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`~~~OH SHIT NIGGA HE BOUTA DO IT

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I'm gonna be the next Kanye West, lads

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>waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

what do?

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my standards must be extremely low because I definitely would

suddenly I am reminded of the video in which a vietnam veteran kills a police officer
kino of the highest order

Black Brits are worthless, they're violent and stupid like American blacks but can't make good choons.

might actually wank to asian trannies tonight

cute cat

God I wish that were me (the girls)

Where were the Aussies in the Falklands?

The Castlevania Cartoon on Netflix is surprisingly good lads. I recommend it.

>so drunk I was having a lovely chat in the previous thread despite the new
>When the dawn light glares off the screen and you cant see the boxing
>When you're craving sweets but you only have extra strong halls to eat
Think its about time for me to die :)

someone hat this fool

Teeth on the second girl from the left

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Australia probably.

migrate to /box/

Only eat boiled chicken because im not fucking about

Less Yanks there funnily enough.

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ready for ramadan lads

>british tv get americans to do the talking
Almost never hear americans on tv unless its a film what are you on about

should i?

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Ye

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Aye

Find that I encounter an oddly high number of women going to film school

Luv me cat. Sinple as.

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That fella overreacted, wtf are you thinking?

>the distance between the Asian dude and the two girls on both sides
Grimsby

is that a girl or a tranny?

Far right > Far left >>> kill the rest

what are your qualifications?

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me? mot attracted to insect women, not even the attractive ones

Why is the UK nominally poorer than ISRAEL per capita?

>An NHS nurse was told her marathon world record attempt would not count because she did not complete the London race wearing a skirt.

>Jessica Anderson, who works at the Royal London hospital, wanted to be the quickest woman to complete a marathon race dressed as a nurse. But, despite crossing the finish line in 3.08:22 last Sunday, Guinness World Records told Anderson her attempt would not count because she was wearing scrubs with trousers.
Broken Britain.

Anyone ever feel like lighting and throwing a match in your tank at the petrol station for a laugh

no but I get stared at every time I leave my car running to fill up

We dont have americans paying for our public services

Only if children are present.

don't see the appeal of asian women

not even the ones with cocks

btw i just danced for about 40 minutes straight. alone, in my bedroom, lights off, 100% sober. genuinely i am getting pretty good at it. if anyone needs dance tips lmk

what are your tips?

at the first question of the full application and i need to fork out nearly 200 quid for an english language test. shan't bother.

What do you do with your face when dancing ty

>i need to fork out nearly 200 quid for an english language test.
Hahahahahaha imagine its our fucking language

Lad, just write 'N/A - born and bred in the UK'

Sup /brit/. Anyone here is colorblind? If so what are some of the inconveniences you face on a daily basis? I'm looking to make a mobile application and your feedback is important for me. Pic not related.

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this is not nice

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Colourblind*

>btw i just danced for about 40 minutes straight. alone, in my bedroom, lights off, 100% sober. genuinely i am getting pretty good at it. if anyone needs dance tips lmk

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up there with the strangest posts ive ever seen

Petrol station scran run complete reckon its got 4 different types of hiv but it smells alright

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Jahseh was essentially a clout martyr.

Everyone is claiming this was a random robbery, but it's clear what was actually happening: his killers were driven to take his life solely for the sake of clout. They wanted infamy of their own and found it in gunning down a 20-year old.

As Jah was taking his final breath, he was surrounded by kids taking video and pictures of him. Why? For clout. No one was taking his pulse, no one was calling 911, everyone was standing around with their phones out as his body was clinging to life.

The moral lesson of Jahseh's life story should be a cautionary tale of the hor.rors of social media and how it's fucked our society beyond belief.

RIP Jah. See you in Heaven...

-Smokepurrp

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yes, I have tritanopia, so it's hard for me to tell the difference between blues, yellows, and greens.
I really don't face any inconveniences unless someone asks what color something is or whatever. I'm pretty good at guessing which one it is anyway

Someone had to say it

Hope you’re all having lovely weekends lads

I like social media

>He's here....

oh my god can you just fuck off already
ruining threads every night

Suck my dick you yank faggot

Same desu :3

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TURT REVEAL YOURSELF

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SERIOUSLY need someone to explain Lachlan and frogs to me

Oh I don't have any personal accounts. I use it for other means. It's good.

actually am having quite a nice one thank you
same to you

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What's going on here then?

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ketamine and white wine

forgot I had a functioning TV up until yesterday, now I can /brit/post on a bigger screen

Never seen an Asian bird stick a needle in her arse and start trying to be a body builder

my best general tips are 1. let loose and move your whole body, wrists, neck, whatever, everything 2. take your shoes off so you can jump around easier 3. be hydrated and break a sweat, that's when it really starts to feel good
keep your eyes closed most of the time, mouth the words if your song has vocals

here's a good one to dance to
youtube.com/watch?v=DCkJ5lGPqFs

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why?
the only time this utterly inconsequential gossip will have any relevance at all is when communicating with the ephemeral disembodied voices of /brit/'s distant, semi-deranged members
most of whom couldn't give half a toss

find it hard to care when neither fighter is british

frogs are like turtles without shel;s. when they are children they can breathe in the water. slippery

Just wanted to know what was so important the nurses weren't allowed to get it, and simultaneously fill in a lore gap. Understand not spoonfeeding anyone, though.

s.b.s. is showing 'the fifth element' all day
get in de lads

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hey what's lorde up to these days

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Jesus would have voted for Brexit

????? You okay

'cause he was a Jew

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Had a solid dab b4 this stogie. Chill

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*passes*

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Shat counties would you like to visit?
For me, USA (morbid curiosity) and Thailand (sexual curiosity)