/brit/

yeah and water is dry

are they still making sonic games? if so what system are they on?

there's a lot of amazing passing trannies there for sure but there are bars that don't allow them (just like there are bars 100% ladyboy)
but if they're a 10, who cares if they have a cock?
might even be a laugh if you get a thai lass with a fanny involved for a twos up

interesting...

bout mine from tesco last Christmas and they didn't ask for any id

paki bastard

jock cunt

I LOVE people! Every time I see another human smile, laugh, cry.. pure joy! :)

sega Genesis

ah yes you must have the prettiest prostitute, not the one who is better at sex

had a jock flatmate who said he moved because glaswegians are the worst people on earth

Very funny but don't quit your day job xx

ah shit it's chucking it down now haha
you know i read once that there is a tradition of it raining hard after a big battle
dunno why but apparently that's a thing, seasoned vets would even predict it

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Expected him to be your bog standard 30min booking (if there is such a thing, hopefully you know what I mean).
However... he was SO NERVOUS, I mean extreme newbie jitters. I’m used to nervous guys but this was something else. Typically after some small talk and a couple compliments they’re relaxed.

When he came in he stood with a face like he’d just been told his dog had died or something. I made light small talk, he gave me next to no emotion or response. Awkward silence before he eventually handed over the fee.

I asked him several times if he was okay and he explained he was nervous, I jokingly said “don’t tell me this is your first time...haha”.

He finished after about 2mins of HR, and I asked my usual post ‘finish’ “you okay” with a smile..
He just sighed again, like he was really sad!? as if he hadn’t just orgasmed?!

Once I’d wiped up, I sat beside him and put my hand on his thigh (he was still lying down), he immediately tensed up and said “I’m going to leave this there, (as in the booking, not my hand), yeah, that’ll be alright actually”.
I tried reassuring him, said no rush, was there something else you’d enjoy? But nope ..
Obviously I didn’t stop him leaving. In and out in about 15minutes, suits me fine. Lol.

Ive never had a client THAT nervous/guilty, or leave with such a sad air about them. I feel second hand guilt and sadness right now myself. It’s awful.

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

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anyone who thinks like this should be arrested

youtu.be/A1PAO3jgmXY

zx spectrum

Normans look like THAT

girls everywhere
girls in the club
looking at me tryna make a black man blush

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you buy it online it takes 10 minutes

you don't know that until you've bought them
which means you have to judge them on appearance, which means you chose the decrepit old bag
dire

Bro no

Mohawk kid all day

>sega Genesis

FOY

there should be a box they can tick that says "awkward" at the start so normal people can just bin it to save time

Horrible booking that seemed to last an eternity but was only 45 mins . He slapped me across my face because I refused to do OWO because he was not clean and refused a shower. He kept saying I was fat and need to go on a diet . I am a size 12 with 34DD boobs and consider myself curvy and certainly not fat . My husband is normally in the house but wasn’t this time .

why are most of the england football team black when the black population here is relatively tiny

same for yanks and their sports

So they just want to collect money? I thought it was a Muslim country not Jewish haha

...

JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR JUNIOR

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>better at sex
i'm the one having sex with them, not vice versa

youtu.be/4XEq6XYtMVU

Reading, "Why are so many afraid to confront Britain’s historical links with the slave trade?" on the Guardian Online

Useful for the task, good at what they do. Like racing dogs or horses or something

not yet

>women
>good at sex
ahhHHhhh yes I am QUITE the expert at laying on my back and spreading my legs, yes indeed, very impressive

retard
you're meant to do research into things first

ah yes the british knight
dawid dziczskwy
youtube.com/watch?v=pbiYMe6OEUs

got sad for a sec because im depressed and no gf atm but then i remembered i've shagged some peng slags
thoughts on this blogpost?

hi virgins

2 horrific bookings, first guy made various last minute requests for his half hour and finally arrived 10mins late, he was clearly super nervous. Offered him a shower, he said no as he had one at the gym half hour before. No problem for me, he smelt and looked fine....that was until his boxers came off. Eurggh!! Pulled the foreskin back and a cottage cheese surprise with pissy pubes and a shitty arse.

Got a wet wipe out (i never do this as a rule as ive heard its painful and normally unnecessary) but thought, you know what, im actually really pissed off. I spent an hour getting ready and he cant even wash his cock. I made it clear it needed more than a wipe.

Sent him into the bathroom to wash...came out and he was cheese free but covered in a rash where he had obviously not cleaned there in a long while.

I heaved and got him to finish super quick without putting it near me. Dirty bugger.

Really enjoy these for some reason

same but without the sadness :)

please stop

only flip are honorary

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>thorough research for a prossie
yep, that's a yikes

Have my first ever ‘girlfriend’
she won’t have sex with me
should I end it?

in the US, black kids are funneled into sports and subsidized after school programs that eventually gets into more serious high school and college sports

>southeast asians are very short, very brown, very poor these do not an aryan make jog on doug

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lyricstranslate.com/en/narkotik-kal-narkotik-kal.html

Narkotik ne klass
ya yedu na hard bass
yesli ti ne znal
narkotik kal

What website is this?

end yourself mate without offence

youtube.com/watch?v=ESF7KENCZEE

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>i might be a used up grotty old tart but i have experience that makes me better at sex
what a cope
cope of the fucking week

>Sakai was born in New York to a German mother and a Japanese father
r a r e

sneaky as fuck that they put that link in there

not having sex for a few months in a relationship is actually nice as long as it's mutually agreed upon and talked about beforehand

Non stop shagging for a whole hour with sweat dribbling on my face from him and trying to kiss me covered in salty sweat.
I'm going back to bed to wake up again and pretend it was just a bad dream

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please keep going

prossie forum
looks like that one's from
saafe.info/main/blather-and-babble/things-clients-do-to-annoy!!!/

hear tonight's GoT is only 12 minutes long and is a musical

poopoo in my bum bum

saafe.info/main/blather-and-babble/describe-your-last-booking/1905/

need this information

>eating 4000 calories between every 12 hours and calling it 'fasting'

he could pass as a norwegian

yeah if you have no self control lmao

want to get one of those 1940s haircuts like they had in dunkirk

Dreadful booking that I cut short because even after he’d had a shower, he stank of Bo. The final straw was when I saw the skid marks on my bed . I gave him half his money back and asked him to leave . He asked me what he’d done wrong . I told him that he was unclean and needed to learn to wipe his arse properly. He told me to F off and would leave me a negative review ::)

was talking about Ramadan

for me, it is acclaimed British grime artist Stormy

A G A P E

japs aren't south east asian dummy

Listening to Jeff Buckley

maybe another day of masturbation and video games will improve my life

yeah that's what I was talking about too
you don't have 4000 calories if you have self control

might go for a Scott Parker next 'cut

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Just had a 2 hour booking with an overweight man with a very small penis who took forever to cum. We were literally shagging and doing oral for about 1 hour 50 mins non stop and I was EXHAUSTED by the end of it. He also had shit breath and kept wanting to do missionary with his whole body weight crushing me.
If I hadn’t had needed the money today then I would have cut it short and got rid of him.

paki

kek this is me

that much is evident

No wonder black kids are failing in education then. The NFL and NBA must have like 1k total professionals, unless they're a top 0.0001% athlete it's a complete waste of time

after consulting the bible I have realised that women do not have souls

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going to name my dog paki man

no this is you

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not bad

would never sleep with a prozzy
thanks for reading