/brit/
first for American """knights""""
The revolutionary vanguard
>no Ethiopia in the LARP of the century
lmaoing at this white fragility
stop pretending to be Ethiopian to have some sort of brotherhood with based Jeffrey
wratching a vrideo
don't recall asking
>labour voters
is that a chicken on the Russians back
bit worried about the strength of this russian side
maybe it's not coming home lads
muscular dorks bashing each other with antiquated weaponry is pretty based honestly and everyone who thinks otherwise is simply joyless
Absolutely no mercy from the Russians.
how's it foing lads
there's a difference between historical reenactment and LARPing mate
you are conditioned to call anything that deviates from the norm larping
*nasally nerd voice*
"there's a difference between historical reenactment and LARPing mate"
I read The Economist weekly so it's safe to say i'm smarter than you all
what role are they supposedly playing in this live action role play?
seems more equivalent of Karate fighters bashing each other with bow staffs and nunchaku than the uni quidditch club
Zerg rush won't work against Britain, it relies on grabbing opponents by surprise and pulling them into your line so they go down and create gaps. Britain has a much more solid double defensive line where the rear hold onto the front to prevent this.
Like waves against the white cliffs of Dover, as they say
the world NEEDS another economist reader
Why don't they just get on with it then
bbc sport really pushing the womens football meme
If you're watching the knights thing instead of the football, you are a stone cold virgin freak and you need your /brit/posting license revoking ASAP
the white man's tactics will win against the slavic brutality
And hockey/netball
NEED to see the Norf FC belly bounce webm.
That's whats gonna happen when 30 russian lads come steaming into you.
oh shit now there's dragons
and someone was saying this wasn't cool
oh shut up
Who was in the wrong here?
you know you didn't have the put the quotes right?
Mental how everyone dies isn't it
business idea: footballers vs knights
>be hungry
>eat a thing
>be thirsty
>drink a thing
is there a name for this disease?
nah, you'll be repelled and forced back. Death by tripping over your own corpses
did the woman kick the ball?
did the man kick the ball?
LARPing as my gf's bull as we speak
will it be ludokino?
youtube.com
both because they're both gays
downloadin a poo
Is Japan allowed to enter a team of ninjas?
did the man swing the poleaxe etc
fornicate, pronto
They did you just never saw them haha
game:
go to bbc news and bring back something pozzed
might give a prize to the winner
>sperms
might clip my so-called toenails
Not Russian, but gonna support them.
UK knights on the right. Simple as.
it really do be like that
leftypol raid currently ongoing
estimated forces: 2-3 spotty virgins abslutely fuming at the thought of men brutally fighting in a semi nationalistic and traditional context
*flips through the latest copy of the Straits Times*
hrmm, yes quite extraordinary
Ukranians fucking savaging the poles
smell of last night's tinder date still on my fingers
want a whiff?
looks fun ngl
doubt it mate they're busy playing with their knights and horsies
the zoot
FT Bournemouth 1-0 Spurs
Rorkeypol raid ongoing
estimated forces : 5-6 spotty virgin rorkes LARPing battle against an imaginary opponent known as "leftypol"
why are East Slavs so powerful?
why didnt real knights just pad themselves so heavily that they couldn't feel any blows
Found this in rorke's bedroom at his parent's house, it all makes sense now
would be easy to just push them to the ground then
>international armoured combat tournament that happens once a year
>overpaid celebrites chasing a ball up and down a field like they do every week
hmm yeah that's a tough one
better ask deano what to do
this frenchy really believes he's one of the lads innit
*visibly grimaces as you offer it to me*
no thanks mate I’m full
*turn away and take a swig of fanta*
@all
have sex
how can rorke raid his own home?
kant deserves it tbf
They did but in a real battle the enemy would be using weapons that could pierce armour or would be trying to get in between the gaps of the armour.
what are you going to wank to today lads?
pleased to inform you that celtic have won the scottish professional football league
think he does indeed. quite pathetic if you ask me
*dies a virgin*
>150 vs 150 tomorrow
in awe
dont care
miss taking psychedelics on a weekly basis
dont miss the person i was back then
she cute and i want a baby though lad
superb work user
the anglo fears the Gael
how does that work? just free for all?
@105126721
fuck off mark
Leftypol on the floor about to break into tears after his third failed attempt at opening his vegan milkshake bottle
theres no purpose for these units anymore
we need to scrap all this modern technology and go back to having near constant warfare with medieval weapons
thoughts on shamrock rovers?
Basically.
if the aim is to get them on the floor, why don't they just wipe their legs out
Based Brenny leaving to manage Leicester
The local had to shutdown after me and the leftylads went rorke bashing and put them all in hospital one night, we're pretty famous around here
I'm a Pats man
Those halberds shouldn't be allowed desu
Going for the legs leaves you incredibly vulnerable from the sides and above. It's suicide tactic and at that point you might as well spear tackle them and take them down with you
rorke fuming at the couple nuzzling each other in front of him on the train
You can swipe them but you can't hit their legs with your weapon
Not sure what determines who gets what
Maybe only a few get the big sticks
would you jump or burn to death?