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Adam Sandler Is Back at SNL edition

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ur braindead if you enjoy that shit

you put it on a piece of bread, sometimes with eggs. fair warning, it is absolutely disgusting

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After finishing The Witcher 3 I have been craving RPGs. Any recommendations?

superhero movies are boring

i take it you already played the elder scrolls games?

>iykyk
Fuck people who post this shit to Instagram, just send your shitty inside jokes to your friends

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Only Skyrim

I like this
Gonna try and listen to and respond to all of the music posted here for now on

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hello zoomer

Hi. I loved Skyrim, should I spend money on Oblivion and Morrowind?

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6.5/10 it's alright, I've certainly never heard anything like this before

think i might just walk around campus and ask women i do not know if they want to be my gf

I really enjoyed Oblivion when it came out, although I can’t vouch for whether it has/hasn’t aged well. May I recommend getting a hobby that isn’t video games haha

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>t. chad

I already travel and hike frequently don't worry, video games just occupy the rest of my free time not already spent with friends

8/10 good song, I've heard it many times before though, great album as well

Will report back when I work up the nerve to try it LOL

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I'm fucking BORED

Have a nice life :)

hehe le niggur

you could also try it on some crispbread

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Does anyone know, how often
C:\Users\qqqqqqqqq\AppData\Local\Temp\
windows flush this folder? These are the temporary files. I afraid that the windows clean it up every restart, but I almost never reboot the system (I use sleep mode).

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1/10, unlistenable

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If you liked Skyrim, you'll like Oblivion. They're pretty similar. Morrowind it's own thing entirely. It's very good though. Objectively I'd say it's the best of the three most recent Elder Scrolls games and one of the best RPG's of all time.

ded

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T H I C C

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although i feel pretty shitty physically, this is the first good day ive had since I got back from south carolina a few weeks ago

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you think THATS thicc?

look up anthony recker

Why does everytime AMC airs the Dirty Harry series they always show them out of order?

what mexicans post here besides ale

cat tumblr mexican use to but i think he died

me

Bought a quarter of weed but the dumb fuck gave me half
I paid with counterfeit money too haha

Caraposter (or an imitator) has shown himself in here recently
Any other regulars are anonymous unless they have redditflags or something

how do girls manage to talk so fast. it's like being hit with a barrage of words.

sour grapes mexican who tells everyone to kill themselves

You guys remember the original Latina spammer? I wonder what happened to him
He said he got a Cuban gf and stopped posting

hes the schizo poster

No filter.

more advanced brain synapses

F

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No that’s you
That guy used to spend hours every day making threads
Then he said he got a Cuban gf and stopped

Seltzer water makes me burp

Girls have an underdeveloped superego to regulate their lower consciousness, so talking to them is more like a direct neural link

Imagine the smell...

I have a friend who wouldn’t stop letting out these really nasty burps all the time when we were hanging out. It’d stink up the whole room. I had to ask him to stop, and he did. Thank u bud

Found one of those elusive Mexican-Canadians

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no u

Why are we always fighting over who’s the schizoposter? Everyone who posts in /cum/ is a schizo, simple as

I want to kiss her

>nose ring

SOILED

Message her "Hola chiquita, quiere verga, mi hermosita?", works every time

bitch niggas

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Feel good about working for the first time in almost 2 years. made like $37 in a little under 3.5 hours. gonna finish up my workout and not get blackout drunk. I hope I can really turn my life around :)

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Canada tends to have that effect on women haha

thanks bud

She looks like my ex
I miss her.......

no surprise here

>Hi dear will you open up your bobs

there is literally only one person who cares about snl in here

yeah, he's got a real shit sense of humor desu kek

When you need a pipe to fit a 12mm socket but Home Depot only sells 1/2 inch

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>match with an 8/10 thottie
>she messages me right away
Extremely SUS.....

ewwwww

aids

The hottest girl I’ve ever fucked messaged me first and told me she wants my dick
It was strange

just watched "Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood", frens

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She’s fat isn’t she
Neck seems fat

Ngl almost all of my Tinder lays have been a result of them messaging me first
Not proud of it, but I always autistically overthink the first message and usually end up sending nothing

shes white

She’s not. She actually has better looking pictures, but I flipped to one where it shows her bio on the bottom instead of her current school bc I’m a privacy schizo

ummm check again sweatie
>swarthy
>black eyes
>thick eyebrows
Yep, Indio detected

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>she's white

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Did you match with her

Also:
The hottest girl I’ve ever fucked messaged me first and gave me chlamydia LOL

Thank goodness I don't have sex

I swiped left LOL

I got herpes but I don’t know which girl gave me it
I think it was a Chinese girl from Toronto

c’mere BOI i’ll Give You The Gift

herpes is for life, innit?

For me, it’s fucking virgin freaks who probably don’t have STIs, leaving out condoms so they think I normally use them, and then NOT using them LOL

her skin is white therefore shes a proud member of the white race

yeh, thankful to have never crossed paths with that one

that said, as far as i know the symptoms are pretty minor, a ton of people are latent carriers, and it’s largely blown out of proportion
(i know i don’t have it due to testing though)

imagine her Brown Nipples LOL

Herpes was overblown by the pharma companies
It’s not that bad
Thankfully I don’t have oral herpes

I like this song
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last thread had 46 posters

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where is it

Just got my green card
time to put a bean seed inside a white girl's baby factory