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lol u tk him 2da bar|?

On one occasion Gavin’s tarantula, Cronus, was due a feed. While the arachnid’s favourite breakfast was being prepared, the plastic tub containing a dozen live crickets was dropped and the contents spilt. We spent the next half-hour hunting the little beggars from every corner of the ministerial office. Later that day, during a meeting with directors of a defence supplier, I spotted a rogue critter perching on the knee of one of the executives. Thankfully, it was not noticed and Cronus had an extra treat that evening.

Gavin enjoyed the gifts bestowed on him by foreign counterparts. On his desk proudly sat a sword given to him by the Qataris. He liked to brandish it, waving it about with gusto. During one memorable flourish, while being briefed by one of the private secretaries, he lost control and took a chunk out of the wooden cupboard door behind him.

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me irl

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why is england full of boring rorkes

hello nigger

hmm no I shan't be reading this thanks

Mental misinformation campaigns
Just mental

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channel your inner serfdom

then you'd ignore it but instead it's 'grug upset because man talk different from me'

Live broadcast 360 degrees #1 ● Battle of the Nations 2019
youtube.com/watch?v=hnhrM6ywy5Y

RIP camera #2

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English lasses demolishing everyone

business idea: a real-time counter showing the propah shaggers vs. virgin freaks ratio on /brit/

boredom and something about being an island full of whites for most of recorded history.

you're going way off piste here

dense jock bastard

stop posting that cringe neckbeard shit

the ulsterman is the master race. the closer the genes are to them the more based the man is

pmsl this is me literally

feel free to stop having this argument thanks

the future is bright
youtube.com/watch?v=dwBOpBHHflo&feature=youtu.be

Having a feeling a sorry for myself day
Not going active on any social media and blanking all messages
Maybe somebody will worry about me

Agreed to toil today since it was from home and there's a bank holiday coming up. Turns out toilstein actually left some work for me to do so I can't play games and occasionally look at my e-mails. What a mistake.

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>stop posting that cringe neckbeard shit

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i forgot about the main arena, i've just been looking about with that cam lol
for newcomers:
Main arena ● Battle of the Nations 2019 ● Live broadcast: fourth day ENG
youtube.com/watch?v=pbiYMe6OEUs

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Haha agreed! It's epic when a Scottish person tweets about the most mundane shit! They even type in their accent ha ha! :P

clasping my hands and making fart sounds
very funny stuff

lol only foreigners work.

post your tits

I never try to pull in clubs, I go out just to have a good time with my mates

it's not the content though it's the attitude that people find amusing. the dialect merely enhances that

winland ebin

>I never try to pull in clubs, I go out just to have a good time with my mates

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these girls are so cute honestly, watching them try to fight

>/brit/ shagger v. vf ratio = 0.03 atm
grim tbqh

yeah, I'm a racist
le mans? it's shit

how long until the 300 man moshpit

link?

>the 150 vs 150 battle lasts 4 hours
is it too late to run out and grab some beers for this?
tight
might fucking go for it

toilberg just can't get away with this anymore

30 minutes

don't go to clubs
too loud, crowded and full of confident people

Listening to Lil Peep

woke
pulling is always a disappointment

link

f1 is shit too

over now
150 v 150 coming up in 30 min
youtube.com/watch?v=pbiYMe6OEUs

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mom is that you come back

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literally the only racing event worth watching in europe
youtube.com/watch?v=W95zO8uBroI

>clubbing past the age of 21
alri deano

get the bevvies in

yeah, I go to clubs
the Melbourne Cricket Club
avid sport-goer I am

AaaaaaAAAaand... Welcome!
Welcome to the Sunday episode of... /brit/-quiz
The Quiz You Can't Miss!
Tonight's contestants
- user from Prefer Not To Say
- user from Parts Unknown
aaand
- user from Tesco Sandwich Aisle
Alri
So, user; what's your specialty subject tonight?

getting a bit of a boner listening to this girl talk about the strong powerful Danube penetrating the smaller river

Last time I pulled in a club (well, bar), I got her number, met her for a couple of dates before she dropped it on me that she had a boyfriend and was going on holiday with him the following week.

planes

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Normoid clubs = 2 for 1 WKD, chart music, fat slags getting fingered

Good clubs = dark room, huge sound system, pingers

were you gutted?

sat in a bar the other night and listened to a group of yuppies talk about furniture sets they'd bought

oh wow. consider yourself lucky for having dodged a bullet

cute!

pathetic little planelet

Aaand you're first question...
How many planes are in the air right now?

youtube.com/watch?v=NEoVjmfYlJ8

been planning on starting a furniture company myself desu

bout 9k senpai

>tfw earn over double that national average for my age
>tfw don't have the wealth to think about buying furniture (as it would require a home)

might go for a long drive tonight

loads

>Leeds should have been promoted by today

are they actually fighting with real swords and shit? do people get seriously injured?

at these petrol prices?! rip your wallet

yea, some guys yesterday got absolutely battered
huge dents in one French guys helmet I remember

this video looks like video game animation

Mental to think this man didn't live long

Hi guys, please don't forget to vote for my husband, Gerard Batten, in the upcoming European election. We want to buy our fourth house and need the income from Gerard's MEP wages for pay for it.

Yours faithfully,

Frances Cabayan Batten

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mental how quickly boy bands flared up and then died in the late 90s/early 00s

boggling how mental the world is today

Music changed man

Need these asian boy bands to follow the same fate.

Read this and tell me your honest thoughts. I bet a few click on within the first few paragraphs.

bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-48021899

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dubstep had a quicker lifespan

mental how they still wont tell us about paddock

youtu.be/9doh1or3Rc0

chune

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youtube.com/playlist?list=PLFMtBiddC_zkKNWAVFZXpvd-8k-LD1pE_
interesting series of videos with ''son of sam''

Looking forward to me new furniture lads

They're blunt but also yes, this is tardfighting
The non-mong way of doing it is HEMA where they don't just autistically batter each other's helmets with effectively clubs

I wish shows here went on longer, not to the yank level where it keeps going until it becomes complete shit but just a few seasons more even if there's a slight drop in quality

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hate fleabag
hate rootless cosmopolitan feminist drivel
simple as

based