/brit/

want to emigrate
only applied for 1 job abroad though and its in a country i dont really want to go to.

its a ballache nowhere wants me. i'd either have to give up my career or stay here rotting in london.

not had a wash since thursday evening and me pits smell rank ngl

Might go out and run a half marathon out of boredom

is he really a backbencher or is he just waiting for corbyn to topple down and get back on the frontbench
can't imagine a leader willingly drifting off to obscurity

No he's really a backbencher, he just sits there looking bored and everyone forgets he exists

going to do a year of bar tending in the canary islands, pays shite and its a waste of a year but i just want to spend some time in a nice climate

Has the UK ever had a GREAT general?
France had Napoleon
Italy had Caesar
Sweden had Gustav
Russia had Suvorov
Germany had Manstein
Macedonia had Alexander
Greece had Alcibiades
Etc etc.

we don't want you.

might give up my job and volunteer in africa or something

just bored as fuck of working in an office eating ready meals and all that.

mad that the FA are trying their best to help Liverpool to win the title before VAR comes in

yeh we have /brit/

Been cutting chilies lads
Shall have to refrain from touching my willy for a while haha

Enjoyed this response

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yeah, /brit/ is a decent general

grim
david was always the chad i suppose, he wouldn't relinquish himself to the cuckbenches

don't want to go to australia. applied for a job in france (don't really want to go there)

might apply for a job in the caribbean if i can find one.

>Has the UK ever had a GREAT general?
Aye. Yer in it pal.

no why?

anyone use this "brave" browser?
any good?

stop buying ready meals and get a better job then

even madder that they still won't do it

general levy

leaving the uk is for weak defeatist scum

Cromwell

don't actually eat ready meals (was more of a metaphor for the compartmentalisation and sanitisation of life) and my job is objectively good (pays good, promotion coming soon, interesting stuff, gaining skills on it)

just find this sort of lifestyle boring.

no
dont know sorry

somalis are european apparently

twitter.com/AbdirizaqAli29/status/1124088599924957184

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no
yes

don't care mate.
its may and its 6 degrees outside despite being sunny.

need this country out of business.

>no blue tick

tweet disgarded

Marlborough
Wellington

Don't forget however, that Britain has generally been a naval power, and never really had a large standing army like some continental rivals

Napoleon is peerless as a military tactician, he just wasn't a general.

and how would being surrounded by wogs all day be any better?

its sad that this is satire, but will probably end up in an infographic and youtuber video as a fact

DUUUUDE who cares if our country is falling apart and full of violent muslims and slavs, duuude at least i can get stoooned maaaan

dunno just need to do something different for a bit.

what happens if you see a female doctor about a willy-related problem and you get a boner?

Have gay sex

>our country is falling apart
i hate that this is taken as a given. is the UK falling apart? plaese qualify that statement.

what do you mean?

desperately need a mummy gf

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she is legally obliged to suck it

retards who need weed to enjoy anything are not worth your time
I remember going hiking with some guys and the one stoner dude had to stop like every 5 minutes to "rest" and smoke then act like a child running around and saying cliche things about nature.

she is contractually obliged to put it in her mouth

Ever make an embarrassing post and run away from the thread?

what if said problem is an std?

can't wait to get pissed out of my mind again later 2bh

id be screwing if i were an egyptian mummy like you were all comfy in your pyramid with all your gold and now your in in the scunthorpe museum of history being paraded around with stone age flints and stuffed animals

doesnt matter mate its the law

was literally on the train back in one of the whitest areas of this country and i see this paki CUNT in the window

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having a look
youtube.com/watch?v=cFo6eGv6SOA

uk isn't falling apart and never will but it is shit for most people. no quality of life.

IMGRUNTS MATE

cretin

ngl she looks kinda cute from what you can see of her

don't like spicy food as it's impossible for me to not touch the willer every 20 minutes haha x

youtube.com/watch?v=bq8hqjuXwCA

aye whenever I make a typo or quote the wrong person or misunderstand their argument

vocaroo.com/i/s1O5f0xX8ajL

when did white girls start getting massive bundas?

this ladies and gentlemen, this is broken brexit britain in a nutshell

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if they build a hadron collider bigger than the large hadron collider will it be called the even larger hadron collider?

just drove to the cotswolds and back for no reason
looked quite nice

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distinctly remember this becoming a thing when I was in 6th form so around 2017

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concernedspiffyhornedviper

wouldn't surprise me
scientitians aren't great at naming things
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extremely_Large_Telescope

need the heating to come on again
love sitting against the radiator and have it heat my body up

not sure what you mean, elaborate with pics please

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Overwhelmingly_Large_Telescope

FOLC

not long after nigger culture metastasized and completely began to dominate white culture around the late 00s

>2017
fuck off zoomer, 2017 was basically yesterday

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thirty_Meter_Telescope

Have you ever got out of the shower and bent over to dry your legs and your full bare arse pressed against a red hot one

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Extraordinarily_Large_Willy
(me)

thanks for the (You)'s
left 6th form in 2009 but remember large arses becoming a thing in 2014

Why did I click it expecting to read something lol

saw a gore picture around 2013 where a white women had fallen from a building and her arse implants had busted out through her skin

Copulating a sloppy post coffee poop

Why do girls have an obsession with trying to lick your bumhole

eating a banana in the most macho hetrosexual way possible

can you lads grow a beard?

youtube.com/watch?v=thUQr7Q1vCY

My posts keep /Brit/ alive in the morning as I have a pass so can post as much as I want

ex used to try finger it, but never lick desu

don't blame her

Yeah i shave though

90% of birds I speak to have explicitly stated that they hate rimming guys

youtu.be/h-IXx4tkTF0
you'll like this

modern woman are horrific

No comes out looking like pubes