empty, soulless.
Most likely they all like:

>Warum bin ich überhaupt hier? Ich will nach hause zurückgekommen...

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They look tired. It's normal for soldiers to be tired.

>Yep, as things are going, we'll freeze to death in Russia again

>Anyways, thank god we have this German-French unit pic related
Why we ever did that. I'm pretty sure you as well feel the same way. That's the most retarded idea. we are natural Tsundere frenemmies.

>Always on German, one Frog, one German etc.
Guess who is who.
What do you mean? (pic related)

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cope

>notoriously underfunded despite gigantic arms exports
>die for amerimutts and their interests
>led by a woman who bought her way into the position
I'd be depressed as well

If we spend as much as Russia, we would be around 160 $Bn. and the other European countries would shart themselves again

>notoriously underfunded despite gigantic arms exports
Proofs?

>die for amerimutts and their interests
German hardly get sent on internation war missions, they're either UNO or NATO anyway.

>led by a woman who bought her way into the position
She's leaving anyway next term, your point?

Why are they still using this trash rifle FAMAS? Wasn't that pile of trash replaced by the superior HK 416F?

famas was op in black ops tho

The bad guys in goldeneye were polish??

We are not doing this thread, are we?

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Galil with silencer all the way

I know what makes them sad

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>German army picture 004
does that work?
Stop bringing your fetish into everything

better then this

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brave and powerful

Qt but your diaspora is shit

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>proofs
They don't even have enough money for new uniforms and some planes are rusty.
deutschland-kurier.org/abgetakelt-und-kaputtgespart/ gives a pretty good overview.
Oh, and Bundeswehr soldiers have been in Iraq and Afghanistan. Not many, like 10k combined or something, but that's already too much

I'd like to give them some reparations if you know what I mean

The Israelian Military is highly capable of wiping out their neighbouring Goatfucker countries. Well letting roasties in your military was kinda unnecessary 2bh

Diaspora Jews are Italians.

lol no

>19yos look like 19yos
woah

Because unlike medoids the rest of Europe isn't constantly hyperactive like americans

>Oh, and Bundeswehr soldiers have been in Iraq
No they didn't, pic related.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Multi-National_Force_–_Iraq

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>the entire country able to be mobilized
>every citizen serves to preserve the survival not only of the state but the nation as well
>repeatedly kicked the ass of all of their neighbours' combined armies
Why are you such a self-hating cuck?

I made out with an army girl and touchrd her boobies

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The VHS is sexy.

They are pretty rad

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i was joking bruh
im sure israeli youth brigade (basically millitary training camp for high school kids) girls are better then s o y german soldiers.

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>second visible face from the left
didn't know young sylvester stallone is in the Bundeswehr

Ah, sorry for being so belligerent.

Not even close.

looks okay to me

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Why do they look so sad?

looks pretty damn close from that angle

>tfw no cutie jewess soldier gf

The fuck is this?

''''''''''NATO''''''''''

(( "( """""""""""""""""""""""N""""""""""""""""""""""" """A""" TO ) " ) )

they were and are training soldiers and fighters after the war.

Eurozonen Über Alles

What in the fuck is wrong with you?

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Scientists finally found a way to make Italians shut up.

he's autistic