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High self-confidence edition

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I live in Coventry

Is it normal to just be able to wipe your arse any time even if you haven’t just pooed and get poo on the toilet roll?

:3c

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check nicht warum engländer so dicke welle schieben müssen

frnazacken und wir sind beste auf welt schwör aber engländer müssen ein auf "ne dicka ich mach diese" machen

check ich nicht

ehrlich

chilll einfach mit uns was das ding digga

D,F,UK könnte mies böse schellen verteilen bruder isso

aber ihr müsst ein auf angepisst machen check ich nicht

check ich ehrlich nicht

I don't.

>that one american who always posts in /brit/

Everybody, stop! Bring it back!

Now do the Bantu jive!

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Can't believe 6ix9ine, the artist of our generation was arrested by the evil and corrupt feds

Fucking pieces of shit

haha, das rite dis so truuuuu

>one

is that the town with the...huh... things?

Ditto bro... atleast he brought R-Kelly down with him

post in the actual thread please, not the spamming spic one

What city is that?

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my condolences
yeah

fuck i wish we could go back in time 200 years ago and show people this headline. i'd tell them that everyone in the future is like this

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Fuck off you indolent swine

cool

Free Melly

who are these creatures
what a load of fucking nonsense

it's not a suburb that's for sure

No. That just means you didn't wipe it properly the first time.

yea

mboko doesn't exist

Don’t know how to wipe my arse properly

Can you show me

Heh heh heh...

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ballymena

Lads, Jow Forums that gif of the bald bearded light skin black guy laughing, and then his face turns serious as the camera zooms in on him ?

Real nazism has never been tried

"Hey Sh4rMaINE did you hear that 6ix9ine is going to testify againd Tr3ywey later this afternoon?"

Oh yeah? Then explain these moves
*does the bantu shuffle*

*licks it clean*

Free him, free Tay K, free R Kelly, free MELLY!

Free my brothers!

dios mio...

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Are the Queen's Guards randomly picked from the army or are they volunteers?

ey yo anonymous was my slave name i am now called 4n0nyms

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Currently watching : Love Live Sunshine : The Movie

Currently ingesting : Tesco's finest spicy meat pizza

Currently imbibing : Hobgoblin ale

Nottingham and York: Soul
Leeds and Derby: Soulless

Pffffthahahha

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They recruit from NHS mental health facilities

describe it in further detail

>post ends in 6ix and 9ine

suck my dick niggas

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Sosa baby, you know I'm rockin baby
GBE, O'block
Bang bang
Nigga Im three hunna bang

I'm cooling wit my youngins

And what we smoke one hunna

But nigga I'm three hunna

Click clack, pow, now he running

Don't be fucking with my youngins

Them niggas be drumming

They take your ass down, shit, we need them bricks or something

Keep this shit one hunna

I pull up in that Audi

You pull up in that Honda

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Nhs?

Yeah sex is cool and all but I'd rather shitpo- er, share my "mug" on the interwebs

what a kino way to enjoy a saturday

wish i had 2 gfs so i could enjoy my saturday afternoon making memes such as this before the inevitable 3-way

Will someone take this fool outside.

Stumbled upon this receipt in the jeans I was wearing last night lads

This is how a rich nigga ball...

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Bitch I'm cooler than a cooler

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Now THIS is drill

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Leeds is nice
Nottingham is grim

85 Jager bombs Jeremy?

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Best drill tune ever tbqhhhh
(You have to watch the whole thing btw)

youtu.be/bA4xvmH3WSQ

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Cus I been drink and I been smoking and flying down 275 but I’m hoping

Sorry... a nigga just had to lay down some bars real quick

>travel to the year 1850
>show the king of england at the time this photo and tell him thats the average westerner in the year 2019 and that his name is 6ix 9ine

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IM COOLING WIT MY YOUNG NIGGAS

A LOT OF KUSH A LOT OF GUNS NIGGA

YOU SEE YOU US BETTER RUN NIGGA

BULLETS HOT LIKE THE SUN NIGGA

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They're all expendable desu

rapper name: montana nigger 8chain

*mumbles through his gold grillz*


yugggggghhhhhhhh

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Hooter of a post mate

there hasn't been a king of england since 1702

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the gf

I think he wears a pink shirt
He's slick bald
Saw it ages ago

Favorite rapper of 2018, /brit/?

jew yank still seething

why is england such a shithole
bare other countries have shit weather and are nice so that can't be it

Imagine being His Majesty King George VI, by the Grace of God, of Great Britain, Ireland and the British Dominions beyond the Seas King, Defender of the Faith, Emperor of India and dropping all those bombs on Germany and killing all those Nazis

Erection achieved

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this bangs hard

>make him listen to KEKE
>he makes it the new national anthem

Autism.

The people

>2019
>STILL having royalty
Baffling tbqh

I am the king of england

Your President is a talking Dorito.

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summer banger

You’re implying they were any better

Sometimes I drape a blanket over my shoulders and pretend I'm King.

Rolling through the Reich
Slow, gassing the kikes
Yo, Lebensraum for whites
Put kebabs on spikes
Fresh up out the beerhall
Jumped through the top
Time to take out the trash
Make the crime rates drop
Moving up the ranks
Give a Jew long shanks
For an all-white nation
Free of hook nose banks
I go rawwwrrr like a Stuka flieger
I'm from Austria, home of the original leader
They fucking with my race
Digging mass graves
Empty out the MG
Shoot em in the face
Living life fash, Iron Cross, Hugo boss suit
Standing in the Benz, do a roman salute

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Montana nigger eight-chong

nigger

what are the east midlands like?

what are the best regions of england ?

na thats the only good bit desu
most people are sound but the actual place is fucking grim in most places

I agree. But why do these countries still waste so much on royalty haha

This protein powder stuff is really expensive, how do people drink so much of it?

>Queen
>takes zero taxes, actually makes the Government money
>President
>makes taxpayers pay for his golfing trips despite being richer than said Queen
I know which I'd rather have.

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i want to get at least one outfit like this thats hood as fuck to freak people who know me out

i dress like a nerd who works in IT. mostly hoodies, jeans, maybe solid colored dress shirts.

lately ive been wanting to get at least one full on turbo nigger outfit. having your shirt match your bandana is something ive never even thought about but its interesting.

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great post
that's an absolute banger

Damn... homeboy cold

people on here really think that there weren't really fucking weird/eccentric people and criminals and bad music in the past

the best area of england is where the poster who's telling you what the best area of england is is from

>game of thrones

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how they fuck does that bird know how to tie a knot