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give me some time and I'll come back to post

Kys for bumping this off topic thread, maggot

this general is old but it just doesn't usually have posters. It's been dead for a while but I'm glad it's back. I don't want to post on /m*na/.

kys

no. you

How many of you had sex outside of marriage? is it worth it? what about having a gf?

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so is it better to pray tarawih at home or at the mosque? I've heard conflicting arguments.

At a mosque is better for hasanat.

>hey guys I'm a le edgy atheist
come back when you're older than 18 yo

come back when your country isn't a glorified whorehouse for muslims

>mum tasks me to cook for iftar
i'm gonna cook japanese food

No it's not
Gf is ok tho

what dishes can you cook? I basically can't cook anything that isn't canned :(

i learned western from culinary school and a few classic Malay dishes from my work

its really easy to cook, user
give it a go!

hal anta fis saudi fil haqiqa (al masrii al mithly??) o hal anta al broxy min umrika?

>tfw this time tommorrow i will have the blessings of another tarawih INSHALLAH
feelsgoodman

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What dishes are you cooking?

Sex outside marriage is haram desu
But I hope I don't end up like this guy
youtu.be/LBBrSSyp7_M

This guy's collects belly button lint. He's literally asking for people to be repulsed by him and reject him

i thought i made all the islamic posts behind the australian flag

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for first iftar, i'll be making "bubur lambuk"
>pic related
its rice porridge with potatoes, carrots, salted eggs, and beef

its not japanese, just a regional food my mum wants to have

eh, pic

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House is okay
Mosque is better

Bon appetit, saracens.

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you know what. Ramadan starts really soon and I live with my family.

the tumblerina never posts like this. He is the Egyptian one

This is 100% staged.

I love dishes that incorporate meat. This dish does look delicious desu.

what's this?

>what's this?
pig shoulders

True or Not?

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That's not a real quote

and the ball is a sweat?

mashed potato shaped into a ball

Look it up, someone faked it
I actually see people saying almost the opposite.
Arabs are shitty desu

>Sooooo excited for Ramadan. Going to make dua for all my Muslims brothers and sisters on Jow Forums.

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keep seething

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Turkey will never enter the EU. They're literally chasing an impossible dream. This is simply because of how large Turkey is.

Aleykum Selam but I though ramadan started tomorrow?

based, it is finally here, tomorrow.

it's good either way, but mosque is better.

*throws pork at you*

yes, it starts tomorrow.

pork tastes like dog shit. it makes you fat and it has micro bacterial stuff. why the fuck would anyone wants to eat it?

today's night, brainlet

>replying to seething kuffar

big mistake akhi

Taste is subjective and cooking devices exist in the first world

Too lazy to tarawih desu. It's sunnah anyway.

T literal wahhabi d*g

Why can't northern euros cook something nice then?
Its like you guys don't know what spices are and that you are too lazy to make something more complex than steamed vegetables.

>Not invited: kuffar
That would be against the spirit of Jow Forums. You wouldn't want to get banned, now would you?

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I hope you guys don't listen to music or draw, that is haram you know.

>why don't europeans cook spicy food when the middle east acted as a middle-man for 400+ centuries
I wonder why

I also wonder why Europeans discovered the Americas before Middle Easterners, Indians, and Chinese in a desperate ploy to try to cut you out of the spice trade

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that being said the original comment was rude. I did not go far enough the quote chain

pan-islamists should all be tortured and executed.

this is literally the only British dish I've seen, you seem to have good chefs but no good cuisine like the frogs and pastas

>I also wonder why Europeans discovered the Americas before Middle Easterners, Indians, and Chinese in a desperate ploy to try to cut you out of the spice trade

what a fucking retard, remember al-andalus tyrone ? well, we raped the native population and turned them into arab-berber mutt rapebabies, and after hundreds of years they finally manage to drive us out, we cuck them out of trade routes, in sheer desperation they sail west to discover other routes to india and find americas on accident, if it werent for out blood in their veins they would still be living in huts.

>what a fucking retard, remember al-andalus tyrone ? well, we raped the native population and turned them into arab-berber mutt rapebabies, and after hundreds of years they finally manage to drive us out, we cuck them out of trade routes, in sheer desperation they sail west to discover other routes to india and find americas on accident, if it werent for out blood in their veins they would still be living in huts.

Living in huts and eating poo like your people literally do in 2019 hahahahahaha

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toast_sandwich

you're on track to being a minority in your own country, I understand your asspain, loser. You deserve everything that happens to you.

t. pajeet

>planning my first umrah with my dad

Is this the most based father-child activity?

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The Chinese/muslims discovered america

taste the lead you dune coon HAHAHAAHAH

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AHHH I WANT TO DO THAT TOO.
I really need to get a well-paid job after graduating from my master's study so I can do this with my dad and mum.

Roach diaspora fuck off

>wE wuz da reel ezplorers n shieet kuffar

I envy you

yes, enjoy akhi, kinda jealous 2bh, i'm hoping to do it with my mom and dad sometime.

Mashallah user

>paying pilgrimage tax to s*udi
Ehh, no thanks. I hope one day there will be a hajj/umrah VR so we won't have to go there physically.

Zheng He lead the voyage and they mapped it out

How much money do you pay?

fucking saudi scumbags, muslims shouldn't pay a dime to go to pilgrimage, i hope their government collapses, they don't deserve to be guardians of mecca and madina.

>UK has a muslim interior minister
>UK has a muslim mayor of their capital

absolutely hilarious. I only hope it gets worse one day, for all the damage they've wrecked on the world.

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Zheng He discovered a lot but he did not discover the Americas

Leif Erikson did accidentally, then Columbus did deliberately.

InshaAllah Australia will have muslim as prime minister in the future.

not really sure about the final cost yet. But the cost will be split between my father and i.

I hope not, I live here. I don't like Islam at all, I just dislike anglos more.

Fuck off Chang. If you hate Anglos so much go back to your shitty tier 5 city back in the rice swamp.

Makes sense. I learned about Zheng He in high school when my geography teacher decided to go full sjw virtue signaling and say it was muslims most likely cause I was the only muslim in school

I hate Chinks&Poos too.

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Well then I won't oppose an abbo. Enjoy your petrol today good sir, I'll leave the thread (scout's honor)

Couldn't care less desu. It's not like my tourist money is going to mean alot while Saudi Aramco is the most profitable company in the world

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nah with everyday Turkey is more likely to join the EU. Just a while ago the process of Turkey joining the EU has progressed with a yes vote in the EU parliament. I don't know the details of that but I 100% know that Turkey got closer to it's full membership. This is why this recently has become one of the talking points of the Brexit camping.

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leddit-tier post

based

LOL

don't come back, dumb american faggot

Does it matter whether you're a Muslim or not when you are a nafroid or an arap?

we have open borders with Saudi kingdom so I've been to Mecca and Medina several times. I just want to go Jerusalem now.

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who do you love more, your mom or your dad?

you're only good for slave labour and cannon fodder.

Mom ofcourse.