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I accept anything anyone offers me, even beer, trying to keeping up with them, and when I actually come to the sense that I'm dizzy and stumbling, I lecture myself on how I can't do that because others eat, and by that time the effects are only intensifying.

I become more outgoing and expressive until I start feeling fatigue, at which point I usually doze off or sleep.
Are you drunk? I'm actually seriously hangover right now. It hurts to even type.

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I get talkative and clubbable

I become kinda gay. also I talk a loot.

i start ranting about conspiracy theories and political shit
literally every time I get drunk I wake up with a sore throat from talking so much
at this new years party I started ranting to my mate's girlfriend about how women are worthless and how biased the justice system is against men
last week at the club I think I was about to get my ass beat because I wouldn't shut the fuck up about the mud flood theory to a total stranger

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>that one time in amsterdam when i was talking for 1 hour to this cute posh english guy in a bar, touching eachother and making jokes before there was a silent moment like in the film and i for sure knew i was gonna kiss him if i didnt do anything and i kinda came to my senses and told him i had to go the toilet and barely spoke to him anymore all night

*lot

Swede on vacation in Japan
I start acting like chad, and while I am not the scrawniest person around, I am not a hulking muscle monster either.

Sometimes it works out, other times i embarrass myself completely

I would say it is a net negative overall

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Je suis ivre, mais pas au point que je perdrai ma conscience. Il n'y a pas à aller aux toilettes pour puke. Je meurs d'envie de te caresser doucement, mais j'ai pas de temps de faire ça en ce moment, malheureusement... Alors...
*Touche ta nuque comme la pic relaté*
Mon chou, ne puke pas, tu peux émettre la liquide seulement de ta bouche basse devant de ton maître... À bientôt !

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I have fun

あああ、残念
最近、僕たちのスケジュールは合ってないね
僕のほうは全然大丈夫、反吐は出ない、でも君のそのOP postはなんか悲しそうだと感じる。悲しいなら今度で話してくれ
じゃさようなら

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Become very incontinent, easygoing and easy to incite.

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>最近、僕たちのスケジュールは合ってないね
C'est la vie, mais je peux raconter pour environ 15 minutes dans une une heure, je te téléphonerai. je ne serai plus ivre
>そのOP postはなんか悲しそうだと感じる。悲しいなら今度で話してくれ
Ah j'ai juste voulu "lose consciousness"

meme quand l8r

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i don't drink alcohol

i'm a shy and quiet kissless virgin so the first time i got drunk with relatives i could project my voice without even trying and without realizing it
>l become senseless
also this

never again

Alright, I answered you in our room.
Don't start thinking I'm neglecting you, it's scheduleです...

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2. I sleep

1. Straya.
2. I get very talkative and like to speak to strangers. I make a lot of jokes and sometimes people get offended. Also this

>become senseless
I thought Japanese browsing Jow Forums are always senseless.

I become extremely social,
and also

I want to hold hands with Mimmi

I always hit on fat girls when i'm drunk, i can't help it

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it makes being around normalniggers tolerable