Be me, live in Alaska

>be me, live in Alaska
>no niggers
>some degenerate natives but they only get drunk and mess with each other
>breathe fresh air
>mountains
>rivers
>bears
>aliens love us
>qt Russian girls
>government pays you to live here

Why don’t europoors move to my state? You’re officially invited.

So help me god, you better not invite your Muslim friends. You will be forever banned.

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is it true you get 1200 a month, even if you have a job?

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sounds good but there's probably absolutely no work there, I'm guessing
also
>government pays you to live here
how come?

>in the middle of fucking nowhere
>cold as shit most of the year
>no entertainment outside of outdoor activities
yeah, it doesn't seem that good if you ask me

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>Why don’t europoors move to my state? You’re officially invited.
I wish I was, but I'm not.

Also
>shit weather
>lonely as fuck
>pay isn't even that good unless you have a good degree
>racists like you thrive because of boredom

Alaska is attractive to live in for a year or two, not your entire life.

There’s a lot of work in the fishing and tourist industry. Permanent residents, get a check because of the states oil wealth. Kinda hard to explain.

To prove residency, just live in Alaska for a year, get proper state ID, and don’t leave for a year.

what is there to do job wise?

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seething darkie

Every state citizen gets money from thr state's oil, it's written into their constitution

It varies by year

My spirit is 100% fucking American. I envy constitutional rights, muh 2nd amendment, muh 1st. I've been to Alaska the pan handle is fucking beautiful. I want to visit around anchorage some day it's the best state imo. I cry every night wishing I wasn't born in Alberta and instead born in Alaska or even 60 miles away in Montana.

you get 1-2k per year, but the people overseeing it keep reducing it to funnel the money to their own pockets

Damn if it was 1200 per month or even 600 I'd move there asap seeing as I'm an american citizen.

Blacks here usually keep to themselves. I haven’t seen any this month. Natives and island nigs all look the same, so you won’t tell the difference.

Finland has most of the same positives and a bunch of additional ones, without having to live around Yanks

should be 100% native
ameriniggers: get out

Cringe

Faggot

In 2015 it was over $2,000 or almost $9,000 for a family of 4

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That's almost half a decade ago. also
>family
Never happening

>Finland has most of the same positives and a bunch of additional ones, without having to live around Yanks
>country that was Sweden's bitchboy for 700 years

And see how far we've come, pretty inspiring isn't it?

Alaska Positives
>Stunning scenery
>outdoorsman's paradise
>some of the best hunting and fishing in the world
>oil dividends
>true American culture possible

Alaska negatives
>highest unemployment rate in America
>high crime rates, including 5th highest homicide rate out of 50
>attracts weird and akwardly anti-social people
>high cost of living
>highest male to female ratio in America at 108.5:100 so no qt gf unless you are gigachad
>may get eaten by an animal

>highest male to female ratio
how's the grindr scene there?

>live in alaska
>live around anyone

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One would have to assume it's flourishing, so long as you don't mind taking a bush plane 4 hours to get your boipucci pounded on a bearskin rug beside a roaring fireplace in a remote cabin

comfy

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t. FAS anglo whitelet.

When selling your state it's best to be honest, Alaska is less rural than many states (14 to be exact and as rural as 2 more). Nearly twice as many people in Alaska live in an urban setting as do people in Maine or Vermont. Most Alaskans live in an urban environment

>comfy
faggots should be stoned.

>living with wh*tes
No

this is literally every cunt once you step outside city limits

*rapes u r path*

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My parents are off the grid living in an rv. Anything's possible.
Native American women are raped a lot, or so they say.

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>My parents are off the grid living in an rv. Anything's possible.
Freezing temperatures AND abject poverty? Sign me up!

dumb southerners