/brit/

hello I am not white

considering i and everyone else here spends most of their time getting into arguments i doubt it

>hang around with people like dave, homealone, 190cm, amer, schizo irl
yeh no thanks you spastic

would be literally Lord of the Flies

>dave in same category as tripfaggots
foy

/x/ is kinda shit now but I've said it before and shall say again that /x/ in its creepypasta/horror streams days was peak Jow Forums

yeh good point he's much worse

>when you decide to visit the /brit/ island anyway and Kent is there

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It would be good but a lot of problems

Dave is an abstract concept, anyone can be a Dave

for me it’s lionel messi

me and my fellow tribe of shaggers are going to invade /brit/ island and massacre the virgins

Me? Chief of Shagger Island

may the 5th 2019 and there are still retards who can't identify dave and don't think he is a singular person, rip you mate

at least i'd get the chance to knock 190's stupid welsh teeth out

hate that retard

para mi es marcus rashford, el goblino de manchester united

lmao true

exactly, they call them by their nationality
actually people talking about "asia" tend to refer to all of asia, including japan, china etc
orient = east asia
asian subcontinent = india, pakistan, etc
asia = all of the above

alri

Might have a Chinese takeaway later.

Thinking sweet and sour chicken balls and singapore chow mein.

I've been called dave a handful of times and seen other posters called dave on many occasions

its one person

>you will never push Ribena off a cliff to xir death and get pats on the back from the island lads

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Just got back from the toil mines

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some people are too stupid to reocgnise dave as I said

Woah woah not so soon there squire. Initiation process: Bring back a virgin's phimo penis from Virgin Island

How do I fix me sleeping routine
I'm waking up at 4pm daily

>That's because you brits use the words asians about indians/pakis to cover up their crime rates. The rest of the civilized world use asians to describe the slant eyes only

not true. we called south asians asians before the crime scandals.

the problem with calling them 'asians' is not that people think of japanese people when you say asians. its that it indicts indians (and chinese) when in fact its mostly pakistanis

here asia or asians refers exclusively to east or south east asia
if you want to refer to india you say india

business idea: amalgamate Everton, Huddersfield, Man Utd and Arsenal into ONE super team and call them Manchester United

>Me? Chief of Shagger Island

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para mi es el prospecto con 30 años, theodor walcott

you're not a propah shagger are ya la

stop being an incel

Nah he'd be kept alive but for entertainment
We'd all throw coconuts at him and he'd scarper off into the bushes

indians/pakistanis are asians here.
chinamen and filipinos are orientals.

say it in american, asshole

i know about 6 daves irl
all have a specifying name to go with "dave"
eg. big dave, dave g, dave [insert last name]
you ask someone about "dave" and they will, without fail, ask which dave

Couldn't finish your dinner you kid

/tg/ has always been the best board. they have practically no shitposting

you forget davey

going to read a book suggest you all do the same. cheers

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I am a genuine level 4 shagger

Would't be able to just let any old bellend onto shagger island

WHO LET RIBENA OUT OF THE CAGE AGAIN
oh well, time for another runt hunt.....

sounds extremely shit desu

eh?

of what use would the oxford bender be on /brit/ island?

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>chinamen and filipinos are orientals.
never heard this
if someone's from china they're chinese
if someone's from the philippines they're filipinos
oriental is a type of rice

Blind twat.

yeah but one of them are dave
he wouldn't be on it, any sign of buggery is immediate stoning to death

food source

i say we pool all our pocket money and use it to buy a warship so we can invade the virgin islands, turn it officially into the /brit/ islands, and get rich seizing the offshore accounts of all the billionaires who use the place as a tax haven

what do you think?

or posting of any kind either

i remember when they were casting for chinese people on harry potter they said 'if you're oriental' on cbbc about 15 years ago.

if you were describing someone by looks you would say 'east asian' or 'oriental'

hardly seems worth the effort

i'm bored. sounds fun~

What we should actually do is buy a big boat and become pirates

i dont like you lads

>15 years ago
nowadays "oriental" is hate speech
might as well call africans the n word

*cowboy pirates

he's another one i'd probably end up getting into a fight with because he's so insufferably self obsessed

The /brit/ cruise ship

oriental is hate speech in america, but i don't think there is the same baggage here.

it just means eastern after all.

This sure explains why Rorke is cranky all the time. All of his thought leaders are sniveling wretches now.

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it's fucking mental how many adverts are on youtube when you don't have adblock
*stares at mozilla*

Someone pretending to be me in the archives again tut tut tut fucking mongs

oriental isn't hate speech you spastic

10” margarita
10” cheese and mushroom garlic bread
mozzarella sticks
en route to the sound of £12

Alt-right personalities probably all made like 5 million in 2 years

What's that famous piano tune that starts:

Dede Da-de Da-De Da-De

not a bad price that if the food is good.
thinking of getting a pizza union delivery for dinner, 4 pound 12 inch pizza

embarrassing

>spastic
hate speech
get in the gulag you fascist

does bugs bunny sing it in the bath tub?

Nothing is embarrassing to me
Perks of not being a virgin freak

the alt right worldview is informed by newspaper headlines and misinterpreted statistics.

whenever you pull them up on this they go into namecalling or start talking about ineffable arguments about their feelings

not replying to that post because it's just so stupid

except literally every major newspaper is controlled by left wing globalists

Yeah, as opposed to leftypol informed by Twitter posts with 30,000 retweets from children

fur elise

>can you describe the men who raped you?
>they were asian
as if

uploaders set how many advert rolls there are. it's just that most youtubers are shameless cunts and have them every 20 seconds

youtube.com/watch?v=iLweKTxbIwU
>Lyrics in the song include: “She just f**ked 100 men, she’s like, ‘Who’s next?'” “Had them white birds on the side curbs, looking for a dirty Paki or a white nerd.” “I had a white girl, I used to call a cash machine. I got 20 white girls and they all trap [sell drugs] for me. They’re all in the flats laying on their backs for P [money].”

im not leftypol. im a radcen. i dont really have a vision of how society should be run because idon't really know if a convention like society which is so losely defined can be optimally steered in the ways that we often speak of.
not in the UK?
>dm, daily mail, sun, times, telegraph, evening standard

well you wouldn't say "oh they were a bunch of fucking paki bastards" would you you'd get done

why lump indians in with them?

in the UK this would be understood to be pakistanis and indians.

in other countries it would be understood to be east asians.

why is this so hard to wrap your head around?

Shut up you fagot

I don't know. It's like an old rag tune.
Certainly not.