>be me, live in Alaska >no niggers >some degenerate natives but they only get drunk and mess with each other >breathe fresh air >mountains >rivers >bears >aliens love us >qt Russian girls >government pays you to live here
Why don’t europoors move to my state? You’re officially invited.
So help me god, you better not invite your Muslim friends. You will be forever banned.
sounds good but there's probably absolutely no work there, I'm guessing also >government pays you to live here how come?
Luis Wilson
>in the middle of fucking nowhere >cold as shit most of the year >no entertainment outside of outdoor activities yeah, it doesn't seem that good if you ask me
Every state citizen gets money from thr state's oil, it's written into their constitution
It varies by year
Joshua Brooks
My spirit is 100% fucking American. I envy constitutional rights, muh 2nd amendment, muh 1st. I've been to Alaska the pan handle is fucking beautiful. I want to visit around anchorage some day it's the best state imo. I cry every night wishing I wasn't born in Alberta and instead born in Alaska or even 60 miles away in Montana.
Evan Murphy
you get 1-2k per year, but the people overseeing it keep reducing it to funnel the money to their own pockets
Cooper Fisher
Damn if it was 1200 per month or even 600 I'd move there asap seeing as I'm an american citizen.
Carson Barnes
Blacks here usually keep to themselves. I haven’t seen any this month. Natives and island nigs all look the same, so you won’t tell the difference.
Isaiah Young
Finland has most of the same positives and a bunch of additional ones, without having to live around Yanks
Ayden Hughes
should be 100% native ameriniggers: get out
Sebastian Ross
Cringe
Nicholas Hall
Faggot
Easton Anderson
In 2015 it was over $2,000 or almost $9,000 for a family of 4
That's almost half a decade ago. also >family Never happening
Bentley Lopez
>Finland has most of the same positives and a bunch of additional ones, without having to live around Yanks >country that was Sweden's bitchboy for 700 years
Robert Barnes
And see how far we've come, pretty inspiring isn't it?
Gabriel Reyes
Alaska Positives >Stunning scenery >outdoorsman's paradise >some of the best hunting and fishing in the world >oil dividends >true American culture possible
Alaska negatives >highest unemployment rate in America >high crime rates, including 5th highest homicide rate out of 50 >attracts weird and akwardly anti-social people >high cost of living >highest male to female ratio in America at 108.5:100 so no qt gf unless you are gigachad >may get eaten by an animal
Aiden Hughes
>highest male to female ratio how's the grindr scene there?
One would have to assume it's flourishing, so long as you don't mind taking a bush plane 4 hours to get your boipucci pounded on a bearskin rug beside a roaring fireplace in a remote cabin
When selling your state it's best to be honest, Alaska is less rural than many states (14 to be exact and as rural as 2 more). Nearly twice as many people in Alaska live in an urban setting as do people in Maine or Vermont. Most Alaskans live in an urban environment
Mason Fisher
>comfy faggots should be stoned.
Ethan James
>living with wh*tes No
Daniel Scott
this is literally every cunt once you step outside city limits