Adam Sandler Is Back at SNL edition
/cum/ - Canada USA Mexico
ur braindead if you enjoy that shit
you put it on a piece of bread, sometimes with eggs. fair warning, it is absolutely disgusting
After finishing The Witcher 3 I have been craving RPGs. Any recommendations?
superhero movies are boring
i take it you already played the elder scrolls games?
>iykyk
Fuck people who post this shit to Instagram, just send your shitty inside jokes to your friends
Only Skyrim
I like this
Gonna try and listen to and respond to all of the music posted here for now on
hello zoomer
Hi. I loved Skyrim, should I spend money on Oblivion and Morrowind?
6.5/10 it's alright, I've certainly never heard anything like this before
think i might just walk around campus and ask women i do not know if they want to be my gf
I really enjoyed Oblivion when it came out, although I can’t vouch for whether it has/hasn’t aged well. May I recommend getting a hobby that isn’t video games haha
>t. chad
I already travel and hike frequently don't worry, video games just occupy the rest of my free time not already spent with friends
8/10 good song, I've heard it many times before though, great album as well
Will report back when I work up the nerve to try it LOL
I'm fucking BORED
Have a nice life :)
hehe le niggur
you could also try it on some crispbread
Does anyone know, how often
C:\Users\qqqqqqqqq\AppData\Local\Temp\
windows flush this folder? These are the temporary files. I afraid that the windows clean it up every restart, but I almost never reboot the system (I use sleep mode).
1/10, unlistenable
If you liked Skyrim, you'll like Oblivion. They're pretty similar. Morrowind it's own thing entirely. It's very good though. Objectively I'd say it's the best of the three most recent Elder Scrolls games and one of the best RPG's of all time.
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T H I C C
although i feel pretty shitty physically, this is the first good day ive had since I got back from south carolina a few weeks ago
you think THATS thicc?
look up anthony recker
Why does everytime AMC airs the Dirty Harry series they always show them out of order?
what mexicans post here besides ale
cat tumblr mexican use to but i think he died
me
Bought a quarter of weed but the dumb fuck gave me half
I paid with counterfeit money too haha
Caraposter (or an imitator) has shown himself in here recently
Any other regulars are anonymous unless they have redditflags or something
how do girls manage to talk so fast. it's like being hit with a barrage of words.
sour grapes mexican who tells everyone to kill themselves
You guys remember the original Latina spammer? I wonder what happened to him
He said he got a Cuban gf and stopped posting
hes the schizo poster
No filter.
more advanced brain synapses
F
No that’s you
That guy used to spend hours every day making threads
Then he said he got a Cuban gf and stopped
Seltzer water makes me burp
Girls have an underdeveloped superego to regulate their lower consciousness, so talking to them is more like a direct neural link
Imagine the smell...
I have a friend who wouldn’t stop letting out these really nasty burps all the time when we were hanging out. It’d stink up the whole room. I had to ask him to stop, and he did. Thank u bud
Found one of those elusive Mexican-Canadians
no u
Why are we always fighting over who’s the schizoposter? Everyone who posts in /cum/ is a schizo, simple as
I want to kiss her
>nose ring
SOILED
Message her "Hola chiquita, quiere verga, mi hermosita?", works every time
bitch niggas
Feel good about working for the first time in almost 2 years. made like $37 in a little under 3.5 hours. gonna finish up my workout and not get blackout drunk. I hope I can really turn my life around :)
Canada tends to have that effect on women haha
thanks bud
She looks like my ex
I miss her.......
no surprise here
>Hi dear will you open up your bobs
there is literally only one person who cares about snl in here
yeah, he's got a real shit sense of humor desu kek
When you need a pipe to fit a 12mm socket but Home Depot only sells 1/2 inch
>match with an 8/10 thottie
>she messages me right away
Extremely SUS.....
ewwwww
aids
The hottest girl I’ve ever fucked messaged me first and told me she wants my dick
It was strange
just watched "Leprechaun: Back 2 tha Hood", frens
She’s fat isn’t she
Neck seems fat
Ngl almost all of my Tinder lays have been a result of them messaging me first
Not proud of it, but I always autistically overthink the first message and usually end up sending nothing
shes white
She’s not. She actually has better looking pictures, but I flipped to one where it shows her bio on the bottom instead of her current school bc I’m a privacy schizo
ummm check again sweatie
>swarthy
>black eyes
>thick eyebrows
Yep, Indio detected
>she's white
Did you match with her
Also:
The hottest girl I’ve ever fucked messaged me first and gave me chlamydia LOL
Thank goodness I don't have sex
I swiped left LOL
I got herpes but I don’t know which girl gave me it
I think it was a Chinese girl from Toronto
c’mere BOI i’ll Give You The Gift
herpes is for life, innit?
For me, it’s fucking virgin freaks who probably don’t have STIs, leaving out condoms so they think I normally use them, and then NOT using them LOL
her skin is white therefore shes a proud member of the white race
yeh, thankful to have never crossed paths with that one
that said, as far as i know the symptoms are pretty minor, a ton of people are latent carriers, and it’s largely blown out of proportion
(i know i don’t have it due to testing though)
imagine her Brown Nipples LOL
Herpes was overblown by the pharma companies
It’s not that bad
Thankfully I don’t have oral herpes
I like this song
youtube.com
last thread had 46 posters
where is it
Just got my green card
time to put a bean seed inside a white girl's baby factory