How would your family react if you brought a Colombian girl home?

i have bad social anxiety tho.....

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I once brought one home, they didn't bat an eye other than telling her that I was a terrible dancer
who's that? lmao

I am an ugly non white manlet

Maybe in America.

she's a turk

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I'd have a very awkward discussion with my dad. Because he "met" her on Chaturbate before I did.

They would be glad that I got a gf

she is colombian m8, just reverse search it. I know, there's something about people from here that I recognize instantly, maybe it's something in the eyes, the background and the eyebrows. She's not my type btw

>How would your family react if you brought a Colombian girl home?
they would think she is a goldigger

so what? ugly girls also exist you know? besides i have seen many pretty girls with ugly as fuck guys, and no they werent rich.
you guys can do it, dont lose hope..

They would say that I should get a Beautiful Asian girls instead.....I think they would

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There was a Spaniard poster who had a colombian gf and she actually maintained him. Also if you are posting here, chances are you don't have any income lol, so what gold is she gonna dig?

No idea, they might call me a spic lover and kick me out of the house.

Yeah, something about the eyes or the nose just strikes colombian

implying spaniards have money..

hahahahahahahahahaha..

>ugly girls
I think I'll off myself down the road

Why the fuck would I want an ugly gf? Why the fuck would someone want an ugly bf?

If ugly people didn't marry each other, our species as a whole would have gotten extinct a long time ago. They just don't have any other choice.

ask for her to bring cigars

that's the stereotype in Spain on girls from your country

>being this shallow

well fuck you guys, some funny looking girls have nice bodies.
i guess you prefer to die alone then

SWEDEN
YES

My mom would disapprove as she doesn't want to see me date any non-European girls, especially south-American women. My dad would see her as any other girlfriend.

5/10 shit taste

>Dad is always the cool parent.

that happens in every country it seems

>She's not my type btw
>5/10 shit taste
I suffer in Columbia.

>girls are as horny and love sex as much as guys do.
Maybe in your promiscuous favela cunt

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>You got a gf ? YOU ?

>t.virgin

cope

>dad
If the girl is pretty then it's all good.
>mother
Just look how beautiful your sisters kids are!
Let's just hope they have your eyes and hair or else...grand kids looking like southern gypsies.
>sister
So you hate Latvian girls that much?

>why yes i prefer to blissfully believe my virgin fantasies than face the harsh truth how could you tell?

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have sex

wit u

>why yes, I prefer to believe my incel excuses than face the harsh truth, how did you know?

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I would eat a dirty Colombian ass in heartbeat. They make the best cam models and do everything on cam.. eeeeverything. Brown chicks in general also have nice feminine feet which is a plus aswell.

what is the x-axis suppose to measure?

The far more interesting question is how my family would react if I brought A girl home.

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What color are you ? you want to colombiaed white women ?

They want their sons to get laid and enjoying their manhood. Bless them

horny for chad

Why do most Latinas have black shark eyes? I think even negroids have lighter eyes.

>noooo why did you bring a foreign girl home
>why couldnt you be together with a local girl
>she doesnt speak the language

>How would your family react if you brought a Colombian girl home?

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Latin Americans are primarily descended of three populations:
1) Spaniards (overwhelmingly dark eyed)
2) Native Americans (pretty much fully dark eyed)
3) Sub-Saharan Africans (100% dark eyed)

My mom would be happy with any race so it doesn't matter
I do love me some Colombians though but i think they'd be surprised she wasn't Brazilian becuase i gass up those women all the time and took trips to Rio
(I'm Black)

my mom would be overjoyed bc she's basically a mexiboo

what do you mean, they woudn't notice? all spics look the same and speak with that kind of rapid, mumbled dialect

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Why you temp me with this photoshop .
Do you have original of this.
The girl has ''girl next door'' quality.
Intrigued and hard !!!!!

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thank you my Canuck friend

actually that girl is peruvian

yeah better than nothing

idontbelieveyou.jpg

that's a wh*te

You're welcome, buddy.

I'm a socially awkward manlet. The only thing I have going for me is an above average sized dick, but I can never make it that far.

show us your dick

>combien tu la payes?
>elle a besoin d'un visa?

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why are you implitying that they would react in a different way? only shitskins do this

cali = caleña
thats mean pHD in be a whore and golddiger

Based

I'm an average looking social retard. Probably not going to happen.

They would be surprised that I actually brought a girl home.

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They'd be slightly surprised that she's not mexican

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She could pass as salvadoran, mexican, whatever.

peruvians don't look like that. They tend to have slanted eyes, no eyebags, not as thick eyebrows, finer lips and higher cheekbones. If you said Dominican or Puerto rican I could believe it

Mongoloids(both natives and east asians) have black eyes

I am depressed and afraid of being vulnerable

so do blacks (girl in op is at least part black). The other user is probably thinking about mulatos and quadroons who can have green or light brown eyes

She doesn't look Caribbean

yes she does, she just isn't a landwhale like the woman people associate with caribbeans

Caribbeans have taller foreheads, flatter nasal bridges, and curlier hair. Also flatter/smaller chins. Mestizos usually have pointy chins for some reason.

Are all you non-whites this insecure about your race lmao who cares

she could pass as Costeña (coastal) here, even though she is from cali, maybe not enough to give her the typical black nose and hair you describe, but still. She clearly has black blood, however I don't say she looks caribbean because of this as a good proportion of caribbeans do not have black blood, at least here, but also true in the islands, maybe to a lesser extent. I say it because of other stuff that I as a local associate with the caribbean and you probably wouldn't understand. Anyways, generalizing is bad folks

She most certainly does.

Die chicano scum

>some funny looking girls have nice bodies
I only care about a girl's face

youtube.com/watch?v=4BWW2ZHafhU

based dad

How do I put myself out there?

Most Cubans have pretty high-rooted noses and angular features.

Age, I think

My Mom would say, impregnate her at once!