/dixie/ — Southern US & Friends

american education

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>bragging about a few hundred dollars of crypto on Jow Forums

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me looking at my flooded motorcycle

that still makes the meal breakfast i suppose
*poops in ur sauna*

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i'm eating some eggplants

I was bragging about a 33% return, not on the total earnings
dumb seething dwarf

don't make me get the ladle
like raw eggplant at 1am
thats hardcore man

>i need that money too much to have it tied up in investments
>i'm too poor to invest in my future success
investing isn't gambling anyway

Never driven an automatic whats it like

No i put it in an oven first i'm not mentally ill

objectively better unless you're a sour grapes 15 year old who got a standard as his first car

imagine if you car didnt have a gear shift

>not raw eggplant
less interested now

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*unzips benis*
ive got an eggplant for you riiiiiiight here to munch on

but that's yellow not purple

What does the D 1 - 2 mean drive 1 drive 2?

>Most automatic transmissions also allow you to manually select one or more lower gears, such as Low (L), 1st (1) and 2nd (2). In the case of L and 1, the transmission will stay in the lowest gear and not shift on its own. That allows maximum power when you need it, such as on a steep hill, but greatly limits your speed. Some automatic transmissions will shift out of 1st once you reach a certain speed, such as 30 mph, to prevent damage to the transmission or engine, or cut power to the engine. And with others, if you select 2, the transmission starts in 2nd gear and is locked in that gear. This is useful when starting out on slippery surfaces or for engine braking when descending a steep hill.

90% of my investing is just throwing money into a moderately aggressive mutual fund
Crypto isn't real investing, it's a glorified mobile game where you guess whether charts go up or down based on hunches and which shills on Jow Forums are the most believable. Nobody involved in it knows what the fuck they're talking about and the whole thing is basically a pyramid scheme that people can NEETs can get into on the top.

seething lardass

watching one punch man. ama.

read the manga

you don't even know what we're talking about, go take a nap in your garage with the pedal to the metal you peachy niggerfaggot

holy fuck lmao

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is it good?

Yes

it gets stale quick, what made you watch that

that was too rude sorry I get angry when I'm on the shitter

who da be, woginiuh?

but that's fine and you should post like that towards conwegians and georgians?

>he thought i was cobb
stay mad fagit

I like it

there would be no South without Virginia show some fucking respect

hmmmmmmmmm.
cause its ludicrous.

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i call it the one joke man

>he doesn't appreciate a well design and well buit manual gearbox
pleb-tier

>my keyboard is beginning to die

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there's a difference between appreciating it and wanting to spend every day driving a manual

shifting gears would probably be a workout for you lmao

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buy new one, or are you a poor fag?

Can't exactly go and buy one right now

md600 is good

amazon.com/Mistel-Ergonomic-Mechanical-Keyboard-Switches/dp/B01L1JN87U?th=1

I don't really use my computer enough to justify a $165 keyboard

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amazon.com/CORSAIR-K70-Mechanical-Gaming-Keyboard/dp/B07D5HWGFP/ref=sr_1_6?keywords=cherry mx brown&qid=1557031283&s=gateway&sr=8-6
keycaps will wear on these, assuming you dont care

>red led
that might work though, thanks

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i.ylilauta.org/9e/e46b29f0.mp4
mirring my car, cobb?

post you lazy niggers

make me kike

God will smile upon America once more, if we purge the Republican Party of Reaganites, and bring the Nixonians back in.

jefferson and nixon are in heaven with baby jesus rn and you're stuck here shitposting on an abyssinian mustard gas trauma clinic forum
how does this make you feel

I don't want to hang out with a baby that sounds boring

but would you hang out with jesus

going to heaven and expecting Jesus to constantly hang out with you is unrealistic
that's like going to a restaurant and demanding the manager come sit at your table until you leave

>He doesn't hang out with the managers of restaurants

assalamu alaykum

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wake up

why do people in here not reply to each other?

because replying is dumb

wasted trips

thx but no yanks

yeah fuck yanks

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is anybody gonna post

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Is Texas part of the South or is Texas just Texas?

good morning

didnt ask

wow rude

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both

just ripped a sick fart

imagine not being awake this early on a sunday

that's going to be a major yikes from me, chief

grim

>arrive in new region
>stop horse
>say name of region out loud
>continue riding
who else here does this irl?

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Irl or like in a video game

dumb illiterate chi

what? also what?

he said irl
also i thought you were someone else

i can't wait for america to die and be reborn

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oh fuck I didnt read that part, I am complete retard

no thats probably a faggot neo-anarchocommunist teenager from california

any american who is not totally disgusted and does not with to obliterate his government is wrong