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Henry VIII edition

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first for poo

litterally me in the club

does it ever make you feel bad when you realise people have put less time into the /brit/ game and become better at gimmick creation than you?

based shagger

don't know this feel at all

got really drunk last night, didnt do my assignment and spend 2 hours explaining to my friends the gist of "The Industrial Society And Its Future" and then spent 2 hours lying on the floor listening to Deathcounsciousness

state of me lads
might drop out of uni or kill myself, but something has got to give, im cracking up here

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My dad showed off his nasty side again

He barged into my room with a bank statement then asked me to read a transaction line.
500 quid had gone from his account and he wanted to know where
I read the line (it was just the name of bank, town and date), he then kept asking me what it meant and where the money went
I repeatedly told him I didn't know

He got angry and slammed his palms onto the bed where I was sitting and stormed out of the room

He then confronted my mother, it's a joint bank account, she took the money and now he's going to shut the account

They're both still arguing, I think he's telling her to leave

fucking hell
the quality of some of the porn these days
look at the newsest video by mini diva on pornhub
unreal

What's the gist of it?

Hand over your sperm and no one gets hurt

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SARGON OF AKKAD ABSOLUTELY DESTROYS UKIP LOCAL ELECTION RESULTS WITH FACTS AND LOGIC

just the 3 wanks this morning

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CARS BAD WOODS GOOD

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blog on you uninteresting cunt

oh fuck off will you

I'm the Adel Taarabt of /brit/. Bags of natural talent. Could outgimmick any /brit/poster on my day. Pop in, drop a gimmick, get 10 (You)s, fuck off for a week, come back and repeat. It's not something you can teach, it's something you're born with.

YOU. BOY. GET ME MORE WIVES BEFORE I PISS MESELF

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>He's got American coins all down his spine. (N)

young urchin boy offered to shine my gimmicks for a tuppence

kicked him down the stairs

things will just get worse
society only helps people in order to exploit them more (antidepressants allow us to work longer hours, medicine allows us to work even when we are ill, cars, internet, its all just to maximise the extraction of our labour)
society's artificial goals (money, career, image, hobbies) arent fufilling enough for most people and causes immense mental strain on us
etc

QUARTERBACK

>adel 'zidane if i could be arsed' taarabt
forgot about that dune koon

cringe

No thanks I shag

reckon we should be using more Chinese hardware and software to cut costs when improving critical infrastructure that increase the attack surface of our nation

mental how jews are behind every major problem in the world isn't it

goodbye dragon inn

want her to punch me in the face

>/brit/
>#shaggersunited

i'm jealous of anti semites desu, life must be so easy when you can blame everything on the jew bogeyman.

Oh for fuck's sake rorke keep it down, everyone's nursing their hangover from going out last night.

TOO EASY
PLAY A RECORD

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hello kike shills

Literally repulsive

Need her to pulverise my bollocks.

weew

muh sinophobia, it's already backdoored to fuck by the yanks. Fuck yank hegemony

just increased the attack surface of my arsehole

*eats hay for breakfast*
*shits in the corner of my hut*
*gets pressganged into fighting for a tyrannical lord*
*watches 16 of my 19 children die before the age of 5*
*dies of plague at the age of 35*
BUT SPARE A THOUGHT FOR THOSE POOR SOULS OF 2019, COR BLIMEY LORD TOILBERG IS FORCING THEM TO BUY BIGGER TELLIES

thoughts on the recent social media ban for political commentator Paul Joseph Watson?

yeh mate every single person out there who says something you don't like is a kike, you're as bad as the sjws

pride is just a pointless psychic boundary imposed upon yourself so that your "self", a small and illusory part of your true identity, can feel good about itself and comfortably function under the stupid rules that you've internalised from your parents, friends, society, and what you've seen in the media. Break the conditioning. Who gives a fuck? The only thing its going to hurt is your stupid pride. Your nuts and your lizard brain will thank you. Pride is not an evolutionary need. Its not eat/sleep/take a shit/pride. Its eat/sleep take a shit/fuck.

alri, have some of my own

>one of those places you buy your fancy meats and cheeses (A)

/brit/ is a pro-semite general, I'll have to ask you to go back to /britpol/

can't be arsed to go to Milton Keynes today but I have to

loved him

no but everybody who defends jews is a kike shill

adelle?

Andorra

future looks hopeless

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reckon we should build more houses

Probably. Just like exploiters of any system ever. No doubt a small percentage of trannies are scammers for financial gain and a larger number scammers for sexual gain (pedos, etc)

i didn't defend jews I expressed jealousy of anti semites

our allies are improving their intelligence capabilities? what the actual fuck, i love chinks now

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Not sure why you'd post this here, that sort of thing would only work in America.

do you need me to pick you up from the Spaceport in my hovercar mate?

yep
alri number 2

>the little jamaican fella's asking to sweep up some leaves (D)

>our allies
ah yes, the americans have your best interests at heart

reckon we should build them out of the cheapest materials using the cheapest labour so that they fall down after 20 years

At the gymnasium but can't be fucked lool

shotgun not

Look, all I'm saying is if we have a houses crises we should import less people into the country.

Dreadrake

works for the jappo knees

don’t have a mine at the moment and likely won’t have when you pass here
such is he life of the itinerant nomad

that's racist you bigot
*sends you to a multicultural education camp*

true, the living conditions of china are comparable to that of the united state of america...

do you even think about what you're typing?

Were there a bunch of puritans practicing circumsicion in Beitain before they moved to America?

you need arresting

but if we take that off the table we should probably build more houses init

ACCABOOSTY

mental how you can get an early 1900s terraced house for less than half the price of a new barratt home and it's much bigger and much better built

lads lads lads
and everybody

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what the fuck does that have to do with anything? the context of china's developement is entirely different to that of the US. What I'm saying is don't buy yank red scare bullshit wrt huawei

did you get them from the shop at 10am

Uncle and cousin visited a relative in Birmingham a few weeks ago
Cousin is 14 yo and told me that he saw lots of niggers there and seemed to be disgusted by it

waheeey

Why do people drink beer? It doesn't even taste good and makes you fat

Avatar 5 soon

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For refererence Australia is at 53.8K
Why the fuck are brits and snowyanks so poor lmao

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>macbook
>stella
can tell you live on a council estate

where should we build more houses?
new towns or in suburbs or densify the cities?

on what land? we will each be designated a 150 square foot plot of land 500 feet in the air

smoked weed with a hungarian lad that looked like macklemore once

your thoughts?

too many wogs

shag my arse

got my bum out

>he thinks GDP is a useful measure
wew

the duality of man

sounds decent, flying houses for all

In what universe is a MacBook indicative of low-wealth?

Plus all lagers are the same you pseud gimp

perplexing posts

we need to destroy as much green land as legally possible
I won't rest until every single field in england has a barratt estate full of pakis on it

>poor cope

face > legs > tits > arse

don't @ me

at the very least use median, jesus christ dealing with brainlets is tiring

because it's an old macbook so he probably got it for 200 down the pub and he's a low IQ normoid so he automatically thinks that apple = good

ah yes, love when the boomers who live in housing built on greenfield sites say we cant build housing on greenfield sites because muh nature