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the beta male FEARS the vIPER, its low, raspy, dulcet engine noise SCREAMING with testOSTERONe laden fury as it BARRELS down the road. To hate the vIPER is to hate the Y chromosome itself, the RAW pursuit of PASSION, IDEALISM and the AMERICAn DREaM of liberty and the freedom to burn RUBBER on your ex-wife's LAWN. The vIPER has a MANUAL transmission, the sworn ENEMY of baitPOSTERS and those who SETTLED FOR LESS. the VIRILE heat of the exhaust radiates into your leg, like holding your HAND up to a MARE IN HEAT. The rear wang, wider than the fattest WALMART patron, at 1776 cm LONG, barely holds down the MANIACAL FURY of the vipers FAT CURVACIOUS ASS. JDM fanboys and ""'''''euroshit""""""" drivers FEAR the vIPER, as it challenges their notions of ACTIVE AERO, power to DisplACEMEnT, and """""reliability"""""".. The REAR tires of the viper, FAT AND STICKY, hold the SnakE on tarmac stronger than any inferior SHITHEAP aerodynamic system from, uh, FAILRARRI and LAMBORPEEPEE. these italian SCAM ARTISTS sell inferior cars at 3x the price, as these PASTA-SLURPING yotta males have their HEADS SO FAR UP THEIR ASS THEY COULD hear the OCEAN. The vIPER was the CLEANSING fire of the automotive world, the DREAM of Young PUBESCENT MEN, and the LAST EXPRESSION OF PURE PETROL-FUELED MECHANICAL GLORY THAT LEFT TIRE MARKS IN ALL OUR HEARTS

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fucking based

Viper is a nice car

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Does the Iraqi have EF? I like him.

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nah and im pretty sure he is from nebraska

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O

what makes you so sure retard

/oldsmobile/

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that tbird you posted was from NE

vipers are ugly and stupid

dumb Indonesian

Tbird?

Thunderbird

fellas, why do we still use Jewtube?

Where did i post it

Yesterday
It was your example of a cheap car

Oh, im actually in "classic car for sale" group just to see the kind of shit they sell there

you posted a 79 ford thunderbird for 3k from nebraska

Uh huh

make your announcement please

Vipers sound like shit though. It's like someone went into the engine design department and said "guys I don't wanna know why you're so hell bent on making a V10, but at least make it sound like a V8, otherwise it'll scare away the boomers".

Based BOP compacts. The fucking engineering wit that went into the platform and especially the Pontiac Tempest makes it some of the most interesting mass production cars ever.

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God fucking damnit

the Viper V10 is an extension of the smallblock mopar architecture that's been in place since stuff like the 273 in '64. It's a crossplane truck motor, and for people who like the burble and growl of a crossplane crank, the Viper sounds better than other V10s. I personay favour it over other modern V10s like the Audi R,8, especially when landspeed or drag racers slap on a bolt-on turbo kit, the whistle with the screaming of it is orgasmic
based and redpilled, the Tempest is incredibly underrated. It gave rise to the GTO, which was a trim level for the 64 tempest, and overshadowed it, for better or worse

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They returned to the boring old formula for 64 though, immediately not worth paying attention to anymore.

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why does this world have 7 billion but it feels like there is only like 30,000 other people out there

ahem..... fuck flaglets and hang homophiles

thank you and have a nice day

Is there a way to make sex with a Jewess and have the resultant offspring not be Jewish? Is there also a way to ensure that a daughters boob genetics come from the mother?
Thank you for your time.

jewry comes from the mother so no

why do you want to have big tits on your daughter? are you thinking in a southern accent?

what happens if I baptise them real quick-like once they come out of her vajewna?

are you gay or something?

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remember when Who Let the Dogs Out was popular

bitch lasagna

noi dont. t. zoomer

look at them white wall tires.
Would-drive/10

>lasagna
I'm going to make that later

>autistic general is full of autistic viper cucks

get glassed you fucking faggots

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Here comes the first beta male

@105139587

fucking cringe

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i can smell you from across the Atlantic and the Mediterranean, the smell of estrogen

nice beetle dork

i could beat both with my civic that has a few simple mods

someone please tell this depleted uranium-ridden autists to stop replying to my posts

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he got to die in his viper while you will end in fucking Mexico kek

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>Iraq

you can't even afford food there

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t. favela ape

bet the m*xican cant even step into my truck without a ladder kek

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I have a truck and I am 198cm tall :)

try again you fucking autist

>spics jacking off to their hopes and dreams that will never come true
truly pathetic, when will manlets learn

my hometowns oil field is richer than Mexico lol

>finland

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@105140469
cope harder

@105140474
you donot receive any money from said oil fields, stop larping

go jerk off to your riced beetle on /lgbt/ you beaner

autistic poster should be banned

@105140583
@105140567

seething

Estro is so high that he is afraid to reply like a real man

I believe he is a US marine on tour.

Anyway MOPAR or NO CAR.

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im literally not

nothing wrong with respecting personal space

FUCK SUMMER AND FUCK THE SUN

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iraq? lol shouldnt you be mourning all those Iraqis the kikes slaughtered to bring you "democracy" instead of cars? or was cars part of the bargain? MAOLF

im from the kurdistan part lol

oh okay lol nm


to your health

dont tell the turk that

I saw my first american-style french landwhale today. Saw many obese ppl before but never reached the level of fat it did in the gulf or america. Also saw a tab hunter-like frenchman, he looked very peculiar if you get me.
This thread is his worst fear, right? Not even my fault, I don't do proxies/vpn btw :P (hehe)

wheres my nigga hérault

did you get her number?

have sex
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wew

summoning

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>Hey, I was looking at your ad for that 1975 Ford F150, I was wondering when I could come take a look at it.

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our Mississippi soldier boy is up to his shenanigans again

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>surfing the tv channels
>ESPN is airing "College Women's Beach Volleyball"
>tune to that channel
>its actually softball

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>Virginia
thedrive.com/news/27757/ford-vs-chevy-argument-leads-to-actual-shooting

I bet you buy SI swimsuit edition too, you fucking geezer

baited

heard the new SI has a burkini. whats the fuckin point of that?

>Melbourne FL
need an executive summary lads

seething

looks like a huge outdoors shopping mall with burbs based on google maps..

S P A C E

youtube.com/watch?v=QjgVdyppyPA
x

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wish I could take a wrecking ball to all of those desu

yuck a flaglet

i would guess more free advertising
i dont think those guys care about libtard shit

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dumb europhile

Think I finally made it buds

6 scoops?

>still posting on 4channel.com
x doubt

>basic taste is Europhilia
yikes!

cool how much LINK do you have

there is literally nothing wrong with a well-designed outdoor shopping mall

news.ycombinator.com/item?id=19826903
heres a fix to the firefox, one click

finally got fucked in the ass?

well know virus do NOT click