When will Portugal reconquers that rebel province called "Br*zil"?

When will Portugal reconquers that rebel province called "Br*zil"?

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Soon I hope. I am already prepping my boipussy for the BIG IBERIAN COCK

Rebel province?
The first emperor of Brazil literally "brazil was a mistake"d and came back to die for Portugal. He's buried here.

The second one, aka the only other one, aka "Brazil's best" was exiled and burried here as well, until Brazil payed us to give them his corpse.

Brazil wasn't rebelious. No one wants that piece of god forsaken land and their exiled people. It's a pump and dump place. It's were Europeans laid their boatpeople, their jews, their niggers and where americans dump chemical waste. No one gives a shit about Brazil. Brazilians don't like Brazil.

>brutalgal

Brazil btfoed

Stop lying, Duarte. João VI wanted to stay in Brazil and only returned after the liberals chimped out.

>Brazil wasn't rebelious

Is that an excuse for your nation's two year-long performance in the War of Independence? Spain at least resisted for over two decades.

SSS SMOKIN' SEXY STYLE!!

He's not talking about Joao VI he's talking about Pedro IV and your Pedro II

War of independence? Nigger, you had to pay us tones of gold and silver for your independence. All you had was to fight some Portuguese loyalist insurgents with no support from the Portuguese state. Nigger shup up and read some books. Why did this meme of Brazilian "war for independence" even came up? Are you so desperate to mirror americans?

I don't think they can handle us. From my experience portuguese people are small and weak. They probably don't have gyms there.

>you had to pay us tones of gold and silver for your independence
Only after your armies were utterly defeated in land and sea by Pedro I, Lecor, Lima e Silva, Cochrane and Albuquerque and you begged the Holy Alliance to defend you and none of the powers moved a finger. Besides, all the money we handed to you went straight to your colonial masters in London. You had numerical and material parity and yet you lost in just two years.

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It's not like Portugal was actually in charge. Just like today, you were a mere peripheral pawn of the British Empire expansionism.

So who is desperate to mirror whom here?

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there was no war only paying for freedom
that is how pathetic pardos countries are

Shut up mongrel

Seething pardo

Never.... we don´t want anything to do with the tribal chimps from south america... we had already to kicik their cousins from angola, it's over. Now we fight just for Portugal and Europa.

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You can keep going on with you weary memes, but he was objectively accurate.

KEK
/thread close
RIP

hail hail to you

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Yours is the worst country in Western Europe since the fall of the Two Sicilies. Wake up

Based

thank you based portuganon

>imagine what worse means, said by a brazilian

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what a fucking let down, your first "emperor" literally paid for his own country to play king, and some Brazilian illeterate thinks battling a few loyalist insurgents counts as a war against Portugal.

Now wonder he later decided that he should have his body buried in Portugal. How fast do you think the realization of what he had done hit him? How fucking depressed and unmovtivated to you have to be to literally abandon the country he bought independence for and move to the country he bought it from?

The gold and silver? all put into monstrous catholic constructs, pay for a new capital, and still littering our coffers making us the 12th country in the fucking world with higest reserves, above the UK which sits at 16th. Where is Brazil? Not top 20.

Don't be so self-deluded. You ARE Angola, dear.

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Imagine Adolf's cringe if he saw thousands of brown men throwing Roman salutes at him. Must be why the alliance with Spain was never pursued

Be honest with how poor you guys are

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Romans were brown.

always the american't sjw crying over trivial shit
kys

portugal is not even a shade of what it was in the past, fuck them all

How was that "sjw"? That was precisely the opposite.

we had thousands and thousands of moors or joos here, imagine what happened then... just pray for all europe and portugal keep sleeping

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Considering the salute was Roman, i doubt hitler had any qualms with the browness of the people saluting him.

Only after importing millions of brown Iberians and North African Numidians

The american.mutt is so dumb that we doesn´t even knows that italians and portuguese fascists went to power almost a decade before aldolf and it was adolf that copied the roman salute.

>brown men

project less tyrone.

yes we are in poverty, brazil is rich and will teach us what real poverty means
kek

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the latter half of the 20th century was so pathetic
portugal fighting all these wars to keep their memeworthy empire and getting btfo and losing land at every turn

cringe

>Imagine Adolf's cringe if he saw thousands of brown men throwing Roman salutes at him. Must be why the alliance with Spain was never pursued

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Needs more tiers, 30K is nigger tier. Average wealth is 96k right here

oh, no
some brazilian called OP a nigger again and the portuguese feminist "troller" that was trolled out of /luso/

>and getting btfo and losing land at every turn

We literally won the war abo it was a coup in Lisbon that ended with the colonial empire, and that was a good thing... because those lands were not ours. Portugal is an european nation, not a multiracial empire around the globe.

wtf we won the war dude

kek

Pedro I was forced to abdicate by circumstances beyond his control. He didn't "exchange" one country for another and did express sympathy toward a potential return to Brazil after he restored Maria to the Portuguese throne.

>The gold and silver? all put into monstrous catholic constructs, pay for a new capital, and still littering our coffers making us the 12th country in the fucking world with higest reserves

No. Your country was economically destroyed from 1808 onwards. You became a British colony, couldn't oppose the assault on your African and Asian colonies and now is a peripherical possession of the EU. You cherry pick data to relieve your misery

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*AHEM*
at least we aren't controlled by socialists replacing their own population with immigrants just so they can stay longer in power and continue getting richer, while censoring portugueses for hate speech and racism

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>We literally won the war abo
after being burned out by a bunch of tribal local militia
>By the early 1970s, the Portuguese Colonial War raged on, consuming fully 40 percent of Portugal's annual budget.[34] The Portuguese military was overstretched and there was no political solution or end in sight. While the human losses were relatively small, the war as whole had already entered its second decade.
>Portugal is an european nation, not a multiracial empire around the globe.
mad cope
portugal would have kept those lands if they could

>SITtheFUCKdownugal

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lmaaoooo if anything shouldn't Brazil be the one to conquer Poortugal? Its frickin Portugal they couldn't conquer a chicken pot pie! They are too poor, too little, and too weak! Did they even fight in WWI/WWII?

Making Brazil was probably the most relevant thing they ever did then they disappeared, having spent all their relevancy just like that.

USA median wealth is actually 60k my nignog slave friend

Portugal overall ranks the lowest among the countries of Western Europe. Even some former communist republics surpass them

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cry mooooooooooooore, socialist FAGGOTS

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>Became a british colony
You know what colony means right?You were one after all
>couldn't oppose the assault on your African and Asian colonies
We did and were sucessfull,handing then over on a silver platter because of the revolution in Portugal is not losing the wars like the usa did with vietnam
>and now is a peripherical possession of the EU
You have no idea what the EU is boy

>after being burned out by a bunch of tribal local militia

This is a joke right?
portuguese repelled and defeated all of them out of angola and mozambique... just look at the numbers of casualties it's even a joke to compare ours with them.

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haha, I don't need a Brazilian to tell me the history of neither Porugal nor Brazil.
pedro wishes for burial was in Portugal. His heart and body in two different places. In Portugal. That was his sympathy for the country he paid for. Your king, literally paid for your independence, and later moved to the country he paid it to. Think about that. Let that sink in. Put yourself in the fucking shoes of the man, and how fucking sad do you have to be.

Why are you bringing Portuguese productivity? We were talking about the gold your king paid to Portugal for the Brazilian independence.

We are the 12th in the list of all countries in the world with the highest gold reserves.
UK is 16th.
Brazil is not even top 20.
You want to talk about brazilian independence we talk about brazilian independence but you're going to end up schooled on this matter, because you're a fucking dumb negro who thinks his country his America 2.0.

I feel like thats just logic--Brazil is the most relevant Portuguese speaking country just like USA is the most relevant English speaking country.

New World = Relevant World

>usa
>relevant

Nice one pack of cherryp or fake graphs, and the pics of gypsies are also cool br nignog

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Kek,do you realize that you are a mutt anyway?Your nationality is basically "we are mutts and proud".

imagine being an european country that has to prove itself to a third world nation that became bigger than it?

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You're on an AMERICAN website right now, and on an AMERICAN invention (internet)

Sorry toots I dont make the rules buddy

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Portugal is the rebellious province tho, wouldn't mind making them the 27th state

Brazil may be poor for European standards, but we rank among the best in Sudam's economic indexes. São Paulo alone is richer than Argentina. We may be underdeveloped, but we are a regional power. What about Portugal? Have you any relevance outside the umbrella of the EU? Can you march over Madrid (without Anglo help) like Brazilians marched over Buenos Aires in 1851? Can you impose yourself on other European countries?

Your sense of self-grandeur is pretty embarassing for someone from a country who is officially an old British people retirement home with nothing but old recipies, and dirty diapers, to offer.

why do brazilians keep coming here if we are so bad they even come to our shit tier unis wtf

imagine be a thirdworld shithole riden with crime, zika, trannies, corruption, a meme country without identity, race or roots, the joke of the world, nigs and mongrels.

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Imagine living in a third world nation riddled with poverty and crimd with half of its population being AT LEAST nigger or pardo.
Imagine living on a country that inherited a territory from an empire and instead of conquering more they actually lost territory that used to be part of the previous empire(cisplatina).

Became?
Portugal had 2mil people when it first got there.
Brazil was bigger than Portugal from the begining. 4 million black slaves later and it got bigger. A couple million more european boatpeople and it got bigger. Brazil was always BIG.

@105155150
do you know how to read? pro-tip: you go to the very end of the text not stop midway.

let's laugh, boys

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Fuck me

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De costas viradas para o mundo
Orgulhosamente Sós!

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Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

>@
I know when people do this they are trying to avoid giving someone the instant gratification of seeing that (you).

But really you make it so every other (you) farmer has to ctrl+c ctrl+v like its 2008 just to see if they are the lucky ducky to get that (you) or not! You are punishing the whole damn thread. I'm not gonna stand for this, I thought the Aussie PM was supposed to ban Australians from 4channel after they shot up that mosque

Ah shit, here we go again.

silenzio scimmia

Glória antiga volta a nós

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look how cute it's like you think you're tough, while electing brown socialists to control your own fucking country
top kek, top lols, top top

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Absolutely delusional. You can only praise your country by comparing it with the underdeveloped world. Pathetic. You're like a shithead accompanying an autist to seem smart. KEK

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>leavetugal

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idk whats cringer the dude that always spam the same ww1 pics or brazilians that actually save pictures about our country

>while electing brown socialists to control

let's all pretend he won the elections.

KEK

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God damn.

fuck me that was brutal
hues BTFO

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Imagine being proud of Portugal in its current state lmao. It's a very good country to live, even compared to some other Western Euro countries. But fuck me do you have problems, and you think you will solve them with samefagging?

the cuck arrived, let's all run

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LMAO

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nah bro keep posting muh roman salute pics thats epic it wasnt like salazar ruined our country lmao

monkey intelectuals will teach us

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Why do Iberians act like Niggers are stroke each others dick after a perceived burn?

now he is literally spamming replies to his own post
man, how a post can destroy so much of an edgy portuguese "nazi" (secretly socialist) faggot

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salty portuga is salty

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>the immigrant on pain

My biggest question is why haven't you changed your IP geolocation yet.

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behind this post...

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he is replying to his own post to avoid

>call us monkeys
controlled by one, a socialist one

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Lol idiota, vai fazer alguma coisa da vida se queres mudar as coisas em vez de tares num chan dedicado a shitposting e as postares as mesmas imagens. Achas que alguém quer saber? Puta de burro, deus me ajude.