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Randy edition

Welcome to Culture Pals! Message QTs from around the world! Here autistic sperg losers can meet equally autistic thots from developing nations like Russia (whores), China (smelly) and India (pajeetas) for relationships so autistic even wouldn't bother with them.
Seriously this shit is more of a bitch than debugging pointers in C using vim with no scripts. Want to discuss argentina? Want to discuss philosophy with an overweight Brazilian who got 0 on www.freesites.gratisiqteste.com.br? Want to get dropped by turks with English so atrocious they make toddlers seem fluent? Want to be given the basic gestalt on boobs and soy by the resident mammary expert titman? Want to talk with/share qts with the Taliban?
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Not a fan of this edition and macro lads.

make new

What kind of a lowlife fucking loser uses this shit

new thread for real this time

Great way to get these threads deleted you mong

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*dabs*

Hey fren, can you tell us about this plan to restrict the interwebs there?

Randy :)

I don't know much, but I think it's just that Russian websites will only store their data in Russian servers to make the local interwebs self-contained in case of a disconnection from the rest of the world. I doubt that it will actually affect much.

What if Jow Forums doesn’t work?

I see. So it's not ideal for comrades who have secrets..
You don't sound too worried, so I guess things are fine.
Good luck with the qt hunt :)

Then I'll be butthurt.
Thank you. I really need some luck.

We're all going to make it.
I wonder who among the Spen posters kept saying that to me :')
It's been over a year ;_;

GIVE ME ALL YOUR QTS AND NOBODY WILL GET HURT
*trembles while pointing a gun at Randingo*
*drop gun*
*gun goes off and ricochets into m*cchi's dick*
Oops

new brofile:
/SmugPikachu

NIGGERS

Holy shit hit the gym Auschwitz

>there's autists on here who talk more than once a week to their qt
Losers

couldn't be arsed. Besides, I'm naturally thin because of a fast metabolism. I can eat a whole family pizza alone and not gain weight. I got it from my father

Your pic made me realize that I probably look the same and that I really need to hit the gym. Thank you.
I'm 64 kg btw

what height? I am 66kg and 180cm

I hate when motherfuckers don’t rack the weights at the gym after they use them

I'm 184cm. Christ.

>I can eat what I want and not gain weight
Incorrect, I thought the same but start tracking your calories and you'll see how little you actually do eat

This.

I thought I was eating a lot too. But when i started paying attention I realized I really don’t eat very much

Yikes

I really couldn't be arsed to keep track of everything I eat but I often eat big portions. not sure about the calories intake though

how many big meals do you eat a day?

Someone your size should be eating around 3000 calories to gain weight, I guarantee you don't take in that much
Muh genetics is the same kind of cope fatties use to say they can't lose weight

I eat 3 big meals: breakfast, lunch and dinner. And then I still have an afternoon snack and a snack after dinner before I sleep

>Someone your size should be eating around 3000 calories to gain weight
The danger with that is he is at high risk to becoming skinny fat. That happened to me. I started really surging my intake of calories but I became skinny fat. Even tho I was going to the gym, it wasn’t enough

I don't know man, even when I lived with my parents, my brother used to eat the same food I did everyday, even the same snacks and he still turned out chubby

Honestly just keep doing what you’re doing. The only thing that should change is you need to start lifting weights. You won’t probably ever get big, but if you do lift weights you’ll gain some more shape in your shoulders, chest, and arms which will make you look better

He's too lazy to

it would help his shoulders a lot. Even if he doesn’t eat additional calories, just lifting weights would shape his shoulders more

Just read about lifting and got pissed
apparently, I have to have light weights and heavy ones if I want to work on my arms.
I thought all I needed was one weight

> one weight
gotta upgrade

>I thought all I needed was one weight
Why would you think this?

well that's ideal because i want to buy just one :')

not really intending to compete, fren.
So I thought one is enough to last me forever.

If you ran the same distance every day in the same time would you expect to get better at running?

hmm never tried, fren so I wouldn't know.
but i get your point.
i just don't want to spend a lot coz
it hurts my semi-neet life

Eventually your arms will get used to it and it won’t have any effect

Can I get girls on cp if i'm only at 130lb?

Can I get girls on cp if i'm only at 130cm?

Can I get girls on cp if i'm only at 130mm (benis)

You're a big guy

How is randy so based and macchi such a cunt? They're like polar opposites

Rude

Truth hurts does it Cuntti?

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Yeah fuck m*cchi he wants me to get cucked

I mean I’m like 106 lbs and I get 50 profile views per day

if I wanted you to get cucked, I wouldn’t have warned you about this two months ago and also sent you job postings for Air Canada so you could realistically meet your qts..

Think about what you’re saying

Stop posting macchi you virgin freak

no u

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e-thots are never worth it even if you can meet them.

Even if it doesn’t work out in the long run, you can still have a pretty awesome time desu

>be machhi
>wish ill on the other pals
>virtue signal about not taking drugs
>talk about your French qt every 30 seconds
>write broken French in an attempt to impress fuck Britain poster
>be a virgin
>say the Holocaust was a good thing
>wonder why everyone hates you

Woah truly a mystery

Top Kek. Literally don’t do any of that

>Top Kek. Literally don’t do any of that

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Hey macchi, wondering if you could give me a private flight back home this Thursday?

You do realize that there is like 5 other burgers here who larp as me right? You couldn’t even go 5 threads back and find where I actually said any of those things
Where

what the fuck how
i felt like a freak at 120, I hope to get to 150 at least
how tall are you?

>You do realize that there is like 5 other burgers here who larp as me right? You couldn’t even go 5 threads back and find where I actually said any of those things

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Can i get a qt if i'm 250lbs ?

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Yeah you would know all about having an awesome time getting cucked by French thots

And Italian

>tfw get nervous and take a full day to respond to french qt
>tfw then she waits a little more than a day to respond to me as well
i think ive offended her guys but its just stressful

Didn’t get cucked by french. Also, if you think about it. The risk is similar IRL. Say things with you and the girl IRL worked out at first. But what if she decided to take a job in Toronto or Ottawa? She’d move, and become your e-girl. They are all possibilities and you never know.

Also see. There are like 2 other burgers with French qtsWhat happened?

Macchi here, my French gf broke up with me because I accidentally mentioned when I was drunk that I still masturbate to my Italian qt

Yeah, I get accused of being him sometimes when I mention my qt. Nothing really happened, just sometimes responding to her stresses me out and I take a long time responding because of it. When that happens, she always takes even longer to respond to me. I feel bad but dunnno what to do.

>write broken French in an attempt to impress fuck Britain poster
Still based, FOK BR*TAIN

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Don't lie to us c*cchi

why tho

Have you applied for Air Canada yet? Even if you don’t use it to see qts, it has career and travel potential

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Ramadan Mubarak

Fuck those niggers

I have a semester of university left I'll look into it after that.

What are you studying

I bet it's something gay like computer science

No I'm not that autistic I'm doing a double major in political science and human geography.

What is human geography?

What a fucking waste lmao

Good goy study medicine to heal niggers